[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[bluewinnerangel]

Unhinged Harry on the 28th of september 2015: exhibit A to D

Harry exhibited behavior during this London show. If you have found your way to this post you probably know about him screaming ANNIVERSARY that day and just not dropping the topic but you probably didn’t notice these other things, so let me take you through them.

Keep reading

[blushers]

THE TIME HARRY WALKED UP BEHIND LOUIS ON STAGE AND GRABBED HIS NECK TO TURN HIM AROUND BYE

L ITERALLY BYE

[domestic-harry]

Top 5 Larry totally have sex moments 😘

1. The day we all descended to hell: Lairport 

They didn’t look all that pleased before getting on a long plane ride :/

BUT, THEN THEY LANDED. 

HARRY’S HAIR WAS DOWN AND HIS SHIRT WAS DESTROYED????

That’s a well-fucked cherub

That’s the proud smile of the man who did that :’)

2. TITANIC: THE GAY EDITION 

Remember when only Harry and Louis were alone on the bus together. And fans heard suspect noise before THIS SHIT HAPPENED

And what does that have to do with the tweet you might ask? WELL, I WILL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT

3. The only reasonable explanation

FOR THIS NONSENSE  

IS ANAL

well done, Louis :)

4. THERE IS NO CONTEXT WHERE THIS WASN’T GAY

AND THE SMUG ASS TONE LOUIS SAID IT WITH????

BITCH, LIAM WASN’T EVEN ASKING YOU.

5. BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE MOMENT THAT TRULY COMES TO MIND

I thrive knowing for a fact that they are versatile.

That’s lovely, Louis :’)

Tag yourself! I’m Zayn having to put on a helmet because his bandmates are openly talking about who tops and bottoms in an interview

Hopefully, you’re not Liam who didn’t catch on to the sexual innuendo and said that he comes in two minutes

Me too, Niall.

[sexatoxbridge]

Is there a Louis version of the "Seducing men" gifset?

There must be. There are so many men who are seduced.

James McAvoy

Paddy McGuiness

This Guy

Greg James

Girolle

This other guy

Aiden Grimshaw

Cal Aurand

This guy who definitely kept that photocopy

This dad

This football player who accidentally tackled him and immediately regretted it

This guy who doesn’t even need to be in Louis’ presence to love him

And of course this guy

[thekingfishers]

louis in suits pleaseee

hell yes!!! Louis + suits = all I need in life 🥵

Just look at him!!! Looks like a business god!

[harry-sue]

Alright, alright, daddy

[twlsuck]

nothing suits 'em like a suit

[pancakessfortwo]

This whole photoshoot was a blessing, so here you go

[larryisinlove]

look at this man

[youbringmehomels]

Going to therapy is too expensive but admiring Louis in suit is completely free

[moonknowshome]

Royalty, always slaying~

[bravelylarrie]

Hi Baby

[lonelysxnflower]

small waist, pretty face with a big bank 😎

[skyneverlooksolou]

i'm really die omg dkndkendn

[lovely-girlll]

Yes, daddy?

[larentsdream]

peaky blinders my beloved

[larrieasalifestyle]

I get down on my knees for u

[larry-ismyreligion]

Check this out 🛐

[happieasa]

🥵🥵🥵🥵

[usignedupforthis]

not a question but i agree

[can-it-please-always-rain]

Sugar daddy

[thekingfishers]

Hi! I was wondering what you think about Harry's hands? Do you think it's something I could appreciate as much as others do?

hey darling! what i think about Harry’s hands?! I think could make me sin (in a good way/?) and ofc it’s smth people definitely need appreciate so here my contribution:

[larryisinlove]

let's talk about this...

[twlsuck]

I love it

[harry-sue]

♡

[onlyforthekings]

Pls make this one longer bc I live for Harry’s hands

[larry-ismyreligion]

Enjoy

[moonknowshome]

Pure art, deserves to be appreciated for sure!

[lonelysxnflower]

Harry are you good with your hands?

