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@camillehetaliaheadcanons
Alfred likes jello
And he probably sucks it through a straw to make that god awful sound to annoy the crap out of everyone near him
if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
America: baby its cold outside
Russia: Baby I'm cold inside
Russia, despite his snow-bound landscape, does not often build snowmen. Instead, he just makes the Baltic states stand outside with their arms outstretched and allow the snow to pile up before Russia comes back and decorates them. Latvia is always punished, naturally, because he shakes so much that the snow has little chance if staying on him in the first place.
I know how America would have died. (How?) Russia looks at him and says, 'I can get to sun first.'
Camille
What did America say to Russia the first time they met? 'So I'm gonna have to be the one to break the ice, huh?'
Camille
Cold War times. Soviet Russia and America are sitting at at table, intensely staring at each other. America whispers 'Space.' Russia responds 'You're on.'
Charlotte
Russia only loves America cuz only America is fat enough to survive the winter
Camille
It was only called the cold war because of how many chill pills the two had to take to keep from killing each other.
Camille
Russia will always give low-fives but will never receive a low-five in return.
Camille
Latvia produces a whole lot of amber. Since dinosaurs are found in amber, Latvia loves dinosaurs.
Camille
Germany is the worst of the wurst.
Lottie
Latvia: *is cold* Mister Russia, I'm cold...
Russia: *looks at him* Ah! Nyet, that is not truth.
Latvia: B-but I am cold!
Russia: If you were cold you would be taller
Alfred and Arthur go to Russia once a year, to sing 'Back in the USSR' at the airport so plane noises are still in the background.
Camille
Once the Soviet Union dissolved Russia became somewhat undernourished because he didn't have the Baltics there to make him food, or remind him what time it was. He would wake up in the morning, make himself some tea, sit down to read a book, and be comfortable for a while. Soon, his eyes would be strained and he wouldn't be able to read, so he looks out his window and says, 'wait, why is it so dark? Why does my stomach hurt like this...? I just finished my tea five minutes ago...'
Lottie
Once winter is over in Russia's place he walks out to the sunflower fields and sings 'here comes the sun' by the Beatles to all the flowers.
Camille