♫ camp breakaway ♫

original character on an original adventure!

[the-trotteur]

[camillesaroyan]

[trashybooksforladies]

parks and rec meme ★ eight talking heads [3/8] 7.02, ron and jammy

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[se17enteen]

untitled by coolhandluke on Flickr.

[mr-robotdaily]

“Did you know that I’m gay?”

Giddeon Goddard gifset as requested by Anonymous.

[cerota]

untitled by Laina Briedis

[theartistformerlyknownasb]

My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.

Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.

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[untrustyou]

Fred Hüning

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[forgetful01-deactivated20150403]

Visit Original Link

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[miriam-marlene]

By Miriam Marlene Waldner 

[untrustyou]

Balarama Heller

[notmusa]

nerds

[sluttyhozier]

ok but which person in your otp orders the venti soy gluten free mocha latte with extra foam from starbucks and which one makes a pot of black coffee and just puts a straw in it