TI: OK i KNOW TH@T THiS iS GONN@ BE SUPER DUPER DiFFiCULT FOR YOU!
TI: BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iT @LLLLLL BETTER
TI: DONT YOU WORRY ONE EENSEY BEENSEY BiT!
TI: DONT PL@Y SiLLY WiLLY G@MES WiTH ME! EVEN iF YOURE SC@RED OUT OF YOUR MiND @ND FE@RiNG YOUR OWN DE@TH NO ONE WOULD FORGET WHO i @M!
TI: BUT iTS @LL RiGHT! i FORGiVE YOU
CC: I can't forget who you are because I do not know who you are.
TI: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?
CC: I've never heard of you.
CC: It's not a difficult concept to grasp.
TI: OK TH@T DOESNT EVEN M@KE SENSE!!! DO YOU LiVE UNDER @ ROCK OR SOMETHiNG??
CC: Yes. I am also a pink starfish.
TI: WH@@@?? GOSH NO WONDER YOU H@VENT HE@RD OF ME!
CC: Yes, indeed. Quite sad.
TI: i GUESS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE WORLDS ON FiRE @T @LL!
TI: iM @CTU@LLY SORT OF S@D GOSH!
CC: No. Do explain, oh glorious pop star.
TI: @H YOU C@TCH ON SO QUiCKLY! HOW @BSOLUTELY POSiTiVELY DE@R OF YOU!
TI: HEE HEE! iS TH@T SOME FUNNY ST@RFiSHiSM? YOU KNOW iVE MET @ TON OF ST@RFiSH @ND NOT @ SiNGLE ONE H@S T@LKED TO ME!
TI: OR USED @ COMPUTER RE@LLY
TI: iS THiS SOME SORT OF RUDE PR@NK?
TI: HOW COULD YOU EVER THiNK TO LiE TO ME?
CC: To test how gullible you are.
CC: Results: pretty gullible.
TI: TH@TS RUDE @ND YOU SHOULDNT DO iT EVER @G@iN
TI: YOURE GONN@ M@KE ME CRY!
TI: i HOPE YOU FEEL B@D!!!
TI: DONT JUST SiT THERE L@UGHiNG!!!
TI: OUR WORLDS ON FiRE YOU BiG DUMB-DUMB!
TI: @ND iM HERE TO HELP YOU COME TO TERMS WiTH YOUR EVENTU@L DEFiNiTE DE@TH
TI: SO iN @ W@Y iM TRYiNG TO HELP!
TI: SO YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL!
CC: Does it really matter if you help me come to terms with death if everyone is going to die anyway?
CC: There will be no more beings to reflect on that fact that it happened.
CC: Sounds kind of pointless.
TI: UH NO!!! BEC@USE NOT EVERYONES GONN@ DiE STUPiD
TI: DONT YOU RE@D YOUR SCRiPTURE?
TI: i ME@N i SURE DONT BUT TH@TS BESiDE THE POiNT
CC: It kind of is the point, but go on.
CC: Who isn't dying? You strongly implied that I sure am.
TI: UH DUH MY M@ S@iD TH@T iM NOT GONN@ DiE SO iM NOT THERES RE@LLY NOTHiNG DEEPER TH@N TH@T
TI: @ND YOU? YOURE JUST SOME F@KE F@KE ST@RFiSH W@NN@BE
TI: WHOS SUPER RUDE TO ME!
TI: C@N YOU SNEEZE OVER THE COMPUTER?
CC: But I guess it went over your head!
TI: OH OK! iLL H@VE TO T@KE YOUR WORD FOR iT!
TI: WELL YE@H iT W@S @ BUNCH@ MUMBO JUMBO!
TI: LiKE iF i JUST WENT LiKE
TI: @ND EXPECTED YOU TO UNDERST@ND ME TH@T WOULD BE PRETTY RUDE!
CC: Are you an American or something.
CC: I have dealt with too many Americans today.
TI: UH NO?? i DONT EVEN KNOW WH@T TH@T iS SO i HOPE TH@T iTS @ GOOD THiNG!
CC: And by too many I mean one.
TI: OH THEN i GUESS iT iSNT
TI: OOPS! WELL iM NOT ONE OF THOSE THiNGS SO YOURE iN LUCK!
CC: Well, you certainly seem to show every sign of being American.
CC: 3) ignorant of other cultures
TI: UM OK THERE @RE @ TON OF iSSUES WiTH WH@T YOU JUST S@iD!!!
TI: 1) iM @N iDOL OK iT LOOKS LiKE...
