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[ hi hello there!! this blog used to be @sxntientanarchixt except tumblr kicked me off the blog and doesnt matter how many times I have tried to get into it, it has not worked. Therefore the creation of this new blog!! since i wanted to restart Rose (again), this seemed like a good start!
anyway, tl;dr
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cameraobscxra replied to your post: apparently fortnite isnt lettin me play 2nite soβ¦
me
arent u like 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUH1lVnKDFk
cant shoot u til ur aat least 13
jokes on you im 14
cameraobscxra replied to your post: apparently fortnite isnt lettin me play 2nite soβ¦
me
arent u like 9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUH1lVnKDFk
i need SBURB camera film i need to go home i need to get away from these dumbasses who are so determined to kill each other that theyll take everyone down with them please if you have any way of helping me please please help me get SBURB film
semiaut0magicΒ replied to yourΒ post:okay okay okay so so so magic doesnt quite extend...
pardonne ne moi whatr u on abt exactly do u lik need anythin
what im going on about is im stuck in the fucking witch trials theyre killing innocent people for no fucking reason for science because literally what the fuck if you burn alive youre not a witch youre too fucking late and this point youre dead i just wanna go home im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die
okay okay okay so so so magic doesnt quite extend to permabatteryΒ my phone had died and holy fucking shit yo yo yo yo yo i swear that i almost died so many times what the fuck i had the realization that im never going to get back im stuck in pre common sense if you float youre a fucking witch and you die fuck and theyre burning people like i heard about this shit in history class i didnt realize it was this bad
i mean junior high counts as preschool yeah
i what
my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini
i feel like i shouldβve added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there arenβt just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in peopleβs cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with
Yep. You can also expect to find a bag of zucchini on your porch.
My grandfather once found his neighbor stealing his tomatoes out of his garden at three in the morning. Red-handed, with a basket of the nearly-ripened ones. Β He thought he was going to find gophers or something, but no,Β hereβs Henry, taking his tomatoes. The best ones.
There was a long pause between them.
My grandfather (allegedly) said,Β βHenryβ¦ itβs OK. Β You can take some tomatoes if you want them.β
Henry sighed in relief.
βBut,β my grandfather said,Β βyou have to take two zucchini for every tomato.β
There was another long silence. Β βThatβs a harsh bargain, John,β said Henry. Β βBut I accept. Β Iβll tell Joe up the street, too.β
My grandfather said,Β βTell Joe he needs to take three.β
a friend of my dadβs came by in the middle of the night, he seemed very nervous when my dad answered the door. he wouldnβt come inside but he leaned in and whispered to my dad in spanish,Β βi have some fresh grapes for you.β and then this happened:
the melon was a special bonus.
MY DREAM
A friend of mine lives in a rural area and he has been surrounded by zucchini for most of May, June, and July.
At one point he was so done with the whole zucchini madness that he came to classes actively begging people to βPlease please please!! Take some my familyβs damned zucchini!! Iβve been eating zucchini for weeks!! Iβm going insane!!!β
Having grown up in a rural area and having come home to zucchini on the front step or in the mailbox, i find it highly amusing the OP had to clarify. Β Iβm sitting here noddingΒ βyup.β
I have a friend with a garden in Oregon who literally made Zucchini Chocolate Chip Cookies and sent them to me in Indiana. I texted her back βI SEE WHAT YOUβRE DOING HEREβ
Iβm waiting for the day when someone will hear about my background in Botany and ask me for advice on what someone whoβs just wanting to start exploring planting vegetables should try.
I know fuckall about gardening because my background is wild plants and not agriculture, but Iβm gonna tell them
βZucchini. Definitely try Zucchini. Just plant plenty of them and youβll get a decent sized crop! Theyβre very rewarding to grow.β
It may be a bit of a long game, but Iβll enjoy their screams of despair from across the void as they realize that they will eat zucchini forever
IS THERE ANY WAY YOU GUYS CAN MAIL ME YOUR EXTRA CROPS
I will feed people on the street, I will eats what I can but like, I want to use this for good?? It seems like such a fun challenge to use as much as I can for good before it expires??? Please?!
GIVE ME ALL OF THE FUCKING EXTRA ZUCCHINIS SO I CAN MAKE ZUCCHINI BREAD
cameraobscxra replied to your post: crunchy peanut butter is invalid an anyone whoβ¦
youre invalid at this point everyone knows cruchy is a million times better the crunch factor of the peanuts improves the god awful stickiness of the smooth peanut butter
u are clearly too ignorant to know of the healin properties that smooth peanut butter holds i shall pray that the gods above grant u wisdom so that one day u can beg @ my feet for mercy for ur foolish words an thoughts so that i can look u in the eye while u find none
at this point i honestly think you spew more bullshit than me holy shit yo yo yo yo yo yo full offense youre fucking wrong youre super fucking wrong just holy shit
seems like some shit just up and explodedΒ
ofthcvoid replied to your post: so i just realized theres a bunch of yall i havent...
