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camry (any pronouns) dumbass, dipshit, disaster (linktr.ee/CamryEmerald)

[camryemerald]

first date idea: The Ocean

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[camryemerald]

i dont get how people keep so many tabs open. if i have more than four at once i start getting stressed out

[camryemerald]

opening a can of Stupid food. this shit Dumb As Fuck

[camryemerald]

shout out to crunchy snacks made of nuts, seeds, and/or beans tbh

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[camryemerald]

despite the fact that it happens constantly i still get surprised every time i see someone speeding up when approaching a red light. like girl we're in a fuel crisis you cant be doing that to yourself

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[vegan-nom-noms]

Does anyone else find it weird how much tofu is demonised?…. Most people say it’s gross but when you ask them if they’ve tried it 99.5% say no? I don’t get it. If you have tried it and don’t like it that’s fine but most people I’ve spoken to have never tried it. Why does it get so much hate? 🤔

[camryemerald]

COCONUT MILK and RHUBARB and RED CHILE POWER. put it in a BLENDER and pour on a CHOCOLATE CAKE

[camryemerald]

ykw im just realizing i think the reason i used to hate my voice so much back when i did youtube was because one of my videos randomly picked up 1k views back in like 2016 and every single comment was just "why is your voice so high pitched its annoying :/" which is an absurd comment when you consider i was a literal child at the time-

[camryemerald]

the like/dislike ratio is sending me tf did i do-

[camryemerald]

ykw im just realizing i think the reason i used to hate my voice so much back when i did youtube was because one of my videos randomly picked up 1k views back in like 2016 and every single comment was just "why is your voice so high pitched its annoying :/" which is an absurd comment when you consider i was a literal child at the time-

[camryemerald]

straightened my hair for a [lazy] cosplay i was wearing to a local comic con and all i can say is NEVER AGAIN

ive only done it once before as just a silly haha fun experiment on a day where i was home about a year ago and i forgot how much it liked to get in my face and stay there.

oh and even worse for my purposes today, it completely refuses to cooperate when straight. want to comb it back? nope, its up. maybe try bangs? nope, its still vertical. i can spend an hour trying to brush or comb or whatever it and itll still look like i got attacked by a flock of birds and any gels or anything would rehydrate it, and therefore re-curl it

[camryemerald]

love how it takes one (1) petty fight in the gc to sap you of all your energy and motivation for the day

[camryemerald]

its behind you

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[camryemerald]

person: hey do you need [thing]

me: [paragraph of context for why i may or may not need the thing that vaguely gestures to the answer]

person: ...ok