Don't be Wasted

@canisobellewrite

22y/o. Initials: I.V. I always question myself if I can write well. Environmentalist. Marine Biology is ❤️ Loves sleep, books, Theater, Animals, Sky Blue, Mint Green, and Humans. "and in the free fall I will realize that I am better off when I hit the bottom." -Turn it off

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terpsikeraunos

insults i learned from wuthering heights

he’s such a cobweb, a pinch would annihilate him

cockatrice

I’d rather be hugged by a snake

by chance, you’ve managed tolerably

pitiful changeling

it is not poisoned, though I prepared it

don’t degrade yourself into an abject reptile

thou saucy witch

remanence-of-love

turing-tested

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

wnq-writers

“Take time to grieve for the good which has been lost. Take time to believe in the good still to come.”

— Bruce Adler (via wnq-writers)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

adulthoodisokay

dude same

the-absolute-funniest-posts

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

yekkes

If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will

yekkes

Consider it a Threat AND a Promise

thestarsareundecided

what if you’re a man and your girlfriend doesn’t love you?

yekkes

Im gonna level with you it means a lesbian is fucking her better

davidalleynes

don’t date someone who looks at a kid crying and rolls their eyes. more than likely they’ll do the same when you’re crying.

davidalleynes

don’t spend time with anyone who thinks children shouldn’t be in public. kids live in the same world we do, they have a right to go see (age appropriate) movies the same as any adult.

davidalleynes

don’t be that asshole who insists children are terrible when you’re terrible to them, too. kids have a right to not like people who treat them poorly. they don’t have to be polite to you because you’re an adult.

davidalleynes

don’t be the dick who thinks of children as a hive mind or as having the same personality. kids are people… they’re just as varied in their personalities and opinions as any adult.

davidalleynes

if you don’t want to be a parent, that’s fine. parenting is the heaviest responsibility in our society yet it’s treated as a societal expectation. but just because you’re certain you don’t want to raise kids, doesn’t mean you get to treat every child, who are people deserving of respect, like they’re less than human in any shape or form.

children are people and they deserve respect. my god, i can’t believe that i have to say it, but some of y'all apparently don’t know.

liarwithleatherjacket

just-shower-thoughts

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

zagenta

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does