[bravelylarrie]

so delicate

[larrieasalifestyle]

Just...

[youbringmehomels]

Admire this pls

[pancakessfortwo]

Dont look at it for too long...

[larentsdream]

i need to add this two

[skyneverlooksolou]

and this omg skdkkdkdjd

[larentsbr]

smile :)

hold me close

when you think there's no one there 🎵

[thekingfishers]

nony idk which one do you mean but here you go <3

[azza1dlou]

My hands your hands tied up like two ships- 😩 ✨

[can-it-please-always-rain]

[karrakazz]

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

[karrakazz]

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

[quitespecial]

“When he came to the shoot he said ‘Harry desu! Arigatou!’ and tried to use the Japanese he remembered. When he heard an interesting word in the interview he’d immediately stop us and ask what it meant, and try to say it himself. This time he remembered how to say ‘Zutto aishiteru yo’ (I love you forever).”

[can-it-please-always-rain]

God I love these two

[aish-rai]

I’m going to do something I never thought I’d have to do, and probably would have judged myself for, but these are unprecedented times and I (literally) can’t afford to be proud.

As many of you know, my mother and grandmother are both very ill. Since September, I’ve been paying for my apartment, but unable to leave them due to various medical emergencies. My workplace did not survive COVID, and I’ve been without health insurance since December. My unemployment has been held up in the system since March, and my bank account was wiped out of $3,200 in fraudulent charges (they hit my grandmother’s account for $4k). I have a court case pending, but I haven’t heard back yet. On Wednesday, my mother woke up unable to see out of her left eye. She will have surgery on Monday, and after that, six weeks of recovery time before she has cataract surgery, and after that, two knee replacements (out of pocket). She’s on disability, at this point she can’t walk, has a concussion, and can’t see.

As a daughter, it’s my job to take care of my family. There is no one else. But I’ve severely neglected my own health in the meantime. I was sexually assaulted and had to leave treatment for PTSD+anxiety because I have no insurance and can’t afford it. I’m meant to be in treatment for disordered eating, but can’t afford it. I have impacted blood in my ear canal, but can’t afford to see an ENT, so I’m experiencing hearing loss. Freelance writing gigs have dried up during the pandemic. I am physically and mentally in distress, and I have to remain home until my mother is healthy enough to be on her own. We are all going through a hard time. I know most are not in a position to give. But I am currently at a loss and feel like the walls are caving in, and no one deserves health and happiness more than my family. So if I’ve ever made you laugh, smile, think, or ask questions because of my writing, I would be beyond appreciative if you would donate a little money to help me get through this and get myself healthy so that I can care for my family. I’m also willing to take on writing assignments, edit papers, or put my skill set to use in any way. If you cannot donate, no worries! But perhaps you could signal boost. I do not feel sorry for myself, as I am luckier than most. I’ve done what I can to donate throughout the pandemic. But right now, I’m going through too many crises to handle on my own. My Venmo is @Brooke-Anderson-86. My PayPal is @brookeandy. Again, no pressure. And once I get my head above water, I will gladly toss the life jacket to someone else. Good vibes and love to you all ❤️

[aish-rai]

To everyone who has donated or signal boosted this post, I just want to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart. You saved my life today. Not just with money but with hope that things are going to get better. I feel like the world is a little brighter, and even though our struggles aren’t over, knowing we’re in your thoughts and prayers means the world to us. So from me and my family: thank you and god(s) bless you ❤️

[can-it-please-always-rain]

If you can, please help her. ❤️

[theboyfriendstagram]

Louis Tomlinson appreciation post 35/?

[20tomlinson02]

Nothing is funnier than Harry explaining how Mitch and Sarah became more and more fond of each other in the band blatantly unaware that he was describing exactly how him and Lou fell in love in their own band

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

[keptsugarboy]

Finalized a 10k allowance today with a Portuguese POT I met on tinder. Wire transfer coming today. Putting this here for good measure 🤑

[smartass-stripper]

I found an extra $40 in my work purse! The memes are real!!!

