Welcome to my Chaotic World

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[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[revolutionarytea]

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

[teathattast]

[sagihairius]

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

[putridcowboy]

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

[marzipanandminutiae]

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

[autisticraptor]

The vampires are fighting

[marisatomay]

cmon girlies we’re picking out a 10k+ single chapter fic on ao3 to read stomach down head turned towards our phones held next to our pillows as we move only our thumbs to scroll until our sedatives knock us out

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

do u ever get a message or a comment that like isn’t OVERTLY sexual but it’s in the subtext and even though it seems completely innocent your kink alarm bell rings something like

“you’re so cute! would love to see a photo of you in some red sneakers!”

like…..that’s too specific to be innocuous…………. .

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

god i love this

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[bigbootybuffet]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

[funnytwittertweets]

[becherdireinen]

Dating me is like: “You said you liked this so I got it for you”

[catchymemes]

[ydrill]

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

[gomi-chandesu]

Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

[vanquishedvaliant]

How wikipedia browsing actually works

[the-sapphic-raven]

yo is that a corpse in the background?

[soft4youu]

I like dates. I like healthy communication. I like room to grow. I like quality time. I like reassurance. I like reciprocated energy.

[shawtyurcurious-deactivated2024]

I’ll reread the same sweet messages 50x, I love kind words

[sean-nojohn]

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me: