To Hell With Everyone You Are A Fucking Goddess.

My Face

[ladystarks]

[gaylawyersmoved-deactivated2020]

“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off

[brian4rmthe6]

Lets get money & be boring together baby.

[supremo-c]

My man: so watchu tryn do?

Me:

[epiphanies]

whoop there it is

[uservroomvroom]

being “the cocky one” is a shtick only accepted when it’s done by men. both men and women get so uncomfortable when a woman acts cocky and confident and it really fucking shows the sexist double standard

[champagneholland]

call me bad waitress because I always spill the tea

[onlytwitterpics]

[jonathonharker]

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

[plainclothes2025]

[51don]

I hate texting. Come live with me.

[urbanoutfucks]

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[nightmareshack]

I was in the car with my family and my mom was talking about how much time she thinks “our generation wastes on the internet” or whatever. And I was explaining how I use the internet to read and curate more interests and hobbies and expand my social horizons etc. and she was just like “Well fine if that’s how you want to live. You can waste all your time on the internet if that’s what you want but I beg to differ” and without thinking I just said “then beg.” and the entire car went silent until we got home. it was the biggest power move i have ever made to date

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[delta-breezes]

[kushandwizdom]

[kushandwizdom]

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[wintercozy]

[in-bloomm]

“Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.”

— Marcus Aurelius (via sixty9degrees)

[bloomflowersbloom]

Im cryinggggbj

[ogbased]

😂✍🏽