kindahategreenberg:
“For waffles I might even put a shirt on before I go down there…” Existing at eight might be okay every once in a while.
“Nope. You said yourself you’re nobody’s dad before ten. Can’t have it both ways, too bad.”

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kindahategreenberg:
“For waffles I might even put a shirt on before I go down there…” Existing at eight might be okay every once in a while.
“Nope. You said yourself you’re nobody’s dad before ten. Can’t have it both ways, too bad.”
kindahategreenberg:
“Before ten on a weekend i’m no one’s father. I don’t even exist. And i’ll let you remember that for all of your sordid shenanigans.”
“Then I guess I get this nice breakfast I made all to myself. Waffles, bacon, eggs, the whole shebang.”
“I’m not your father… Stop leaving me cards.”
“Either you’re my father and I can’t wear my favorite shorts, or you’re not and I can’t get you a card. You can’t have it both ways dad.”
I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.
I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.
but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.
cut this shit out
don’t be that kind of asshole.
As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!
Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.
i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.
Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.
90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!
Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim.
Always reblog!!!!
Everyone read the above. Please.
My uncle recently died of cancer, and we found out then that he had celiac disease, along with much of the rest of the family, some of whom tried gluten free earlier and dropped it because of ridicule. What I am saying is, don’t make fun of folks for tying a fad diet and just feeling better. They could have an undiagnosed allergy or disease.
Also from working at a doctor’s office, some times “just feeling better” is a euphemism people use for having normal poops for the first time in years, which is a significant.
My son was very, very allergic to dairy and soy as a baby. That meant that I, as a breastfeeding mom, couldn’t eat any. ANY. On the very rare occasion I went out, I ordered almond milk in my latte. If some asshole had decided to police whether or not I was just being a pretention white lady, my infant would have had severe digestive pain and blood in his stool.
It costs nothing to just NOT BE AN ASSHOLE
I’m actually much more passionate about this^^^
than astrology or anything metaphysical.
Several times I went to a cafe and asked for Coconut milk, the barista DIDN”T LISTEN and gave me cow milk anyway. Most times I saw them make it and demanded they remake it. One time I was nauseous for the whole rest of the day, I discovered the cure: CINNAMON STICK! Now you know!
I had a near death experience with mozzarella when I was 11, but didn’t find out that I straight up cannot handle dairy until age 23, it was so hard to give up… Hey everyone: try “daiya” yogurt, made of tapioca.
I’m sick of this “If you’re not Celiac, Gluten Free is a fad” NO! There are many LEGITAMITE reasons to be GF or dairy free! Respect peoples’ diet!
It’s literally so shitty of people to just go around policing others’ diet like it’s just a “skinny” thing to do. I’m lucky enough that I’ve not encountered a barista like these ones! Not everyone drinks soy or coconut or diet because they’re “skinny” and “pretentious” as the people in the stories seem to think. It’s so dangerous of people to go around doing this because you don’t know if the customer will end up in hospital, or even just incredibly sick. It doesn’t take much to just make the right thing! They really didn’t do anything wrong to you just by having an allergy, intolerance, or just plain ass not wanting a regular!
I’m type 2 diabetic and I was at a restaurant for my birthday, I ordered a Diet Coke, they gave me regular and I didn’t notice it until I started feeling sick. I was sweating and hot. I checked my blood sugar and it was in the 300s. I had to go to the hospital and get an insulin injection to counter act the mistake they waiter made. I don’t know if it was intentional, but Jesus, pay attention to what your guests ask for.
I’m in the unfortunate predicament of having an allergy but not knowing what it is apart from “it’s in some kinds of pepperoni”. If I go to a pizza place that serves up slices, I always let them know that “look, I have a weird food allergy can you use a clean spatula?” because I don’t want to have a reaction.
I went to a food court pizza place and made my request. Then proceeded to have to get into a yelling match because the guy used a contaminated spatula to handle my food. He only reluctantly agreed to change my slices to non-contaminated ones and use a clean spatula when another customer agreed with me that “dude, we watched you”.
At the very least, I would have had hives covering my entire body. Photos below are of my reaction when I was a toddler. Note the face I’m making as I judge my mother for taking photos instead of taking me to a doctor. Ahh, the joys of 90s parenting. If my allergy has worsened since then, I don’t know. My family completely changed companies when it came to ordering pizza and even making our own at home with a kind that was safe for me to eat. I don’t want to ever have to go to the hospital because of negligence like this.
kindahategreenberg:
“Meaning: Get out.”
kindahategreenberg:
“Vanessa. This is the boy’s locker room.”
