The ocean is awesome and scary!

I wanna go cage diving with gray white sharks one day Welcome guys gals and non binary pals! Props to fattyatomicmutant for coining the new name for terfs. FARTS Feminist Apppriating Reactionary Transphobes Begone farts

[omtai]

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

[pjharvey]

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

[tgirl-thucydides]

Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women's restroom in the state capitol

[tgirl-thucydides]

Trans Woman Arrested, Sent to Men’s Jail For Entering Florida Capitol Bathroom

“I’m not a political activist,” she maintained. “I’m just a normal college student who thinks this law is wrong.”

As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.

So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men's jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.

[vaspider]

I think it's important to know that this woman is a devout Catholic and is performing this act of civil disobedience as a profound act of faith (which I deeply respect, as someone whose Judaism vibes on the same wavelength). She brought a rosary with her and was planning on praying the rosary in the restroom after washing her hands if she was able to do so.

I also think it's important to know that she said in her letter that she knows that if she's sent to a men's prison that it is very likely that she will be raped.

[ar-gemlad]

The thing about Rosa Parks is we know her name. We should also speak Marcy Rheintgen's name

[lemon-bomb]

I saw someone say the rat grinders were disappointing as villains because of how easy they’ve been to take down, but as a criticism for d20. But I think the rat grinders being anticlimactic is kind of the point? They didn’t but the work in, they took shortcuts and so they’re not doing well. I personally find them getting their asses beat to be so satisfying. They picked a fight they can’t win so yeah half of them are already dead.

That’s the point.

[cinnamonhex]

i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[hellsitegenetics]

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[localowlhousefanatic]

The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

[hellsitegenetics]

no the finger would stop it

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

[rylandsgrace]

The headline… help 😂

[rylandsgrace]

Not yet.

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

me: hey why do y'all ask me if i have my period every time I come in here even though you know I'm a trans woman

nurse: not to worry, I'll fix this 👍

my medical chart:

[folly-of-alexandria]

My GP listed me as having been born without a Uterus. Which isn't untrue.

[definite-human]

Now *this* is a medicalization of transness I can get behind

[charlesoberonn]

Not gonna lie I thought by "I'll fix it" they meant they'll somehow give you a period.

[orcbara]

i think it's important for most people's mental health to have a space where they can safely and unashamedly express being horny and i don't mean milquetoast tongue-in-cheek "oh step on me mommy" jokes or whatever i mean capital h Horny

[orcbara]

this is wholly genuine btw. repressing aspects of your personality 24/7 is actively unhealthy and damaging and you have to accept that sexual desire does not exist separately from your other personality traits.

in the same way as it's good for you to have somewhere where you can express your anger or grief or joy without filtering it through layers of irony to make it palatable to an audience, most people stand to benefit from having room to be openly sexual in ways that the format of socially-acceptable "relatable comedy" doesn't encompass

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[book--wyrm]

do i really need to explain what this is about.

[figofswords]

kitten keeps walking across the keyboard i think it’s time to let her speak her truth

[figofswords]

6 [editor’s note: she manages to unpause and then repause spotify at this point before sitting down completely still for a stretch of several seconds] m;gl,,n

[ed note: she leaves to chew on my mouse before returning midway through my typing the previous note] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[4rfiu d

-midna the kitten

[figofswords]

^the little beast in question

[figofswords]

this post just suddenly got a surge of notes for reasons I cannot discern so here is a compilation of midna being an absolute cartoon Creature for your enjoyment

[azberats-deactivated20240115]

this image spoke to me

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: [after saving Cleric's life] That’s three you owe me. Cleric: Are we keeping score? FIghter: Not literally. Cleric: Because if we are, it’s eight to five, my favour.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Warlock is a good person, if you ignore all the things they do on purpose and concentrate on all of the things they do by accident.

[teaboot]

I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

[teaboot]

So one of my veins collapsed so I actually had to get TWO needles and I didn't even cry or swear or anything, I'm SO proud of myself, I deserve ice cream. I'm getting ice cream

[teaboot]

Ice cream fell through so I got a burrito and a staple gun

yeah im holding it backwards don't worry about it

[funnybogman]

How do u hold a burrito backwards?

[teaboot]

The top is at the bottom 😞

[straawberries]

thats upside down then

[teaboot]

no cause it's sideways

[straawberries]

if the top (the UPSIDE!!!!) is at the bottom (DOWN!!!!) then it is UPSIDE DOWN!!

[teaboot]

?? Holding knife forwards

Holding knife backwards?

[gummymagpie]

[teaboot]

BULLYING ME

[youmustbethinkingofsomeoneelse]

how the fuck did you take those pictures

[teaboot]

I double blink to take a screenshot