my entire life is an example of idiot plot

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosmic Funnies
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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@cannibal--queen
my entire life is an example of idiot plot
Margaret Atwood: femininity is a performance art course you will never graduate from and man is your audience
me: holy shit
the small but growing Mitski on my shoulder: femininity might be a performance art we will never be free of, but because you are aware of this, sometimes you will seek to perform only for yourself and no one else, and by that, we are starting to break free
me, sobbing: thank you, Mitski of my consciousness
“I’m so happy for them”
(Source)
@sparklingwinefather
I can’t with this
“but how can you prove prince zuko is bi???” he dual-wields swords while being a dramatic bitch next question
Puppies waking up
Lizzo at the 2019 VMAs
me and the love of my life sharing an umbrella during a light sunshower
Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio
empathyx:
Article
Who has a mansion in Ohio, what’s the profits from? Potatoes? Wheat?
Being the pastor at a mega church
Been laughing at this all day
op delete this now
“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“
*me thinking this boy had genuine feelings for me*