CALLING ALL COFFEE SHOPS

The ultimate source for coffee shop AUs – all fandoms, all pairings.

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[dandelionblizzard]

brian is saying this is him... no it isn’t

[donnajosh]

THE WEST WING 2.20 – “The Fall’s Gonna Kill You”

[castiel]

Dean referencing gay couples in 5x3 Free to Be You and Me Sidenote: have we talked about the fact that “Free to Be You and Me” was a children’s entertainment project from the 70s that promoted values such as “comfort with one’s identity”

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

YOOOOOOO 😦

[yournewapartment]

Whoever had “Dyatlov Pass Incident Solved Using Frozen” on their Bingo card...

[lestatdelioncourtney]

the magicians as things my friends have said on discord, part 2/?

[anthonycrowleymoved]

while i agree that dean has never smoked a joint in his life i do believe in my heart of hearts that at some point in the series cas bought an incredibly impractical bong. like one that works or whatever and is very pretty but that you just would go ‘why did you buy this it just looks difficult to use’ if you saw it. i think it would depend on when in the series he bought it if he actually knew its intended purpose, and i don’t know if season five cas buying a bong or season thirteen cas buying a bong would be objectively funnier, but he sure does own it. it just seems like an in character thing for him to do.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

one day cas shows up and dealer’s choice of any of these are in his hand and dean has aneurysm

[anthonycrowleymoved]

oh and sam has a pax

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i never said he didn’t steal it i just said he owned it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

correction: apparently i did say he bought it. i did actually think while writing this post that he buys impractical pretty bongs, but he absolutely stole a $100,000 one. source dude trust me

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[callingallcoffeeshops]

"Caffeine is Addictive"

Fandom: Supernatural Pairing: Castiel/Dean Rating: R Author: outlawradio Summary: Just imagine Barista!Dean scowling at his costumers and yelling, "GRANDE SKINNY CHAI LATTE NO FOAM WITH SOY!", and throw some Corporate Lawyer!Cas into the mix.

[callingallcoffeeshops]

What Looks Like Crazy

Fandom: Merlin Pairing: Arthur/Merlin Rating: R Author: hermette Summary: Three years after being diagnosed with HIV, Merlin Emrys is managing, if not quite coping. Enter Arthur Pendragon, the man who doesn’t know how to take no for an answer. (Ao3 link)

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Fandom: Homestuck Pairing: John/Rose Rating: PG Author: loonyBibliophile Summary: A grimdorks au where Rose is a hipster and John happens to go to the cafe she works at.

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Fandom: Les Misérables Pairing: Enjolras/Grantaire Rating: PG Author: Milzilla Summary: Enjolras is a university student looking for a quiet place to study when he comes across a tiny, tucked away cafe. There he meets Grantaire, who makes the best coffee he has ever tasted, and is simultaneously the most infuriating person he has ever met. As Enjolras returns to the cafe time after time, he finds himself becoming more addicted to Grantaire’s coffee, and perhaps Grantaire himself.

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Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing: Isaac/Scott Rating: R Author: bewarethesmirk Summary: Isaac is a loner, down-on-his-luck barista. Then Scott bustles in, with his puppy dog eyes and penchant for mochas, and he and Isaac become buddies. As these things go, Isaac wants more.

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Fandom: Merlin Pairing: Arthur/Merlin Rating: PG Author: Emjayelle Summary: In which Freya owns a coffee shop, Arthur hates his job, but loves coffee, Merlin has smooth moves and a knack for words, and there's an unfair amount of caffeine-fuelled flirting happening over crossword puzzles.

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Fandom: Marvel (Captain America/Thor) Pairing: Darcy/Steve Rating: G Author: anothersouladrift Summary: Darcy is quick, and when Steve can't hide his Captain America identity too well, Darcy notices.

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Fandom: Teen Wolf Pairing: Derek/Stiles Rating: PG Author: Kazzerr Summary: Derek's day has been going... suspiciously well. And he's 99.89% sure that Laura is responsible. Which makes absolutely NO sense since it's been her life's mission to make his life a living hell since he was born.

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Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra Pairing: Asami/Korra Rating: G Author: lea_hazel Summary: Korra meets a pretty girl and Bolin can't mind his own business. (Part one of the Rabbaroo Cafe series)