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supersexyawesomeness

Alfred likes jello

And he probably sucks it through a straw to make that god awful sound to annoy the crap out of everyone near him

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twistedtorture

if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.

aromist

I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

America: baby its cold outside

Russia: Baby I'm cold inside

#rusame #aph #aph russia #aph america #usussr

Russia, despite his snow-bound landscape, does not often build snowmen. Instead, he just makes the Baltic states stand outside with their arms outstretched and allow the snow to pile up before Russia comes back and decorates them. Latvia is always punished, naturally, because he shakes so much that the snow has little chance if staying on him in the first place.

#aph #aph russia #aph latvia #aph baltics #soviet hetalia #hetalia

I know how America would have died. (How?) Russia looks at him and says, 'I can get to sun first.'

Camille

#APH #Hetalia #Axis Powers Hetalia #America APH #Russia APH #USA APH #USSR APH #USSRUSA #RusAme #Spacerace Hetalia #It's been a while hasn't it #Nothing like cold war speculations to lighten this blog up #Even if it's only for a little while~

What did America say to Russia the first time they met? 'So I'm gonna have to be the one to break the ice, huh?'

Camille

#Russia hetalia #America hetalia #US hetalia #USSR hetalia #Hetalia #APH #USUSSR #RusAme #Ice #Jesus christ this one made me laugh #Puns are my weakness okay

Cold War times. Soviet Russia and America are sitting at at table, intensely staring at each other. America whispers 'Space.' Russia responds 'You're on.'

Charlotte

#America hetalia #Russia hetalia #USSR hetalia #USA hetalia #USSRUSA #hee is spells rusa at the end #Cold war hetalia #RusAme #Space #Spaaaaaaace #In Soviet Russia Space goes to you

Russia only loves America cuz only America is fat enough to survive the winter

Camille

#America hetalia #Russia hetalia #America APH #Russia APH #RusAme #Winters are hard #And you must have fat in order to not die in General Winter's wrath #Take note children #Fat helps you survive #And also it helps you to float in the fountains of vodka that Russia most definitely has #Good job Russia

It was only called the cold war because of how many chill pills the two had to take to keep from killing each other.

Camille

#Russia APH #America APH #US APH #Russia hetalia #America Hetalia #Cold war hetalia #Rusame #Kold #Hetalia #APH

Russia will always give low-fives but will never receive a low-five in return.

Camille

#Russia APH #Russia Hetalia #Hetalia #APH #Low-five deprived #What a sad man

Latvia produces a whole lot of amber. Since dinosaurs are found in amber, Latvia loves dinosaurs.

Camille

#Latvia hetalia #Latvia APH #Hetalia #APH #Dinosaurs #Dinos #This had been such an ongoing joke between us that I completely forgot the reasoning behind it #Amber #Amber is the reasoning behind it

Germany is the worst of the wurst.

Lottie

#Germany hetalia #Germany APH #APH #Hetalia #Wurst #Germany #Sausages #Whispers it means he's a dick winks

Latvia: *is cold* Mister Russia, I'm cold...

Russia: *looks at him* Ah! Nyet, that is not truth.

Latvia: B-but I am cold!

Russia: If you were cold you would be taller

#Latvia #APH #Hetalia #Russia #Latvia hetalia #Russia hetalia #APH Latvia #APH Russia #Ruslat #I guess

Alfred and Arthur go to Russia once a year, to sing 'Back in the USSR' at the airport so plane noises are still in the background.

Camille

#APH #Hetalia #America hetalia #England hetalia #US hetalia #UK hetalia #USUK bonding time #Beatles #Russia hetalia #That song is great tho in all seriousness

Once the Soviet Union dissolved Russia became somewhat undernourished because he didn't have the Baltics there to make him food, or remind him what time it was. He would wake up in the morning, make himself some tea, sit down to read a book, and be comfortable for a while. Soon, his eyes would be strained and he wouldn't be able to read, so he looks out his window and says, 'wait, why is it so dark? Why does my stomach hurt like this...? I just finished my tea five minutes ago...'

Lottie

#APH #Hetalia #Russia hetalia #Baltic trio hetalia #Soviet Union hetalia #Yeah I was the one who made this one actually #My name is Lottie nice to meet you

Once winter is over in Russia's place he walks out to the sunflower fields and sings 'here comes the sun' by the Beatles to all the flowers.

Camille

#Beatles #APH #Hetalia #Russia hetalia #Ivan Braginsky #Sunflowers #She's on a Beatles high right now so yeah

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