Hello, Listeners.

Alisha - 28

[hatsunemiku-official]

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

[rozes-random-nonsence]

miku (ball) (100% clickbait)

[hatsunemiku-official]

hel,p me

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

*poorly tuned Hatsune Miku voice* Woah mama, they put me in tha orb

[elvis-official]

Woah mama now we've both been orbed

[hatsunemiku-official]

elvis…………..

[elvis-official]

Miku.............

[ratinthewallz]

Visit Original Link

[my-dailydreams]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[demonprincex]

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

[demonprincex]

the only valid person in the replies like at all

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

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Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[kosmogrl]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[json-derulo]

the hot & sour soup from the chinese place in our neighborhood has a 100% success rate of improving or all-out ending my migraines. partner, scientist that he is, did some research into why that might be (and also anything else that might help me, since I try not to google my own symptoms due to my unfortunate tendency to WebMD myself into thinking I’m dying). that ultimately led me to try a daily magnesium tablet starting on saturday. I’m now 48+ hours headache-free for the first time in literal weeks. don’t worry, I’m keeping a level head about it. I know this isn’t a magical cure-all and it very well might just be a coincidence. I’ve got a doctor’s appointment scheduled for wednesday and I’m not canceling it. but holy shit, it’s incredible to feel like myself again. thank you partner. thank you hot & sour soup. thank you yummy minerals

[plumadesatada]

really taking all my mental strength here NOT to add that disco elysium Magnesium-Based Lifeform screencap

[json-derulo]

…?

[plumadesatada]

[json-derulo]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[exitwound]

mutuals

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

[spirit-whump]

I love when The Character has a breakdown. Are they gonna go catatonic? Start crying hysterically and can't stop? Get so mad they could blow up a mountain? No matter what it's always fantastic.

[spirit-whump]

I also love when said breakdown is a complete contrast to the face The Character puts on for the public.

[ilovetv99]

the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here

[ilovetv99]

This is the one