CC: "BUT iTS TOT@LLY @-OK! POP SENS@TiON LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO M@KE iT @LLLLLL BETTER"
TI: UH TH@TS @ POP SENS@TiON NOT @ POP ST@R!
TI: LiKE i USED @ WHOLE DiFFERENT WORD
CC: How can you not have heard of Americans, though. They practically run the world.
TI: UH i DONT KNOW WH@T YOURE T@LKiNG @BOUT BEC@USE i RUN THE WORLD!
TI: WELL ER NOT ME YET OR EVER WiTH THiS WHOLE WORLD DESTROYiNG THiNG BUT!
CC: Yet another sign of being American
TI: iS TH@T LiKE @ NEW iNSULT OR SOMETHiNG?
TI: BEC@USE iF iT iS STOP C@LLiNG ME TH@T iTS ME@N!!!
CC: I would love to think it is an insult.
CC: Let's make that a new slang word for every obnoxious person ever:
CC: Are you at least white?
TI: OK! iTLL BE OUR SECRET FOR @S LONG @S iT T@KES FOR YOU TO DiE!
TI: i H@VE NO CLUE WH@T YOU ME@N BY TH@T EiTHER JEEZ!
CC: What race are you, then?
TI: iF YOURE @SKiNG WH@T R@CES i RUN, i DO TRi@L@THONS @ND @LSO CH@RiTY RUNS!
TI: BEC@USE UH ONCE @G@iN: iM NiCE!
CC: No, what ethnicity are you.
TI: SE@DWELLER? iS TH@T WH@T YOURE @SKiNG?
TI: i THOUGHT TH@T W@S OBViOUS
CC: Do you mean an islander?
TI: NO? i DONT LiVE ON @N iSL@ND SiLLY BiLLY!
TI: WH@T THE HECK @RE YOU THEN?
TI: BEC@USE i RE@LLY DONT KNOW WH@T YOU ME@N @ND M@YBE iF YOU TOLD ME WH@T YOU WERE
TI: iD KNOW WH@T YOU WERE LOOKiNG FOR
TI: SEE? iM SUPER SM@RT TOO1
TI: i JUST PROVED i @M SO GOTCH@! YOURE WRONG!
TI: @ND GOSH WH@T THE HECK iS TH@T?
CC: If you don't know what an American is then Germans are beyonf your understanding.
TI: i GUESS GERM@NS MUST BE! BUT iF i C@NT UNDERST@ND THEN iT PROB@BLY iSNT iMPORT@NT!
CC: You've hurt my feelings, Lonami.
-- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT --
TI: NO i S@iD NO OFFENCE!!! YOURE NOT @LLOWED TO BE OFFENDED!
TI: TH@TS HOW THiS WORKS OK?
CC: It's cool. I wasn't really offended.
-- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to PRANKY --
TI: YOU NEED TO STOP WiTH THESE PR@NKS @T THESE CRUCi@L TiMES!
TI: YOURE GONN@ DiE iN LiKE T-??? MiNUTES OK!
TI: i LE@RNED TH@T LiNGO FROM @ MOViE i W@S iN
CC: Alright, so did you come here to help me with that? Or not?
TI: TH@NKS! @CTiNG C@N BE H@RD WORK1
TI: YE@H! i W@S GONN@ LiKE HOLD YOUR H@ND BUT OVER THE iNTERNET
TI: @ND S@Y LOOK iTS OK WE @LL H@VE TO DiE SOME OF US JUST DiE SOONER TH@N OTHERS!
TI: UH WELL BEC@USE YOURE NOT ME!
TI: @ND i KNOW iM GONN@ LiVE LOOK i TOLD YOU THiS!
CC: But why come to console me of all people in the universe?
TI: @ND i ME@N ONLY @ TiNY @MOUNT OF PEOPLE GET TO LiVE BEC@USE P@NTHEON STUFF i THiNK? i ONLY KNOW RELiGiON @S F@R @S MY LUSUS TOLD ME
TI: UH BEC@USE YOU WERE ON MY TROLLi@N @ND YOUR N@ME W@S BLiNKiNG @ LiTTLE F@STER TH@N THE OTHER PERSON WHO W@S ONLiNE
TI: @LL MY OTHER CONT@CTS WERE DELETED! THE @POC@LYPSE iS SO CRUEL!
CC: So tell me this, Lonami:
CC: Why do you think that's the case?
CC: Think hard about this.
TI: BEC@USE THE UNiVERSE iS SUPER ME@N?
TI: @ND DOESNT W@NT ME T@LKiNG TO PEOPLE WHOLL @PPRECi@TE ME??
