Heart as big as the bags under my eyes

A Canadian lad who just stumbled through their first year of Uni

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[moontxt]

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

[speedlimit15]

[ninathebored]

[illinicoise]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-dechu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

[surprisebitch]

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

[oni-boyfriend]

[malwarewolf404]

[ike-loves-men]

[jaunes-hoodie]

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

[hawkeyedflame]

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[raito-taco]

When you accidentally let your child know you’re a furry

[alczysz17]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[cargopantsman]

I’ve seen this many times but tonight is the night I see that last pic and realize that mom is thinking “you wait 20 years and see what kinda fucked up shit gets your motor going.”

[springtwerp]

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

[daily-meme]

The plot thickens.

[highkoos]

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

[king-monky]

Angels in the Bible: “Hey do you - stop screaming I’m sent by God - do you need help getting out of this situation?”

[kitchenalia]

i hate the way that people on the left talk about rural areas, especially those in the american south

[kitchenalia]

making fun of the poverty level

making incest jokes (which, by the way, is a form of abuse. those women are being abused, and that’s your funny joke.)

making fun of drug addiction epidemics

essentially acting like these are useless tumors that should be excised, not communities that could be enriched and improved with better support & ultimately become safer places for marginalized people

pretending that all marginalized people will just ‘leave’ as if everybody has the resources to do that or wants to. acts like improving the area is useless, the only option is for people to move to a city

ignores any real problems in the area OR just makes fun of them yet again in a really callous way

[im-not-an-object-ok]

^^^^

[hiratzuka]

Keanu’s cameo in OreGairu Zoku

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[the-sapphic-raven]

tfw u see a dumb bitch

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[kimveee]

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

[bodecats]

Oh, LORE????

[boglord]

Inkky says trans rights

[first-brother-asleep-deactivate]

[kabr0nex]

Someone post the cat twitter account that went on an in character rant about this kinda thing.

[ed-longshanks]

how hard would it be to plunder a cruise ship

[ed-longshanks]

If enough lads bought tickets on one of them disney cruises honestly we could do a mutiny n just sail for brazil or smth, and get free Mickey mouse costumes in the process

[ed-longshanks]

us coast guard when they board

[bassboost-r-us]

Visit Original Link

[brbgensokyo]

[brbgensokyo]

[brbgensokyo]

[brbgensokyo]

[brbgensokyo]

[gobblechopstv]

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

the fuck kind of alternate universe simpsons is behind the minion simpsons in the last gif though

[doris-wildthyme]

They’re the Simpsons from the Island of Dr. Hibbert segment in Treehouse of Horror XIII from 2002.