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Hello go check out my art and shit (also some writing soon?)

Hello I like to crash cars into bridges in my free time but also draw a bit 🇵🇱 ✨he/them✨ tcest and other sick fucks are not welcome eat shit

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candycane969

Doing ArtFight this year!!!! My third time in a row, feel free to add me!!!

candythespamcane

I put my whole cainussy into this profile attack me attack attack attack attack attack attack attack

#my artwork #artists on tumblr #digital artist #digital art #artfight #artfight 2026

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

smototdr

reading bloodmary fics and clenching my fists every time Simon calls Grace “Angel” bc he would not fucking say that but i only rented Iron Lung for 48 hours a month ago so i don’t have the screenshots to prove my point…

for those who didn’t see the movie or don’t remember, Simon is asked “do you believe in god?” and he says smth along the lines of “i don’t wanna talk about it” so, no, i don’t think he’d come out of the SM-13 more religious than when he went in bc who would come out of being harassed by a giant horrifying flesh eel while suffering with radiation poisoning thinking there was a god

(*cough* also it feels like the white savior trope mixed with exoticisation but nobody wants to talk about that so i’ll just argue that it’s not canon instead *cough cough*)

smototdr

artfight comedy decor for my acc :P

if anyone else wants to use it or thinks i should make tragedy & mystery ones, too, lmk!

kay8k

someone stop him!!

koddlet

zinetober day 12....

fluoritegalaxy

I would scoop this up so fast if I saw this for sale at a booth.

ot3

#i understand is for the sake of the format#but i am fascinated by the implications that the srawing consents to being drawn

this is actually intentional commentary on the state of art because anyone who has drawn enough pictures can tell you that whether or not the drawing is consenting to being drawn right now has a huge impact on whether or not you're able to do it.

wizardarchetypes

like logically ofc i know my sleep disorder is indeed a disorder but it's still crazy to me that i have been taking my sleep meds every single night without fail for 3 months now, and as a result i have been sleeping by midnight and THROUGH the night every single night without fail for three months. but tonight i forgot to take it on time and now it's almost 3 am and i'm awake. it doesn't matter how long i stick to a rhythm, i will no magically become a healthy sleeper. these meds are genuinely life saving.

absolutely bonkers and actually MADDENING thinking about spending nearly three DECCAAAAADESSSS of my life believing i could just "fix" my schedule and get my sleep "on track." LMAO. i was up at 4 am when i was 6 years old sneaking downstairs to watch TV in misery bc i couldn't sleep and then i was still 32 YEARSSSS old like "no everyone listen THIS week i'm gonna avoid naps and go to bed on time and then i'll sleep normal from now on. for real this time." AJVBJAS SHUT UP!!!! NO YOU WEREN'T BABY!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!!!!

wizardarchetypes

i went to my doctor in march and i was like "man you gotta help me. i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i know sometimes people say that but they really mean they've only slept 2 or 3 hours a night for several nights, which is awful of course, but i mean quite literally i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i keep waiting to finally 'crash' but i don't."

and he was like, "has this ever happened to you before?"

and i said, "oh yeah loads of times, since i was a toddler."

and he said, "why are you just now getting help?"

and i said, "well recently when i hit the 60 hour mark i've started hallucinating birds. and that's new."

and he said, "what do you mean, birds?"

and i said, "i don't know, i think they're house sparrows"

and he said, "i didn't mean what kind of birds"

(true that's not what he said but it was hard to parse the nuances of the conversation because there were a bunch of house sparrows in the room)

nikoco11

cooking up somethin

orpheuslament

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

mothsbythelamplight

It's easy to forget that media literacy IS a skill. Like, its not something that you just have or you don't, you absolutely can improve your ability to pick up on metaphors and literary devices etc if you actually care to, it just takes practice (ie: watching things through a critical lense and stretching that muscle).

Along the same line of thinking I don't think people who lack media literacy are stupid. Even people with high media literacy tend to forget it's a such valuable skill, but if it wasn't valuable and wasn't something that takes practice and effort there wouldn't be so many literary breakdowns and explanation videos and reviews that get into authorial intent.

More people WANT to understand the deeper intent behind art, but a lot of people never bother to try stretching that muscle because they're convinced that they're just stupid and can't interact with media in that particular way, that that's the job for the brainy reviewers and critics.

All it takes is a little nudge and some encouragement sometimes; There was a time in our lives where none of us knew what a metaphor was. Ultimately if it's someone you care about who "misses the point" of something you like, you COULD be upset that they're "not smart enough" for it or whatever, or you could break down exactly why the point is what it is, and encourage them to look for those literary devices in other things they watch.

Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

wizardarchetypes

when i was a little tween it used to annoy me in fiction when every single supernatural creature knew about each other despite living in completely different societies, even realms, from each other. i was like, okay, well, why do vampire needs to know about fairies any more than humans do? why do they talk to each other? wouldn't fairies just think of vampires as sorta messed up humans anyway?

(i'm not saying i stand by this. but these were my feelings)

so anyway i had this vampire character, nell, who was very much the imaginings of an edgy 11 year old in neopets roleplays in 2002.

she was deeply obsessed with her human brother, who wanted nothing to do with her.

he was dating a guy who happened to be a werewolf, but he didn't know that.

so nell showed up one night to bother them both like "here i am. nathan's vampire sister."

and nathan's werewolf boyfriend, who did not know vampires existed, went back to his pack like, "you guys are NEVER gonna believe this."

which 24 years later, yeah i do think i still funny.