they say i'm up and coming like i'm fucking in an elevator

Callie Karofsky | 20 Some call me Callie, some call me Cal, some call me a bitch. I've learned to respond to mostly everything. Doing whatever I want is kind of my thing.

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porcelainsongbird:

Booze and explosives are two very important ingredients to a happy holiday.

ICONIC combo honestly. Happy fourth, baby.

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Fourth of July quickly becoming my favorite holiday because booze and explosives. Remind me again why every holiday isn’t like this?

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scotydoesntknow:

Pretty sure the power doesn’t go out during the Purge. Also it wasn’t even that long. The power outage I mean not the movies. Those were painfully long to sit through. I like a good pun so I appreciated that addition. 

It should, it would make it all the more fun. Wasn’t my intention, but cool you liked it, I guess. I just really do want to light up.

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gatoseliana:

I love those movies. Actually the first one was kinda boring but they got really good with the other ones.

I’ve never actually seen them. I’d totally watch them too but... power.

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itsdjjones:

Aw man I love the puns though

Puns are cheesy, so no.

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seranotsarah:

See. See. Now I’m going to be arming my apartment like I"m getting ready for the damn purge…

No one’s killing or looting my ass.

You’re welcome.

Besides, probably just saved your life anyway.

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notpeterxparker:

Im already a full step ahead of you, Callie. I can always try and break a window with my hand but knowing my luck, I would hurt myself again.

But it would be decidedly badass, so I vote yes.

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effervescent-tee:

I haven’t seen it either, but I don’t think it has a happy ending. There’s nothing wrong with a good pun.

Well, the Purge: Lima will, because I’ll still be kicking.

Yes there is. Puns are cheesy.

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City-wide power outage and my first thought is the Purge. If so, you all better watch out, because I’m gonna be one that survives til the end.

If people survive to the end. I don’t know, never watched the Purge.

Anyway, I was originally gonna say something about lighting up, but it seemed far too punny, given the circumstances.

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intothewilde:

Wow - ruthless and totally uncalled for. For some odd reason, I’m impressed. You should meet my sister. The two of you would get along swimmingly.

But yes, my name is Betsy. It’s the best way to shorten Elizabeth, if you weren’t already aware. Liz is boring, Beth is prudish, and Liza reminds me too much of the Nickelodeon show. 

Just really amused. Your sister? Gertrude? Peggy?

I highly doubt you’d care at this point, but my name’s Callie.

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Good evening, sinners, saints, and everyone in between. I’m Betsy Wilde, the hottest Kappa Gamma Phi, possibly your worst nightmare, your favorite local frat rat, etc etc. I’ve decided to grace the blogosphere with my presence and I bet y’all are absolutely thrilled about it. After doing a little bit of exploring, I’ve come to the conclusion that this site deserves the Betsy Bee tick of approval, even if it is a place where pervs can come to whack their willies. I’m willing to forget about that because I’ve come across a couple of hella dope blogs.

Now that I have your attention, I’m gonna make a few things clear for y’all.

One, I’m Betsy, not Kitty. Let’s not get the two of us mixed up. I’m just a fraction of a bit kinder than my glorious sister is. Most of the time. Two, I love cookies, pies, cakes - any type of dessert, really. Feel free to slide into my DMs to talk about dessert with me, or for the other option, which is the better option, to get my address so you can hand deliver some delicious baked good to me. Third and finally, I don’t bite. Talk to me!

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I didn’t know anyone this century went by Betsy.

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effervescent-tee:

I personally think it can be a good thing, but I felt like you meant it condescendingly. But, cool.

It was literally just an observation, but sure.

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@Mrpresderson updated his status

@mrpresderson: I would like that if faculty can do that.

@calltastrophe: i certainly wouldn't object

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maniacmari:

Nah, that’s about as cheesy as I get.

Good because I was gonna have to cut it off otherwise.

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marleyrosebud:

Thank you, Callie! You too. 

Sure thing, pretty. Mmno, I’m not adorable.

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@Mrpresderson updated his status

@Mrpresderson: Summer is definitely here. I need to invest in some summer teaching clothes.

@calltastrophe: Swim trunks?

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madweston:

In my defense, it had lots of positive reviews. Thank God, it didn’t cost a fortune.

You spent money on it? That’s a shame. Three important life rules to remember: don’t trust randos on the internet, don’t spend money based on randos on the internet, and if you want cheese fries, get cheese fries.