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Imagine that you have a great life, you’re really happy, you’re super popular, you have a ton of friends, you’ve basically confirmed that your crush likes you back and is just being stupid about it, you’re about to get a major promotion in your job…
and then in the span of less than 24 hours you discover that actually you can’t trust anyone, you’re cursed, you have zero autonomy in anything at all but ESPECIALLY not your own body, someone else has already decided exactly how your life is going to go and they can’t handle constructive criticism and they always get violent when you try to give it to them, there is so much supernatural bullshit going on and you’re kind of at the center of it, your crush might be god, you’ve been twisted into something you were never meant to be, you’ve been forcibly adopted, AND now you’re missing half of your clothes.
Okay, so the Paradisians and the Marleyans both speak Eldian, but use different forms of writing.
Like, one thing that I was thinking, was what if they had different dialects. Like certain words or phrases mean one thing in Marleyan-Eldian, but another in Paradisian-Eldian. Similar to how there's soda(west coast US), pop(east coast US), and fizzy drink(Britain).
Also I wish there was a bit more put into the Marleyans having an accent. Like, you cannot tell me that Paradis and Marley don't have seperate accents. Sasha has a noticable way of speaking, why cant the warriors and Grisha? <:3
I know right?! This isn’t something that gets a lot of focus in my fic, but their accents and dialects are briefly mentioned when characters notice them! I just don’t write out the accents because I don’t want to 🥲 In my AU:
The Eldians in the Liberio Internment Zone have both a distinct accent and dialect from both non-Eldians elsewhere in Liberio (though it’s still very close) and Paradisians (very distinct).
On Paradis, talking “fancy” is generally based on the way most people speak in Mitras/central Wall Sina, and “proper” for the Cadets in the Southern Cadet Corps is based on the way most people speak around south-central Wall Rose. Sasha’s village was particularly isolated, which is why her accent/dialect is distinct from other Cadets with nearby hometowns, who speak with the accent/dialect of most people in Trost/southern Wall Rose. In fact, there are many isolated pockets of people within the Walls, which led to a diverse number of Paradisian accents and dialects.
The accent of Shiganshina/southern Wall Maria has the same connotations to Paradisians in general as the Appalachian accent does to Americans in general. So the way Armin talks often makes people assume he is kind of stupid until they actually realize what he is saying.
The Liberio accent/dialect sounds really “exotic” and “modern” and often also “sexy” to Paradisians, which was part of why Carla was so into Grisha lol. Doctor money, mysterious origins, handsome as fuck, wonderful personality, AND sexy voice? She said sign me the fuck up! It’s also part of why Reiner had so many admirers in the Cadet Corps, in addition to his early physical maturation and generally kind and helpful personality (which both alters had). However, RBA ended up trying to hide their Liberio accent/dialect by picking up the speaking habits of both residents of southern Wall Rose and refugees from southern Wall Maria and combining them with their base speaking habits from the Liberio Internment Zone, which led to some very unique speaking habits!
However, Soldier Reiner never had the base speaking habits of the Liberio Internment Zone because he didn’t go there until he was 17, so he speaks noticeably differently from Warrior Reiner. Characters pick up on it early on once they get to know him, but for the Paradisians it quickly just becomes one of Reiner’s quirks that they accept because he’s just such a reliable and good friend. Bertholdt and Annie pick up on it too, but it adds to their concern for him because he never used to suddenly switch to an entirely different accent, which also came with a way more genuinely confident and proud personality. So while both Reiners have to hide the ways of speaking they picked up on Paradis once they return to Marley, Soldier Reiner in particular really struggles with it because he doesn’t really know any other way to talk.
You may have noticed in one of the snippets I previously shared that Gabi notes how Freaky Fake Falco™️ spoke with a very similar strange accent to what Reiner sometimes speaks with 👀
You'll probably agree with me that Marco is quite cute. I think many rich people wouldn't mind getting such a cutie for themselves. So, what if someone wants to buy Marco? What will Raibert's reaction be when they find out that Marco is wanted and who the buyer is?
I do think he’s very cute ❤️ For this, let’s assume that he survived the Battle of Trost and never overheard Reiner and Bertholdt.
