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@heyyothatsjoe: Well, yes. They were.
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@heyyothatsjoe: They weren't patients, either. They were male nurses or so what other people call them 'murses'.
@madweston: Aww, I was totally hoping for the story behind the worst after-date ever tbh.
@madweston: Let's just hope they learned their lesson.
notpeterxparker:
Im going to be that person and ask what’s the Chinese cleansing diet and what happens when you go on it? Eliana and I gotten into a minor car accident and DJ and I got together. Also I’ve been in and out.
I’m fairly sure you wouldn’t want to be close to me anymore if I told you. Let’s just say my body was a mess for almost a week. Okay auwch, I hope you’re both okay (which I guess is the case with the way you’re saying it) but more importantly: yay! I mean, I sensed something was up when you said he shared his pancakes with you, but this is very exciting news!
scotydoesntknow:
Pretty sure chinese and diet do not go together.
I’m just going to guess their stomachs are used to things a lot stronger than we are used to.
hudson05:
Is any sort of cleansing diet really healthy though? I mean, short term sure maybe it does what it’s supposed to, but it can’t be good to shock your system that much can it? On the other hand Facebook did teach me some valuable life hacks like how to fold a shirt properly, so it can’t be all bad.
They definitely exist. I did one last year that was all vegetable and fruit juices and it wasn’t that bad. But yeah... my body was definitely not ready. Those life hacks are the best. But i’m easily lured into clickbait, while knowing it is, so I’m bound to enjoy those.
raelynnrose:
Hey, no, I’m just honest. You’re a 10, Maddie, seriously. If you wanna go for a run with me sometime though, that’s totally welcome. My runs sometimes do get a little bit lonely and sometimes I can use someone to kick my ass in gear!
Right back at you. You do realize you’re asking that crazy person that goes for a run before class right? So yes, I’d love to. Just let me know when you need company and I’ll be there.
gcfabray:
Chinese cleansing diet? I don’t think I would trust anything on Facebook these days. Not even people I know and love. Glad to see you’re still human. I have no idea, I’m in the loop as well.
I might have to adopt your mindset. I’m mostly using it for keeping contact with some family members these days, but those damn ads lured me in. Everyone seems to be, which makes me think Summer vacation might have really arrived.
serveituparden:
What kind of diet is that? Now I’m curious! Although I’d prefer to stay human. I am definitely not the person to keep you in the loop, but not much, I don’t think. I’m glad you’re feeling better now though!
One you don’t want to try. It sounds quite innocent since it’s just about tea, but I’ve heard quite a lot of horror stories afterwards. And here I was thinking that the rumor mill of McKinley University were a well oiled machine. But I guess no news is good news, right?
screamqueenkira:
“Good plan. And technically poison is an herb mix. You know that, right? Like Belladonna and the like…herbs can be bad. Very bad.”
But tea’s a herb mix too and you don’t go around doubting your Earl Grey. I’m definitely not denying that I was wrong about this one, though...
calltastrophe:
You spent money on it? That’s a shame. Three important life rules to remember: don’t trust randos on the internet, don’t spend money based on randos on the internet, and if you want cheese fries, get cheese fries.
I think I’m going to tattoo rule number three on my forehead to remind myself.
aaronpucks:
That sounds intense. What exactly is a Chinese cleansing diet, dare I ask?
Basically just a whole lot of herbs that you can’t pronounce the name of that mess up your system. Saying that makes me already feel stupid for even trying it, so you don’t need to tell me.
seranotsarah:
I mean, from the sound of it the diet works. It’s just not really worth it if you’re trying to lose a lot of weight; then it would probably be dangerous. In my experience, most of the people who are all “OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER” without mentioning any consequences are the ones being paid by the company to say so. I’m glad you’re feeling better, though. That’s what’s the most important.
Parties are great. If my parents ever left home and genuinely went somewhere, I’d slip back home and throw a party there. But their dull asses never leave home if they can help it, and my apartment is far too small to actually throw a decent party. Maybe I can convince them that they’re needed somewhere…
Oh, definitely not. Not even for just a simple detox. You definitely have a point there, but it’s also a fact that people often will comment more when they’re disappointed than when they’re happy. Just using a little more common sense might have helped me here, too.
Definitely. I mean, same, except for the fact that I live way too far away for that. But please invite me anyways, if that ever happens. Small apartments are relative though. There’s no shame in smaller parties.
anastasiaclarington:
It is actually the tea that you see celebrities and people using, but it’s definitely not good. One of my friends said she was only on the tea for two weeks and she lost weight, not because of the tea, but because she couldn’t eat anything. She had really bad stomachaches and other disgusting consequences that have to do with the fact that the tea is made with a natural, herbal laxative; she also had migraines and her whole body hurt. Then her menstrual cycle started going completely out of whack. In the end, she stopped drinking it and went back to normal not long after. So yeah. I wouldn’t try it ha.
Really? That’s messed up. Especially since it’s seen as so normal. I mean, it sounds familiar and I probably bought something that goes from the same idea, but I didn’t know those were the effects after a while. Guess it was good I stopped after 2 days. It’s a golden rule that diets should never make you feel sick.
porcelainsongbird:
New York is always a great place to go for me to get my sanity back. I miss the city, but then I leave for a while and then I start missing my father and my siblings, ha. Ooh, parties are always a good way to keep entertained. I haven’t heard anything about one, but I also haven’t been listening for news of one. It’s good that you’re feeling better, and thank you for sparing me the gory details if they’re that bad.
New York sounds wonderful, I definitely have to go someday. You know, it’s quite cute actually. A lot of people don’t like to go to the same college as their siblings do, yet so many people here do. Me included. If it’s happening, I’m afraid I’ll miss that party, though. I’m going home for a little while to charge up again. And you’re welcome.
scotydoesntknow:
Well I finally joined the masses and joined The Beat. Guess I should learn all the hip lingo right? Hashtag, lol, brb, ttfn, lmao? Those are the only one’s I know and the ttfn one was in a Tigger movie I think. Anyways how are you all?
If you wanna be ‘hip’ please don’t use the word ‘hip’. Good to have you here, though, just remember: what’s said on The Beat, stays on The Beat.
raelynnrose:
Darling, oh my - just enjoy your food and make sure you exercise and drink water. You don’t need to cleanse yourself of anything, you’re perfect.
Yeah trust me, I’m totally on that team now too. It’s mostly just my skin going all “screw you” on my ass as soon as I’m stressed. And the past exams did the trick. But I think I’ll just be sweating this one out. You are a total sweetheart, by the way.
calltastrophe:
Honestly, I’d call it a victory that you tried something off facebook and survived. That shit is sketchy.
In my defense, it had lots of positive reviews. Thank God, it didn’t cost a fortune.
porcelainsongbird:
I must admit that’s one cleanse I haven’t heard of. I’ve been out of town the last few days, so I’m not sure what’s been going on. What exactly did this cleanse do to you, though? Are you alright?
Probably best for your own sanity. Apparently not too much, I’ve been told. Except for some talk about a party, so now you’re updated too. I would tell you what it did, but I’d like for you to still look at me normally. I’m fine, though, never felt better about giving up on something.