CC: Aside from the fact that it's completely wrong.
TI: WH@T? i THOUGHT iT SOUNDED RiGHT
CC: It's the end of the world right?
CC: Don't you think there's some significance to me and you only being able to talk to each other?
TI: WELL i COULD T@LK TO THE OTHER PERSON iF i RE@LLY W@NTED TO! BUT DiVERTiNG MY @TTENTiON LiKE TH@T C@N BE SUPER TOUGH
TI: BUT UH M@YBE? iS iT LiKE F@TE OR SOMETHiNG?
TI: TH@TS KiND OF COOL! iM DESTiNED TO COMFORT YOU!
TI: HW@@@H? THEN WH@T @RE YOU GETTiNG @T?
TI: STOP BEiNG ME@N @ND JUST TELL ME!
CC: Do you really want me to tell you?
CC: High-and-mighty idol, Lonami?
TI: UH YES i JUST S@iD SO C@N YOU RE@D?
CC: Are you really, really sure?
TI: YES! iM EVER SO SURE iM SUPER DUPER SURE i COULD NOT BE MORE SURE OF @NYTHiNG ELSE!
TI: ...MY GOOD LOOKS @ND T@LENT!
CC: You see how a certain FATED game has installed itself on your computer?
CC: I am assuming it has.
CC: Well due to FATE it seems you are FATED to help me escape doomsday with that game!
TI: WELL OK @ G@ME TOT@LLY DiD @ND i S@W iT BUT M@YBE iT W@S @ ViRUS iM NOT VERY GOOD WiTH COMPUTERS
TI: BUT i DONT TRUST @NYTHiNG TH@T COMES UP WiTHOUT ME TELLiNG iT TO!
TI: @ND UH M@YBE BUT? i CLiCKED THE G@ME @ND PRESSED SERVER BEC@USE iT W@S THE FiRST ONE TO POP UP @ND NOW iM CONFUSED
TI: iT W@NTS @ CLiENT PL@YER?? SO i JUST LEFT iT UP @ND DECiDED TH@T iTS TOO COMPLiC@TED
TI: i DONT EVEN PL@Y G@MES OK!
CC: Well that's reassuring to hear.
CC: I'm your client player! And I'm very sure that this isn't a virus.
TI: OK i DiDNT @SK FOR THiS THiS iSNT F@iR! WH@T iF i DiDNT W@NT @ ST@RFiSH GERM@N PL@YiNG @ G@ME WiTH ME HUH?
TI: BUT OK iLL PL@Y BEC@USE iTS KiND OF HOT iN THiS ROOM @ND iM ST@RTiNG TO GET KiND@ SC@RED
CC: Oh, pull your socks up, you'll be fine.
CC: Here, I'll boot up my game right now.
CC: DAS BOOT it up! Ahaha.
TI: UM i DiDNT GET YOUR JOKE SO STOP L@UGHiNG
CC: Just forget that I said anything.
CC: Are you implying that you've been acting mean.
TI: NO! NOT @T @LL! iTS JUST iT SOUNDS @ LiTTLE RUDE TO JUST FORGET SOMETHiNG TH@T SOMEONE S@iD YOU KNOW?
TI: OK BUT i BOOT THiS UP @ND i H@VE NO CLUE HOW TO CONNECT iT TO YOU BUT iLL DO MY BEST!
TI: UM OK BUT ONLY iF YOU PROMiSE NOT TO BE RUDE
TI: OK iM PRESSiNG ENTER! i HOPE MY GRUBTOP DOESNT EXPLODE
TI: @ND WHO@ WHO@ WHO@ UH
TI: iM RE@LLY CONFUSED @M i LOOKiNG @T YOU?
TI: @M i SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKiNG @T YOU?
TI: BUT UH i ME@N i GUESS i SHOULDVE GUESSED BUT NOW i KNOW
TI: YOURE NOT @ TROLL @RE YOU?
TI: i SHOULDVE KNOWN ONCE YOU DiDNT KNOW WHO i W@S!
CC: Ahh, and the truth comes out.
CC: So you're one of those aliens.
TI: EHH? NO, TH@TS YOU! YOURE THE @LiEN!
CC: We're both aliens, technically.
TI: i REFUSE TO BE L@BELED @S @LiEN! iT SOUNDS GROSS
TI: (i thought th@t w@s @ censor fuck)
TI: @RE @LL GERM@NS THiS MESSY? @ND GROSS?
TI: SORRY i S@iD TH@T RE@LLY POORLY!
CC: I haven't had a chance to clean up recently.
CC: You should be ashamed.
