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[firefox-official]

me, pleasantly skipping that One Song on my playlist despite never deleting it out of pure laziness:

[firefox-official]

i used the wrong picture

[firefox-official]

i’m glad everyone thinks that it still fits

[c-bassmeow]

[everythingstarstuff]

[kaijuno]

Employee of the month

[danzai]

Crime of passion

[angelicguy]

[boowomp]

😳😳 what if we kissed in the house that doesn’t exist that’s in the desert creek housing development, out back of the night vale elementary school. 🙊 it seems like it exists, like it’s just right there when you look at it, and it’s between two other identical houses, so it would make more sense for it to be there than not. but it does not exist, according to carlos and his team of scientists 😳

[25thletter]

[maxkirin]

me: i hate clichés

author: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

me, losing my shit: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

[foolblue]

me: i hate cliché

author: the starting line of the novel and final line are one and the same

me, fucking sobbing: the starting line of the novel and final line are one and the same

[dingdongyouarewrong]

if jolene were taking my man i would simply kiss her

[2danny2tumble]

[regging]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[littleredrockett]

“I’m standing in you Neck deep With your most insidious waves Crashing over me And while I know I’m better off Swimming to shore and never looking back, Drowning in your quiet, Being enveloped in your warmth, And forgetting how to breathe Might be my best worst idea.”

— Please be gone when I wake up.

[catchymemes]

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

it was 1849.

[reaumantic]

another day of homoerotic subtext instead of homoerotic text

[flo-lov]

[annieisundead]

Fighting Literary Figures and Philosophers

Charlotte Bronte: Please fight her, hell fight her sisters too while you're at it. Her books are so boring and I'll never forgive her for writing that fucking Jane Eyre long-winded pice of shit.

Voltaire: You could fight him but why would you want to? Hes a dapper french man who wants to separate church and state. If you do fight him make it clean because you'll kick his ass no problem.

Edgar Allan Poe: Do not fight Poe, the man is literally the embodiment of sadness. He just needs a hug and a cup of tea (just punch him a few times for marrying his cousin)

Sylvia Plath: NO NO NO NO why would you even think about fighting her?! She is literally a wonderful person who just wanted happiness.

William Shakespeare: Yes please fight him, you two can fight until dawn and you'll probably lose in the end out of exhaustion since the whole time it will probably be him giving a long-winded intro.

Nietzsche: You can fight him but he would probably kick your ass since that moustache of his gives him special powers of some shit.

Sigmund Freud: NO NO NO HELL NO DO NOT FIGHT SIGMUND FREUD!!!! Not because you could kick his ass or him yours. It's that if you could he would probably gain easier out of it thus making the entire thing awkward and unpleasent.

Oscar Wilde: Go right ahead and be my guest, he was a tall man and Irish so he would kick your ass. He also would look fashionable while doing so.

Ayn Rand: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIGHT AYN RAND!!! DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY?!?!

Karl Marx: fight him but watch him bring in Ingles and then they will both beat you up while telling to you free yourself from your chains or something like that.

[left-reminders]