Noah Puckerman

The names, Noah Puckerman but if you call me anything but Puck or Puckerman I'll kick your ass. Unless it's a badass nickname like Puckasauras, which is what the ladies like to call me. I'm about to go into my senior year at WMHS, which is good because I'm ready to get the fuck out of there. Only other thing you need to know about me is that if you fuck with me or my friends I'll end you. Relationship Status: Single

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badgirldaniharper]

I swear at this point you shouldn’t even own shirts. As you seem to like to find a reason not to wear one.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

I agree with you. I should just not have to wear shirts anywhere. It benefits everyone. 

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

I know. Of course, my love.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Good. And good.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

I love you, babe. Well…. I was trying all these new wines and stuff that Henri got and somehow…. whoopsie daisies!

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Love you too. Ah, I see. Is there any left for me?

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

My very own prince charming <3 I’m just at home. I didn’t mean to get drunk, it was a accident.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

You know it. How do you accidentally get drunk?

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

Thanks for your permission, baby. I miss you. Come over when you’re done working, okay? We’ll give it a shot. And then I kinda wanna cuddle and watch movies, because I’m drunky.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Of course, you know that I'm here to help all of your dreams come true. I'm done, babe. I'll be there soon. You're drunk? Did you go out or are you just at home drinking?

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

A think a nice long soak is just what you need. You know, I’ve always wanted to try sucking dick underwater, that could be hot

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Holy shit.. yeah that could definitely be hot, babe. You are more than welcome to try. 

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[badasssugarrae]

You should put on a show for her, get all hot and sweaty, then come see me. I’ll shower you off and rub your aching muscles. ;)

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Good idea, I'd probably make double, if not triple. And I'm so down for the shower and massage. 

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[jockingitsmythe]

Sounds like you have a pretty great business going on. Hopefully you don’t have husbands threatening to kick your ass

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Nah, not yet. Besides, I'm not sleeping with any of them anymore. I almost get caught a couple of times. Once, I had to jump out of a window naked to avoid being seen. 

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

[thatgirlharmony-deactivated2018]

Well, that’s a little creepy.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Whatever, I don't blame her. And I'm pretty sure that just looking at a hot dude is the most action she's gotten in awhile. 

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Finally sucked it up..

I started mowing lawns and shit as well to make more money. And I even had one lady this morning tell me that if I did everything shirtless, she'd pay me more. I normally end up shirtless anyway since it's hot as fuck, but whatever. Who am I to turn down a sad, lonely cougar from some eye candy? Especially since it's all she's getting. 

[badasssugarrae]

Mmm, can’t wait to have you!

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Don't have to wait long. Just be ready for me. 

[badasssugarrae]

That’ll be fresh and ready for you too. ;)

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Good. I'm on my way babe.

[badasssugarrae]

Then I guess you get fresh cookies. ;)

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

I really only want one cookie...if you know what I mean.

[badasssugarrae]

I bake some cookies, get naked, and send pictures until you’re lured over here.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

What if I'm there before the cookies are even done. 

[badasssugarrae]

But I won’t miss you for long…. because, you see, I have a plan.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

What is this plan?

[badasssugarrae]

I miss you. I miss you so fucking bad it hurts.

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

That's better. 

[badasssugarrae]

Baby?

[callmepuckasauras-blog]

Sugar...