[kirillmarchenko]

[cardiaccaps]

I don’t even need my shipping goggles for this one. Dylan makes all subtext into TEXT

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

put him in top gun 3

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

this is sending me

[hyenabeanz]

Flava Flav and Paris Hilton the ones out here advocating hardest for the Olympic women's hockey team.

2006 me could have never believed any of those words together.

[talahui]

for the people who did not know about Paris Hilton's elite prospects page

[forgotten80sfilm]

put that objectively not blonde but kind of light brunette dirty blonde sort of sandy sometimes blonde man in a situation

[puckpedia]

remember when hockey was on tv...sometimes i can still hear her voice

[starrynet]

so true

[starrynet]

here’s the full tweet version

[captainplant]

forget carlsson, this is the funnier thing happening today

[patrocles]

[toffcake]

I believe in claude flyers return in ways that are deeply delusional

[unoqlo]

NHL: FROM THE CAYMAN ISLANDS TO THE NHL DRAFT 🌴 (-)

[rantaanen]

Is hockey player woke? Is this team morally good? Does the stripper love me?

[puckpedia]

how much can one girl take

[blessyouhawkeye]

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993

[dilftanger]

really nice when players i hate collect themselves neatly on the same team. makes my Hater Beam that much more concentrated and powerful.

[dzekdzek]

daily affirmations:

I am not a jinx to the team I am rooting for

I am allowed to watch a game because my viewership will not alter the outcome of the game

I am but a drop in the bucket and the world is not affected by me watching a game

The score did not change because you looked at it funny

[losangelesqueens]

they need to give out research grants for rpf