When I die, I want somebody to use my body the way this guy used the lobster's shell
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When I die, I want somebody to use my body the way this guy used the lobster's shell
sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl
Like father, like son #kittycatandmanlyman
You go into a creepy mansion and there's a cloaked figure learning how to play the organ from a YouTube tutorial on their phone. You leave them to it.
what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
Stress relief #kittycatandmanlyman #procreate
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Bedtime Story.
Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe
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ABSOLUTE KINO
Fun Fact!
Baby Piglin are able to ride on the backs of Baby Hoglin.
That is all.
Here’s a screenshot:
oh!
Fun Fact!
Baby Piglins can stack 3 tall on the back of a Baby Hoglin
Here is a screenshot
^ this too!
@madfangz you said you didn’t mind being tagged so i think you’d appreciate this one
I needed to draw them!! It’s adorable-
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they should invent water for men
Good news OP
While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.
Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.
The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.
From the Liquid Death website:
"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."
So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.
Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.
saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock
The last cat wasn’t baked either, iirc the owner was trying to remove glue or something else the kitty spilled on themselves by covering the little one in flour because that allegedly helps, hope that eased your minds
How do you explain this then
these two queens
This is what nightmares as a kid were like