[ihateiu]

[nofckinglover]

[naiveasf]

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[d3av3lop3r-deactivated20220730]

[doodlemeimpressed]

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

[tesco-offickle]

I am a sacrificial lamb, and god is my sister with a pillow

[nez-remade]

[rockinpaco-deactivated20210125]

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

I really wanted to get it right with u

[devilsbrokerank]

Maybe you deserve better. Like who?

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

Me adding the Noah Centineo jack off video to my 2019 Watched list

[umrzec]

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

[lovelustquotes]

[floralls]

[preventive]

Follow Preventive for more!

[mjalti]

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

[moonlitmagic]

Needed this ngl

[ratliker1917]

given that people are already noticing how tumblr dorks are turning top and bottom into basically gendered stereotypes my prediction is that the next bastard thing this dying website will do is finally reach the peak of its obsession with the western zodiac and turn it into a legitimate system of social hierarchy

[demonicdeviation]

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[feminism135]

[anduinsholydick]

i ask him, “well, what did you tell her?”

let him tell me the joke/repeat the conversation

look him straight in the eye

“that’s not funny, steve, that’s sexual harassment and you should have been arrested.”

watch him open and close his mouth like a fish for 4-5 seconds

return to previous conversational topic

steve has whiplash

[salafistallion]

One act of kindness can change your whole life.