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[justbadpuns]

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best friend. They’re both Cauldron.

[sumayyahs-deactivated20180319]

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

[fuzzyallover]

birth - death

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

please let me out

sorry i have a boyfriend

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

i’m trapped in your attic

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

listen im not intrested

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

- Duck

[barebackinq]

*runs out of breath while eating*

[angelmutual]

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

[angelmutual]

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this

[angelmutual]

okay who changed it from coconut oil to piss wtf

[giffingcartoons]

[drunkhemingway]

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

if u didnt go through a break up in 2016 then who the fuck are you???

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

this implies that i actually had a relationship

[adrianshidden]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

how do i tell my psychiatrist this is the only thing that will ever make me laugh anymore

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[dammitkitty]

@ people who play support characters

how????? i just wanna barge in and shoot everyone how can you just stay back and heal?????

[groomp-deactivated20171201]

Bad at aiming

[polishwife]

scared

[aquagrunt]

bad at aiming & scared

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….

[spo0pypoop]

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]