Calum is a bitch

I love this phat ass 🍑🥵

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[sauntervaguelydown]

I’m putting my foot down, if you don’t Know you’re flirting you’re not Flirting. Flirting requires knowledge and intent. If you’re not doing it on purpose you’re just bantering. I will die on this hill, yes.

[wildhaunt]

I always feel like people think I’m flirting and that makes me feel unsafe. this makes me feel like I have some agency and that I can just kinda say, “no, flirting requires forethought. we’re just talking and I’m being nice.”

[bullet-shot-heroes]

SAY THIS LOUDER

[filmgifs]

The Holiday (2006) dir. Nancy Meyers

[bigtitsandmoshpits]

[fwizard]

just worked 35 1/2 hrs over 5 days. ow

[fwizard]

pro tip for anyone spending a ridiculous amount of time on their feet:

this is the optimal recovery position for yr feet. get those suckers as high over your head as possible. 10/10 stops you from being practically crippled the next day

[fwizard]

reblog to save some feet!!!

[snowbits]

retail worker here: get. inserts. for. your. shoes. there aren’t any words in the english language to express how much they can help your feet. even if they’re cheap ones from walmart, get them. save your feet.

[sandandglass]

Mandy Patinkin on The Late Show, December 18, 2015

[unabridged-tomes-deactivated202]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare for…the compassion and empathy that was never shown to you, but might one day save humanity as we know it.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Mandy not taking anymore of anyone’s shit again, ever.  <3

[deadlycatcus1-deactivated201701]

I don’t know who Mandy is but I already respect him so much

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

This is Mandy, my friend:

[minim-calibre]

Patinkin on quitting Criminal Minds: [Explaining why he abruptly quit the series before its third season began, blindsiding its creator Jeff Davis, Patinkin says,] “I thought it was something very different. I never thought they were going to kill and rape all these women every night, every day, week after week, year after year. It was very destructive to my soul and my personality…After that, I didn’t think I would get to work in television again.“”

One day Mandy Patinkin decided to stand up and be my hero, and he hasn’t stopped since.

[blueandbluer]

He reminds me of my Dad SO MUCH.

[dealanexmachina]

If you have never seen him in Bryan Fuller’s Dead Like Me, you really need to.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stimman4000]

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[moonkitty]

Imagine showing this to a peasant from 1576

[energyprison]

You know originally democracy had this feature where if the government stopped representing the people we'd all get together and kill everyone in charge

[teaboot]

How terrible. Wouldn't want to bring that back. Wouldn't want to spread that around

[a-blank-space]

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone

[hawards]

sounds about right

[hawards]

why is he like this

[astrangertomykin]

i keep warning y'all hozier is a siren but none of you are listening

[tongueart]

i love the use of the comma here

[arabwife]

Understand that even an “understanding heart” grows tired of being understanding and never understood.

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

[pochowek]

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

[gahdamnpunk]

This is actually so messed up…Making African women use substandard hygiene products is absolutely ridiculous

[ororomunroedontpullout]

People are mad about them taking the female symbol off the package but are silent about this.

[note-a-bear]

And always response was “people aren’t comparing the same types [strengths] of pads”

Not “we don’t sell products that hurt people” but “well if you just don’t use the thicker pads you’ll be alright”

[narrymybed]

CapitalFM is a Narrie

[princesscas]

Alright listen up fellow late 90′s and early 2000′s kids. Grew up with flash/shockwave browser games? 

Well Adobe is retiring flash in 2020 (rip) and this dude BlueMaxima has created a project to save online flash/shock/java/etc games and animation though a launcher software. HERE

There’s literally thousands of games that have been found and saved.

The internet is truly beautiful at times.