Now, in my AU, people on Paradis join the military at 12-14 years old (Marco joined at 13) like in canon… but you can’t get married until you’re 18. Of course, this unfortunately doesn’t stop trafficking and other forms of predation. You (general you) just have to be very careful to not get caught, because if you don’t have the money to bribe or if the jury of your trial doesn’t take bribes… you’re not gonna have a good time.
So if, hypothetically, there was a rich person who saw Marco and wanted him, there are two routes they could go with: pay someone to traffic him (massive legal risk, especially since he’s a soldier in training and Paradisian Cadets are still absolutely skilled enough to defend themselves from most civilians in a fight even after just a few months), or just legally marry him once he turns 18.
But uh… Marco won’t want to marry some random person. And by the time he’s 18, he will already have been a fully trained soldier for 2 years, with a whole group of soldier friends backing him up, so he’s not exactly someone who can be easily messed with by a civilian.
The rich person’s best move would be to bribe Marco’s parents to pressure him into marrying them. It would still be illegal to go right to Marco and ask him to marry them while Marco is a Cadet, because Marco would graduate at 16 and thus it could easily be considered an attempt at grooming. But going to Marco’s parents and striking up a deal with them? That’s allowed. Marco would of course still be able to say no once he reaches 18 years old because such a deal just isn’t legally binding on Paradis. But Marco’s parents could pressure him to agree without that being illegal, and Marco has a lot of trouble saying no to his parents, so he’d probably fold. But that also means that the identity of the rich person would immediately become known to Marco and his very loyal friend group the moment Marco’s parents told him about the deal, because Marco would absolutely tell his friends about that.
How will Reiner and Bertholdt react to this situation? Well. They would Not Be Happy.
Bertholdt is a very close friend of Marco, even though he knows he’s not supposed to be. They’ve talked a lot about their crushes, and Bertl knows very well that Marco really really likes Jean. And he’d be one of the first people Marco told about the situation, and about how he doesn’t want to go through with it. Bertl has a ton of trouble sticking up for himself. But when it’s for people he cares about… he can become very, very dangerous. The Colossal would absolutely approve of Bertholdt using its body to get rid of Marco’s unwanted suitor, as long as no one Bertholdt was close to got caught up in the blast. But Bertholdt is more likely to take care of things subtly, with Reiner’s help of course. And probably the help of their other friends too. You think Armin wouldn’t quickly come up with a genius plan for their group to completely get away with killing the rich person, and that Eren and Mikasa wouldn’t be 1000% down to kill another predator? And Jean would have to be held back by Connie and Sasha to stop him from going off and taking care of things on his own!
And Reiner? Oh boy. Even worse! The Armored Titan has already decided that Marco will be marrying its son. Even though polyamorous marriages are also legal in my take on Paradis, the Armored doesn’t want some random person it’s never met to be involved with its precious son. So it is NOT going to just sit back and let Marco be married off to someone who isn’t Jean. Warrior Reiner and Soldier Reiner already both view themselves as a sort of protective big brother to Marco and the other younger members of their friend group. With the Armored driving them on, they’re going to get Marco out of this, one way or another. If intimidation won’t dissuade the rich person from trying to marry Marco, then either of them would be willing to just… make the rich person disappear. With the help of their friends, the rich person stands no chance lmao
Marco literally CAN’T get legally married to some random rich person 😂
During the current loop of the timeloop, on Paradis, a marriage isn’t official unless someone who is legally qualified to perform marriage ceremonies officiates it and signs their name on the marriage contract.
The only people who are legally qualified to perform Paradisian marriage ceremonies during this loop are:
Adult royals
The Premier
Commanders
(Eldian) Priests
The only adult royals (or royals in general) still alive when Marco becomes 18 are Historia and Zeke. Zeke straight up isn’t on Paradis then. And neither of them would marry Marco off to some random person Marco doesn’t want to marry.
The Premier and Commander Dok wouldn’t bother to do the ceremony. Commandant Shadis, Commander Pyxis, and Commander Erwin/Hange/Armin would be able to tell that Marco doesn’t want to marry this person and would refuse to do it.
And for complicated religious reasons I won’t go into here because spoilers, no Eldian Priest would marry Marco to anyone who isn’t Jean because they do NOT want to risk pissing off one of their gods, especially the god whose main job is severely punishing oathbreakers. Plus, the High Priest of Paradis would strip any Priest who tries of their Priesthood and declare the marriage contract null and void.
