Canadian-Eh?

the names switchblade, can your kids count to 400 billion?

[problematic-fiish]

The reason we never got a Zuko & Toph journey episode is bcs judging by the sharp increases in crimes broken & the severity of said crimes each journey they would’ve literally murdered some guy. Possible more than one.

Zuko & Aang: mild tomb raiding, met some dragons.

Zuko & Sokka: Prison Break, Kidnapping, the usual Zuko vs Azula schtick.

Zuko & Katara: like 7 counts of water assault, 1 GBH (+ blood bending), stalking & attempted murder of the elderly.

(Potential) Zuko & Toph: violent takeover of the largest drug cartel & gambling ring in the nearest city, 42 cases of GBH via rock and/or fire, at least 7 homicides.

[heroparade]

Shinsou and Kaminari hcs

(feel free to add more~)

Every time Shinsou buys a soda, he aggressively shakes it and hands it to Denki. “Hey can you open this for me?” “Yea sure man.” He never learns.

“It’s in your head.” “Denki, get it out of your head!”

The two of them make bets all the time, over literally anything they can come up with. “Bro, I bet I can eat this whole banana faster than you.” “Bet?” “Peel and all.” “I’ll put down a ten.”

Denki always insists on going to eat lunch with Shinsou. Usually finding him eating lunch on his own, he proceeds to join him. Shinsou usually prefers it when it’s just the two of them, but once in a blue moon he agrees to eat with some other kids from 1-a/b.

Denki visits Shinsou so often that he ends up in his class on accident. “Denki aren’t you going to go to class.” “I am in class, idiot.”

Everytime Kaminari does something absurd Shinsou just smiles and looks into a non-existent camera.

“Wait you’re not in the hero course?”

Every time Denki coughs, Shinsou coughs afterwards… To assert dominance.

Denki invites Shinsou to his dorm a lot, and Shinsou HATES how Denki decorates his room, so he just starts redecorating everything.

“Uno.” “Shinsou, we’re playing Go Fish.”

Shinsou always loses their snapchat streak, and Kaminari is utterly pissed everytime it happens.

When Kaminari attempts to do anything stupid, he will always facetime Shinsou before he does it. Shinsou has Aizawa on speed dial for these sorts of events.

On the subject of Aizawa, Denki tries so hard to get on his good side through Shinsou. “I’m not using you, but I’m like totally using you.”

“I dunno Denki, I’m pretty sure you have ligma.” “What’s ligma?”

[beercanbacon]

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

[lsdreaminn]

This is a very important lesson to learn

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

You know what I wish

[canad1an-eh]

Anyways follow my art account on Twitter @/pinspaper

[kingkyabetsu]

it’s a good look

[flaekjern]

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

[annehackaway]

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

[ladyfl4me]

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

[cumaeansibyl]

what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[fuckboyzuko]

CUTE.

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[honeydewjoongg]

I just love how this started off with the person saying “I don’t understand how people get mad at food workers, like it’s just a carrot, that’s nothing to blow up over” and then they proceed to blow up over the fact that the other person doesn’t have carrot at their subway……..

[hexalene]

Serparated by a common language is the best humor

[catchymemes]

[blvckgeezus]

🤦🏾‍♂️ people are so fucking stupid

[onlyblackgirl]

Did he think that weak add rotting wood was going to stop bullets?

[audio-asexual]

Imagine playing in the backyard and getting shot point blank by your neighbors because they’re stupid

[marxist-peach]

Not to be a bitch but point blank is any distance close enough that you don’t have to account for distance or wind

[regicide1997]

Oh thank you

[puppetshell]

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: “hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

[defiantbird]

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

[puppetshell]

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

[valtsv]

not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.

[sherbies]

“i am a full-time student working hard to get my degree in design and pursue a career in animation, graphic design, or illustration.”

[sherbies]

i finished him

[sherbies]

update: my portfolio professor wanted him in a series

[sherbies]

i think i’ve done some good work today

[bonky-and-steeb]

I’M CRYING

[repetitive-tautology]

@ihateitwhenyourejustvague Bernderdash crumplebum

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[itscoldinwonderland]

What

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[wagwias-is-gone-deactivated2014]

Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

[quetzalpali]

Amen

[atomic-darth]

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

[andygrayselfie]

Most of y’all are afraid of geese and they have feathers.

Imagine a 9 ton goose that’s about to fuck your shit up.

[nyanbinyuri]

i don’t have to imagine that i live next to lake ontario