Jack.

Vice Admiral Smoker is a DILF

[dunmeshizine]

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[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[tamsywindsup]

From Dorohedoro Season 2 ending theme "Return to Head" MV

[valhelos]

I've been thinking about LEP uniforms again, part 2.

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Recon Uniform - Commander's Uniform - Ceremonial Dress Uniform Traffic Field Uniform - Recon Field Uniform - Retrieval Field Uniform

I kept the faux jumpsuit design with trousers and a jacket, with a vest on top for field missions. The uniforms (with the exception of the dress uniform) also have a tool belt and vambraces that have their wrist computers. Wings are a part of or attach to the vest as needed.

The style is fairly militaristic and most uniforms are shades of green, while the general officers uniforms (basic, field and office) are blue. The uniforms have rank insignia and name tags, with the LEP badge above the name tag.

Ceremonial dress uniforms are sleeker with asymmetrical hem. Rank insignia is only on the collar, additional insignia and medals are placed on the left breast mirroring the name tag and badge.

Traffic field uniform is brighter with hi-vis patterns to help officers stand out. Their vests include screens in the front and back.

Retrieval uniforms are black and heavily reinforced. They don't have name tags and the rank of the officer is marked on the pauldrons.

Kit:

Basic and field uniforms have a tool belts that can include: Moonbelt, gun holster, buzz baton, handcuffs + additional zipties, pheromone spray (read: pepper spray), ammo, omnitool, first aid kit, camouflage foil, pitons. Optionally knife and flashlight.

For longer Recon field missions officers can include a backpack that attaches to the vest. The surveillance backpack includes: surveillance kit (spare com set, throat mics, iris camera, cameras, mics), camouflage foil, first aid box, block memory wipe kit.

Retrieval uniforms have heavier kit with a combat focus: different types of extra ammo, first aid, buzz baton, handcuffs and zipties, flashlights and com set.

Ranks:

I've already talked about how weird the ranks are in the original post so here's my rank structure for LEPRecon and LEPRetrieval.

Most are ranks mentioned in the books, wrangled in a order that makes sense if you don't think about it too much and I added the Lieutenant Colonel and Lieutenant Commander ranks to add more senior and general officers.

Junior and enlisted badges are silver and general and senior badges are gold.

Rank insignia is both on the collar and epaulettes.

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[scarlct-vvitch]

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sloaners]

Stew’s on!

Mermay exchange gift for @tomicaleto ✨

[windywallflower]

Woven Blanket Collection by W&W

Choose from various artist made designs of 100% recycled cotton woven blankets!

HEY FOLKS~! We're back with a cozy new campaign--or a campaign of new and old blanket designs we would like to print and bring to life (and revive from the depths of out-of-print)

New design includes rookie sensation:

CAMBRIAN LULLABY

Tucked in the bedrock of the dawn | our early ancestors sleep | beneath the sheets of shale | dreaming of what they will be

And long-time favourite:

THE KING'S GRAVE

Once proud | now locked in Death's pose | a bed of bones | a grave of Kings

We're hoping to unlock Cambrian Lullaby at 5k along with the reprint of King's Grave with a few more funky bonus designs in the works we'd like to pull out (a black hole.... the big bang.... some 7 deadly sins sloth... a poppy flowerbed??? The options are endless over here!)

>>TAKE ME TO THE CAMPAIGN<<

UPDATE: WE ARE FUNDED AND CURRENTLY WORKING ON STRETCH GOALS~!

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[thatneoncrisis]

69ers but..... their keys

[gloomilo]

t e n t a c o o l

B)

[strangetrashqueen]

[veni-vici-vetinari]

Attention, rare sightings of the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork 🦩 🖤

“From the back, Vetinari looked like a carnivorous flamingo.” - Men at Arms

“Thin, pale, and clad all in dusty black, the Patrician always put Ridcully in mind of a predatory flamingo, if you could find a flamingo that was black and had the patience of a rock.” - Reaper Man

[sanenc-draws]

Assorted Vetinaris.

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another.