calzona madness @calzonasbitch - Tumblr Blog

i haven’t been here in a while, but i just want to talk some place no one knows me.

I’ve been wanting to hurt myself really badly this last two days. I did, a bit. I want it to get better but I feel like I won’t be able to get rid of my bad behaviors that make this happen.

salemwitchtrials-deactivated202

popokko-deactivated20210315

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

calzonasbitch

there are.

amanitacaplan

bombing

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

sinnorita

evilgenius101

the most accurate post on tumblr

flustered-darcy

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

serpentwined

This

benanderson89-deactivated202010

I think I’m doing this right…

sorcererlance

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

visag

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

thejudge

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

manicrobotboi

I’m 27 and I really want to go back to school and I can’t. It’s just too expensive for me to afford with the job I have. Here in the states, they don’t want you to succeed if you are poor. It’s easier to kick someone when they are down. I swear to God, I hate it here.

sarcastic-devil

Bolding part of the above because it’s just oh so fucking true.

babyyodablackwood

yes hello id just like to point out that yeah america your unis are worse but the government does NOT pay for our tuition its a loan and you have to pay it back. also its £9000 PER YEAR regardless of your course (most places) and how many lectures etc you go to. also we have to pay for our dorms and there are meal plans and most places that means taking out a maintenance loan thats like £4000 most places (unless youre rich and can pay that yourself. yeah our education system is generally better than americas but pls stop trying to make out like it’s perfect and we have no problems here thanks

vvritersblock-deactivated201706

13,000 is like less than half of what the most lower end colleges cost in the states. I would sell my left leg to get into a decent college for 13,000

calzonasbitch

In Brazil the bes universities are 100% free so.... :)

vinniehatesyou

dating in the gay world is like finding a job.

you have to either do it on the internet or get referred.

bohemiansymphony-blog1

Inspiration of the day!

#inspirational

dianapforlunch

Me too, Power Girl. Me too.

runlikeyounever

Hannah Andersson from fashionablefit.nu

savedher

Time is the substance from which I am made.

Time is a river which carries me along, but I am the river

theambitiouswoman

whatelsecanwedonow

“100% he’s there. Okay, 95%, ‘cause I know certainty freaks you guys out, but it’s 100.”

retiredrants

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

theofficeedit

friendlyrejection

god i wish lesbians in mainstream media werent so sexualized. like… wheres my dorky highschool gfs… wheres my uptight office lesbian and sloppy sweatpants lesbian who shows office lesbian the joys of eating raw cookie dough at 4am… wheres my rich and famous lesbian who falls in love with shy bookish lesbian… wheres my waitress gfs who work at competing restaurants… wheres my mutual pinning neighbor lesbians who barge into each-others’ houses uninvited… like not every sapphic couple is two Sexy Women With A Forbidden Passion… give me my fun and sweet sitcom lesbians