TG: heeeey im elle. TG: & id kwht im doin w my life so @ this point im p sure u hve more direction than me
hi there elle welcome to shitposting dot com today ill be your hostΒ we will be focusing on a brand new story that is dun dundundunnnn no one has any clue what the future will hold or how the fuck we can slot ourselves into it none of us know what we are doing nihilism is a great and wonderful thing that courses through my veins the only direction is forward into the future and hopin we dont die in the process
high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .Β
β can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA β
β and his name is β¦β¦. JOHN CENA ! β
β succ β
β BUENOS DIAS MANDY β
β n - nani ?!? β
β omae wa, mou shindeiru . β
β how many layers of irony are you on right now ? β
β SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . β
β [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] β
β they see me rollinβ . they hatinβ . β
β todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! β
β nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? β
β i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! β
β itβs the nutshack ! β
β BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! β
β AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU β
β whoa β¦. whoa β¦. whoa β¦β¦.. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA β β
β gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! β
β you know what they say: all toasters β¦ toast toast ! β
β itβs hiiiiiiigh noon . β
β eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! β
β nice . >:] β
β iβll have a number nine large . β
β the more you know ! β
β look at my horse . my horse is amazing . β
β epic jojoke . β
β squadala, weβre off ! β
β are you sure about that ? β
[ dabs ]
β let it go ! let it go ! β
β are you β¦. a real villain ? β
β well, uh β¦ technically, uh β¦. nah . β
β we are number one ! β
β notice me, senpai ! β
β youβre gonna have a bad timeΒ - sans undertale [ 2015 ] β
β pokemon go to the polls . β
β is only game . why u hef to be mad ? β
β snooPINGAS usual i see . β
β POOTIS . β
β ECH . β
β do not presume . β
β iβm gay . β
β i have crippling depression ! β
β expand dong . β
β HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! β
β according to all known laws of aviation β β
β what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? β
β GOOD SHIT . β
β i play pokemon go everyday ! β
β BEGONE, THOT . β
β jesus christ itβs jason bourne . β
β BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! β
β taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! β
β GET TO THE CHOPPA ! β
β all your base . now belong to us . β
β WOOMY . β
β i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . β
β look at this dude . oh nononononono β¦. β
β i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! β
β exotic butters . β
β gotta go fast ! β
β what does the fox say ? β
β pen pineapple apple pen . β
β NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO β β
β get out of my swamp ! β
β look at all those chickens ! β
β iβm blue, dabudee dabudi . β
β thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! β
β here i come, rougher than the rest of them . β
β HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH β
β press f to pay respects . β
β the cake is a lie . β
β owo whatβs this ? β
β SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? β
β now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . β
β itβs lit, fam ! β
β yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . β
β smoke weed every day . β
β but hey, thatβs just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! β
β is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? β
β [ room on fire ] this is fine . β
β fuck the police, cominβ straight from the underground ! β
β this bitch empty . YEET ! β
β god i wish that was me . β
β fuck this shit iβm out . β
β [ knuckles voice ] oh no . β
β yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII β
β dicks out for harambe . β
β guess iβll die . β
β ya like jazz ? β
β ow the edge β
β W H O M S Tβ D V E β
β words canβt hurt me these shades are gucci . β
β __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . β
β itβs over nine thousand !! β
β HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! β
β rollinβ around at the speed of sound ! β
β but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . β
β that day, humanity received a grim reminder . β
β DOH ! β
β two to the one to the one to the three . β
β so long, gay bowser ! β
β WEEWOO WEEWOO β
β GRAND DAD . β
β ITβS HIP TO FUCK BEES . β
β DONβT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE β
β inhale my dong enragement child β
β HERE COME DAT BOI β
β look at this photograph ! β
β souljia boy i tell βem . β
β you know i had to do it toΒ βem . β
β wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] β
β canβt touch this . β
β deja vu ! iβve just been in this place before ! β
so i just realized theres a bunch of yall i havent greeted hello and salutations and all that shit im foca just an average kid stuck in the past trying not to slip down a hole of anxiety because damn once you start falling theres no going back down the rabbit hole alice we will go feel free to reply and introduce yourself yo
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full offense to everyone but not avoiding you is a mood an entire whole and full mood i tried to run away when i was 6 but got to scared to cross the street is a band thats almost a little too relatable time to just wrap myself in the high quality beats playing though my phone probably will die soon damn shame theres no electricity maybe the magic thats giving my phone signal will also keep it charged who knows man who knows if i suddenly disappear assume me dead or well dead to be honest
