WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING?

-- Karkat Vantas Rolelay Blog -- >> Multi-Ship, Multi-Au Blog << Pesterchum: cancerousGene ---- SUP, ASSHOLES? MY NAME'S KARKAT AND WELCOME TO MY LAME ASS BLOG. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY OR WHATEVER. ---- Magic Anon:

[cancerousgene]

AGH,FUCKING GREAT,ANOTHER ONE OF ME. I'M JUST OVERFLOWING WITH JOY RIGHT NOW. YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE.

WELL, LOOK AT ME BEING A FUCKING RAY OF ALTERNIAN SUNSHINE, WHICH I’M SURE YOU KNOW FUCKING SUCKS UNLESS YOU’RE A RAINBOW DRINKER. DID YOU ONLY COME HERE TO ARGUE WITH YOURSELF OR ARE YOU JUST FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO CONVERSE WITH AN ALTERNATE YOU POLITELY? I’M ASSUMING IT’S NOT THE LATTER.

[carcinogenetifist-deactivated20]

WELL ALL MY ALTERNATES SEEM TO BE IGNORANT FUCKJOBS WHO YELL AT ME ALL THE TIME. YOU SEEM PRETTY DECENT I GUESS.

[cancerousgene]

PRETTY SURE WE ALREADY FIGURED OUT THAT BULLSHIT OF YELLING AND ARGUING WITH OURSELF DOESN'T WORK. IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK FUCKING WALL. WE'RE STUBBORN AS SHIT AND AREN'T GONNA CHANGE WHETHER IT'S US TELLING OURSELF TO CHANGE SO WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THE POINT?

[wanderingmercenary]

For every " ♡" I get I'll give tip on how to win my muse's heart.

[omfgrant]

Visit Original Link

just press play

[jameshetfieldsguitarpick-deacti]

i have waited so long for this. thank you

[astarionight]

thANK YOU GOD

[cancerousgene]

WHAT’S UP? I’M ASSUMING YOU’RE JUST BORED AND THAT’S THE ONLY REASONING YOU HAVE FOR EVEN REMOTELY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?

[brokendownbattery]

You have a very low opIInIIon of your2elf don’t you?

And no.  II’m greetIIng you becau2e IIt II2 a polIIte thIIng to not IIgnore people.

[cancerousgene]

YES, I DO HAVE A VERY LOW OPINION OF MYSELF.

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO REALLY SEEMS TO THINK THAT. SO, THANKS FOR ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT. IT MEANS A LOT.

I'M NOT BEING SARCASTIC ABOUT THAT EITHER.

[cancerousgene]

AGH,FUCKING GREAT,ANOTHER ONE OF ME. I'M JUST OVERFLOWING WITH JOY RIGHT NOW. YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE.

WELL, LOOK AT ME BEING A FUCKING RAY OF ALTERNIAN SUNSHINE, WHICH I'M SURE YOU KNOW FUCKING SUCKS UNLESS YOU'RE A RAINBOW DRINKER. DID YOU ONLY COME HERE TO ARGUE WITH YOURSELF OR ARE YOU JUST FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO CONVERSE WITH AN ALTERNATE YOU POLITELY? I'M ASSUMING IT'S NOT THE LATTER.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

[patchworkcrows]

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

[phoenix-arising]

[seaking-deactivated20200124]

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

[stupidrpmemes-blog]

I'm making a masterlist of all RPers.

Reblog if you’re an RP blog.

[rpmemesforall-blog]

Send my muse "You. Me. Bed. Now." to see what your character gets!

I will generate a number from 1-8 to see what your muse gets! All of these are NSFW!

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[bardofhopeonarope-deactivated20]

HEY ASSHOLE, HOW'S IT GOING?

Vwell jeez. Nice to talk to you too, chief. Vwith friends like you, vwho needs enemies?

[cancerousgene]

LOOK, I NEVER SAID I WAS NICE.

AND I'M NOT PARTICULARLY GREAT AT MAKING FRIENDS.

CUT ME SOME SLACK, WILL YOU?

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[destinyablaze]

Send me a ship and I'll rate it.

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

[hungry0bookworm]

Bring it, people. Send me all the ships.

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

do this i am running on four hours sleep and need to crush some dreams

[askthejungleprincess-deactivate]

Please reblog this as silent permission for me to rp with you.

[allheroesforhire-blog]

[dragontrainer-hiccup]

Send me a ‡‡ if you like how I portray my muse

[cyberho]

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

[cachorritx]

not with that attitude

[cancerousgene]

AND HELLO TO YOU TOO, I GUESS.

[brokendownbattery]

Hello.

[cancerousgene]

WHAT'S UP? I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE JUST BORED AND THAT'S THE ONLY REASONING YOU HAVE FOR EVEN REMOTELY PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?