[mollymurakami]

no thoughts just bat 🙃

[paxamericana]

this website is bad. but so is every other website. and what are you supposed to do? not go on the computer for 18 hours a day? get real.

[huffylemon]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Revolutionary

[distcc-deactivated20230222]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[enekorre]

i love how people have "their" lyrics when it comes to MCR... like i've seen someone with "awake and unafraid" as a tattoo, "sprawled on these cathedral steps, spitting out the blood and screaming" as a blog header...

mine is "defiant to the end", which i'm planning on painting onto my jacket. what is yours?

[leolaroot]

I want to be on a jury SOOOO bad please let me there. I want to make decisions

[neolesbian]

decide his fate.

[leolaroot]

guilty.

[corrodedcoughin]

because i’m a stobin-platonic-lifepartners-and-lavender-marriage truther:

steve and robin marry for tax and safety reasons. they divorce because one of them was dating someone that wasn’t comfortable with their marriage. they marry again out of pettiness when the ex cheats. they divorce because robin got sick of the harrington name. they marry again for the buckley name when robin gets her phd in linguistics or sth and steve wants to live his trophy husband dreams. at this point they’re planning their divorce, re-enacting the drama, and then planning themed weddings with the wildest requirements. to those who don’t know them and their deal, it looks like the most deranged relationship ever. when really, it’s the most natural thing to them.

They are so dramatic please can they have over the top break ups at work parties where they throw drinks over each other but when somebody tries to intervene they both give them a death stare and walk off arm in arm.

Steve ‘throwing Robin out of the marital home’ while wear a gauze-y and fluffy floor length robe and a curler in the front of his hair. Robin standing on the front lawn in a pair of his boxers and the neighbours are watching EVERYTHING. the next week they are back to normal but their letter box has harrington crossed out crudely and Buckley written in sharpie

They take turns to get free desserts when they have a dramatic ‘im leaving’ throwing a fork down on the table when they are out at a fancy restaurant. Whoever is left at the table looking forlorn and lonely and heartbroken when the staff presents them with chocolate cake ‘on the house. The whole dinner is on the house. I’m sorry’ and Robin or steve have to pretend to be sad when they are actually shaking from laughter.

They even break up on holiday when they are abroad so they can get upgraded to first class tickets on the flight back because ‘this holiday saved our marriage’

[comicalwenger]

i could never be a professional athlete because if i missed a penalty i would kill myself on the field. it wouldn’t even have to be a world cup game, i would do it if i missed during a preseason friendly in florida

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[dopaminerjic]

@skenpiel

[rod1on]

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

[redshifting]

its tomorrow innit?

[freakoutgirl]

me when someone asks if i have a twitter or whatever: idk i’m not really on social media that much

me on tumblr: peeing again

[freakoutgirl]

[draculagerard]

who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

[draculagerard]

Some blorbos are obviously more popular than others. I should make a list of the most popular original blorbos when I have the time

[sethdomain]

I used to make angst art of him where he was tortured

[draculagerard]

I think about this reply at least once a week

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[whisqrs]

executions

[lookingforsaints]

ok dyke