[ohthefond]

Can you explain to me what happen in the whole Dallas,Texas with freshly fucked Harry , I didn't really pay attention do that. Thanks :)

Oh dear. Ok. Please, I’m going to need you to pay attention right now then because this is so so so SO important. 

The boys went to Dallas (technically Frisco) back in 2012 to do a special show and some promo. Harry and Louis were joined at the hip being domestic and needy and clingy and blehhhhhh the entire day

How do we even HAVE this picture???? You just know Louis was whispering a thousand filthy things into Harry’s ear. 

And shortly after that I’m sure they found a broom closet or a sound proof dressing room or SOMETHING because….

Harry. was. wrecked.

Let’s make a check list shall we?

Glassy eyes.

Messy curls.

SWOLLEN LIPS. SERIOUSLY DO YOU SEE THEM???? 

Flushed cheeks. MAC has to have a blush that matches this color. And if it isn’t called Frisco or Dallas then I think the cosmetic people need to rethink their life choices.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out what went on here

HE LOOKS SO OUT OF IT. HARRY THIS IS OBSCENE

And who do you think was to blame for the state Harry was in? This little guy right here. Just look at him. So proud. Glassy eyed, flushed cheeked little casanova. That’s the smile of a boy who just fucked Harry Styles’ brains out yep.

They were both so sweaty. Like………????????

“Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago”

Louis…./LOUIS/…. someone is ready to go again

During the show they were all over each other toooo. He’s rolling up Harry’s sleeves. Somebody make this stop ffs

A tame visual of what happened earlier/what probably happened again later

cuddles <333

So that’s the story of Dallas. I hope it was a very educational experience for you :)

[2tiedships2]

This or that request: Harry loves Louis more or Louis loves Harry more?

[can-it-please-always-rain]

The amount of love in their eyes - ughh. 💖

[auto-allthetime]

my experience meeting Louis and Harry:

*i’ve kept this to myself for YEARS, but i just need to tell someone; it’s fucking crazy*

In 2012, I was on a trip to Florida. We stayed in Orlando and during the trip there happened to be a One Direction Concert taking place(Amway Center). I wasn’t able to get tickets because I hadn’t found out about it early enough(I was 8, so obviously I didn’t have access to the internet or anything), so I was really disappointed. My parents felt bad and decided to just drive by the stadium so I could tell my friends I had technically been to a One Direction concert. We drove by and went on with our day. A few hours later I was walking around with my cousin when we literally just bumped into them. TOGETHER. Keep in mind that this was 2012, so they were still interacting with each other publicly quite a bit, but still. They were all cuddly and sharing fond looks, and my cousin did all the talking because she was older and I was speechless, but they were SO nice. Louis said he liked my hair. After a few minutes, Harry got a call and told Louis they had to get going. They said goodbye and walked away. I don’t recall seeing them hold hands, but they were walking shoulder to shoulder and at one point after they had gotten about fifteen feet away, Louis put his head on Harry’s shoulder. Anyway, that’s my story. Also how I became a larrie lol.

[mr-mr-ontheradio]

Things that happen in this video:

1. Harry says “you need nine inches” while talking about donating his hair? not sure where he was going with it tbh.

2. Billy Crystal acually leans his whole body forward to look at Louis and raise his eyebrows.

3. Louis raises his eyebrows back and looks down at his dick.

4. Billy smiles knowingly at Louis.

5. Louis frames his dick and looks at it again, raising his eyebrows and shrugging.

6. Louis and Billy both laugh.

7. Liam tries to keep a straight face but sees Louis looking at his dick and loses it.

literally there is no other explaination for this. not one. harry accidently makes sexual innuendo. everyone’s mind is in the gutter and automatically thinks 9 inch dick. Billy goes out of his way to look impressed at LOUIS, not harry. Louis gestures at his own dick twice and raises his eyebrows. i hate to analyze their joke but there’s no other reason this could have happened.