[maaarine]

MBTI & Writers (x) Rebecca Solnit: INFP

[pettycentral]

[ladymalchav-archive]

[catsbeaversandducks]

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“Did you call me??”

Video by bellcat

[arifranzz]

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

[flowury]

mmaaaaAaah

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[moonlight-eternallove]

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[skrotchevo]

[buddy-berry]

aaaAAaaAAAAAaa

[cyberdramon]

Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again

[nathanforfans]

[kiwi]

its so fucking funny to me how humans see something amazing happen like the eclipse and just. shout. what are u shouting at? what are u cheering for? why am i yelling at the moon

[mysticbaconslice]

Extra support

[kiwi]

reblog if u support the moon. shes doing amazing

[mirmontilyet]

Fun fact: people used to believe that eclipses were animals eating the moon (the ancient Chinese thought it was a dragon, and the Vikings thought it was a pair of wolves bringing about Ragnarok) so they always made lots of noise to scare them away. So shouting at the moon is actually scaring away dragons and wolves trying to eat the moon and people have just???? Kept doing it

[thechurchofbobsaget-deactivated]

[venndaai]

then again

the more things change….

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

[berlynn-wohl]

“probably even earlier”

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Snemons, or snail demons.

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

No that’s called a Namekian

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[effyvescent-deactivated20220508]

I love how 99% of Criminal Minds profiles start with "we believe we're looking for a white male"

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[lomasdope]