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In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.
So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.
We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.
Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English
VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,
Are clowns patriotic
I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country
I wanna fuck you like a centipede
Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.
like to charge, reblog to cast.
being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten
I wanna hear where you're going with this
-there's snacktime
-there's always some kid screaming
-the authority figures are mostly there to keep you safe rather than get you to do anything in particular
-all else equal they would really rather you take a nap, though
trying to cite a YouTube video but the title keeps changing in order to secure .5% of extra ad revenue
trying to search for a YouTube video but the title was changed in order to ensure less than a percent of extra clicks
trying to show someone a YouTube video but the thumbnail was revised for algorithm appeal so we scroll past it not realizing
trying to enjoy a YouTube video but YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY I CAN'T 😱
Trying to rewatch a YouTube Video on an interesting topic but I can't tell which one it was since it was just titled "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
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its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.
i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them
You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses
my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin
whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
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I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO
This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo