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[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[tall]

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[mlarayoukai]

[dogpuppy]

[pharma-tard]

My stupid chud son who I tolerate

[dogpuppy]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[konoko]

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[ohcorny]

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.