“I know.”
“Let’s go! Gather ‘round I have an announcement! Quicker! –Danny put a shirt on. Stilinski. That means you!”
“No, no, they don’t need them. Continue, Dad.”
‘things overheard @ my school’ starter pack
“She’s such an intellectual — she reads her porn.”
“This isn’t Sense and Sensibility, it’s fucking Snapchat, chill out.”
“I can’t remember the last time I ate a vegetable.”
“What? Sorry I can’t hear you with my sunglasses on.”
“I killed a moth with a selfie stick yesterday.”
“Fucking a poet must be amazing.”
“I would suck anything to be verified on Twitter.”
“The only vegetable I eat is Guacamole.”
“What did you guys eat while I was unconscious?”
“Handjobs are like the above-ground swimming pools of sexual activities.”
“If we’re snowed in, let’s organize an orgy for our floor. A snow floor orgy. A snoflorgy.”
“Up until a few years ago I thought misogynist was another word for masseuse.”
“I want my wedding to be bagel themed.”
“She literally has everything a girl could want…except a personality.”
“I’m gonna turn this workaholic into an alcoholic.”
“Is crack organic?”
“You look really good with a mustache. You don’t look like a pedophile at all.”
“Love is pretty much the ability to talk about your digestive system with another person.”
“I fucking love Tinder. Whenever I want a study break, I just whip out my phone and judge 100 people.”
“So today I ripped a hole in my lace underwear while picking a wedgie.”
“Are you flexing your boob right now?”
“I have to Instagram the snow so my friends at home will think I do more than go to clubs.”
“I can’t imagine anyone who would want to put up with me. I put up with me only because I have to.”
“This just heated up my scrotum to an extent you won’t believe.”
“Why are you ‘throwing shade’ at me? Are you a fucking palm tree?”
“Seriously. I’m wearing knee high stockings. It shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.”
“I’m growing my pubes out so I look more like a Game of Thrones character down there.”
“They should redesign the American flag because it’s so hard to draw 50 stars in elementary school.”
“ABC, man. Always be cute.”
“I can’t give you like professional advice. But I can give you advice based on my life, which is: fuck anything and everything.”
“Wait. You guys have class? On Fridays? I thought that shit was a myth.”
“Look at that dog chasing that stick. If I were a dog, I’d chase a stick like that too. But all I’m chasing here are my broken dreams.”
callmxcupcake:
imworthfivedollars:
[text] But it reminds you of her, and things that make her happy. I say give it to her. What harm can it do?
[text] I’ve already bought it, but I just feel like I’m a creeper if I give it to her.
[text] When’s her birthday?
[text] I don’t actually know.
imworthfivedollars:
[text] But it reminds you of her, and things that make her happy. I say give it to her. What harm can it do?
[text] I’ve already bought it, but I just feel like I’m a creeper if I give it to her.
me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf
@callmxcupcake
[text] Okay so, on a scale of 1-10 how creepy is it to buy your girl-crush a perfume you love just so you can smell them a little bit in the halls and know they like you enough to wear the perfume you got them? Asking for a friend.
[text] You’re a terrible liar, Nessa. [text] I’m not really sure how creepy it is? More self-serving than anything, but if they like it, no harm, no foul? [text] You should really know I’m the worst authority on these kinds of things.
[text] Okay look, she’s more into woodsy things and has spent a lot of time camping so I was at Bath and Body Works and found this perfume that’s woodsy and cute and I love it.
[text] And I want her to smell like it. But I am not woodsy outdoorsy type so “?????”. The only time I went camping was the Christmas a neighbor got me a Barbie pup-tent and I spent Christmas night ‘camping’ in the living room.
humanitysxsins:
SIBLING CODE
Im allowed to pick on my sibling, but if you so much as look at them wrong I will unscrew your freaking head.
fight me bitch
@lxveleexinsxnity
✉: a text that WASN’T SENT. %: a CURIOUS text. $: an ACCIDENTAL text. (I miss these two)
✉: a text that WASN’T SENT.
[text] Just saying, I still think you could rock a pair of hotpants.
%: a CURIOUS text.
[text] Okay so, on a scale of 1-10 how creepy is it to buy your girl-crush a perfume you love just so you can smell them a little bit in the halls and know they like you enough to wear the perfume you got them? Asking for a friend.
$: an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text] Dude. Things just don’t ACCIDENTALLY get stuck in the butt. Any time you hear “I fell on it” about butt stuff, it’s a lie. They put it up there and then it got stuck and they had to go to the ER.