So this rich person simply would not be able to find anyone to marry them to Marco 😂😂😂 Reiner and Bertholdt wouldn’t have to do anything except tell a Priest about what’s going on!
You'll probably agree with me that Marco is quite cute. I think many rich people wouldn't mind getting such a cutie for themselves. So, what if someone wants to buy Marco? What will Raibert's reaction be when they find out that Marco is wanted and who the buyer is?
I do think he’s very cute ❤️ For this, let’s assume that he survived the Battle of Trost and never overheard Reiner and Bertholdt.
Now, in my AU, people on Paradis join the military at 12-14 years old (Marco joined at 13) like in canon… but you can’t get married until you’re 18. Of course, this unfortunately doesn’t stop trafficking and other forms of predation. You (general you) just have to be very careful to not get caught, because if you don’t have the money to bribe or if the jury of your trial doesn’t take bribes… you’re not gonna have a good time.
So if, hypothetically, there was a rich person who saw Marco and wanted him, there are two routes they could go with: pay someone to traffic him (massive legal risk, especially since he’s a soldier in training and Paradisian Cadets are still absolutely skilled enough to defend themselves from most civilians in a fight even after just a few months), or just legally marry him once he turns 18.
But uh… Marco won’t want to marry some random person. And by the time he’s 18, he will already have been a fully trained soldier for 2 years, with a whole group of soldier friends backing him up, so he’s not exactly someone who can be easily messed with by a civilian.
The rich person’s best move would be to bribe Marco’s parents to pressure him into marrying them. It would still be illegal to go right to Marco and ask him to marry them while Marco is a Cadet, because Marco would graduate at 16 and thus it could easily be considered an attempt at grooming. But going to Marco’s parents and striking up a deal with them? That’s allowed. Marco would of course still be able to say no once he reaches 18 years old because such a deal just isn’t legally binding on Paradis. But Marco’s parents could pressure him to agree without that being illegal, and Marco has a lot of trouble saying no to his parents, so he’d probably fold. But that also means that the identity of the rich person would immediately become known to Marco and his very loyal friend group the moment Marco’s parents told him about the deal, because Marco would absolutely tell his friends about that.
How will Reiner and Bertholdt react to this situation? Well. They would Not Be Happy.
Bertholdt is a very close friend of Marco, even though he knows he’s not supposed to be. They’ve talked a lot about their crushes, and Bertl knows very well that Marco really really likes Jean. And he’d be one of the first people Marco told about the situation, and about how he doesn’t want to go through with it. Bertl has a ton of trouble sticking up for himself. But when it’s for people he cares about… he can become very, very dangerous. The Colossal would absolutely approve of Bertholdt using its body to get rid of Marco’s unwanted suitor, as long as no one Bertholdt was close to got caught up in the blast. But Bertholdt is more likely to take care of things subtly, with Reiner’s help of course. And probably the help of their other friends too. You think Armin wouldn’t quickly come up with a genius plan for their group to completely get away with killing the rich person, and that Eren and Mikasa wouldn’t be 1000% down to kill another predator? And Jean would have to be held back by Connie and Sasha to stop him from going off and taking care of things on his own!
And Reiner? Oh boy. Even worse! The Armored Titan has already decided that Marco will be marrying its son. Even though polyamorous marriages are also legal in my take on Paradis, the Armored doesn’t want some random person it’s never met to be involved with its precious son. So it is NOT going to just sit back and let Marco be married off to someone who isn’t Jean. Warrior Reiner and Soldier Reiner already both view themselves as a sort of protective big brother to Marco and the other younger members of their friend group. With the Armored driving them on, they’re going to get Marco out of this, one way or another. If intimidation won’t dissuade the rich person from trying to marry Marco, then either of them would be willing to just… make the rich person disappear. With the help of their friends, the rich person stands no chance lmao
not the proudest of marcos color scheme here, but i really like how i rendered ymirs hair. so thats a win. happy pride month. bleagh. i was gonna post this alongside more doodles but i am tired bro. snorkkkk mimimimimi. levi art coming soon, or vinland saga. somethin somethin.
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