TI: NO iM DONE @POLOGiZiNG TO YOU YOURE JUST ME@N @BOUT iT!
TI: LON@Mi G@L@MiS PUTTiNG HER FOOT DOWN!
TI: BUT YOU SHOULD PiCK UP YOUR CLOTHES!
TI: @ND PROB@BLY W@SH THEM THEY LOOK YUCKY
TI: OH W@iT UNLESS YOURE TOO POOR TO W@SH THEM
CC: Ach, I don't have time for this.
TI: OH NO DiD i JUST S@Y SOMETHiNG ME@N?
CC: You can move them away if you want.
CC: I can't do it as fast as you can.
CC: Then again, you said you don't play games.
CC: Okay, don't touch anything for a minute.
CC: I will move these clothes aside.
CC: Because I'd like to get a move on, if possible.
TI: OH! TH@NKS TH@T W@S RE@LLY SWEET OF YOU
TI: @ND YES OK! iLL HURRY UP SO W@iT YOU MOVED SOME STUFF
TI: @ND i H@VE @LL THESE BUTTONS UP HERE
TI: UM OK? i ME@N i DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THEM BUT i GUESS iF i JUST PRESS EVERYTHiNG iLL FiGURE iT OUT
CC: But here's what you should try to do:
CC: There are some machines you need to deploy. Deploy them.
TI: YOU C@N JUST S@Y PUT iN YOUR ROOM BEC@USE TH@T F@NCY WORD iSNT NEEDED OK?
TI: i THiNK i FOUND ONE LET ME CLiCK iT
TI: OH SHOOT i @CTU@LLY H@VE TO PUT iT DOWN UHHH
TI: WHERE DO i PUT iT JUST HERE?
CC: Just put it anywhere.
TI: ON THiS SiLLY CUTE LUMPY THiNG?
TI: WiTH CUTE LiTTLE THROW PiLLOWS ON iT?
TI: iT LOOKS LiKE @ GOOD PL@CE!
CC: Ach ach ach ach ach ach.
TI: OK THERE @RE TWO MORE iLL TRY TO FiND BETTER PL@CES
CC: Please just put them ON THE FLOOR if possible!
CC: Look at all this wood.
TI: iLL TRY MY BEST! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
TI: iTS SORT OF PRiMiTiVE!
TI: W@iT OH GOSH i C@N LOOK @ROUND YOUR WHOLE ENTiRE HiVE!
TI: iTS... @ LOT BiGGER TH@N i EXPECTED? LiKE iTS NOT @S BiG @S MiNE BUT TH@TS TO BE EXPECTED
TI: M@YBE i C@N PUT SOME OF THE THiNGS @ROUND HERE?
TI: SO iTS NOT iN TH@T ROOM YOURE iN? WOULD TH@T BE BETTER?
CC: That would be lovely.
CC: Hurry a little, if you can.
TI: OK! YE@H OK iM HURRYiNG
TI: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ND THERE! WHEW i GOT THiS SECOND WEiRDO LOOKiNG ONE
TI: i PUT iT iN THE BiG ROOM LiKE iN THE MiDDLE i THiNK M@YBE?
TI: @ND LET ME PUT iTS FRiEND MR. PL@TFORMY LOOKiNG DOOD@D NEXT TO iT!
CC: You are clicking a mouse.
CC: Don't strain yourself.
TI: UH i H@VE @ SLiM GRUBTOP @ND iM USiNG @ TR@CKP@D SO H@!
TI: YOU DONT KNOW MY LiFE!
TI: BUT OK @LL THESE LiTTLE THiNGiES @RE OUT @ND iN THE OPEN @ND THEY LOOK RE@LLY MYSTERiOUS UH
TI: iS TH@T THE JUMBLE YOU USE FOR YOUR @POLOGY?
TI: i THiNK iT iS! i REMEMBERED ☆～（ゝ。∂）
CC: Lucky you, I just helped my other new chum do this a minute ago, so I can tell you we need to open the cruxtruder.
TI: UHM? WHiCH ONE iS TH@T 【・ヘ・?】
CC: The lid that I'm going to open right now.
TI: OH! THE G@ME TOLD ME WHEN i PiCKED THEM UP i SHOULDVE KNOWN
TI: @ND OK ER GOOD LUCK WiTH TH@T
TI: iT LOOKS KiND OF H@RD TO OPEN BY iTSELF
CC: Yah, I'm not having much luck here.
CC: BB made it look so easy.
TI: TH@TS OK! LON@Mi G@L@Mi iS HERE TO HELP!
TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
TI: OK UHM WOW THiS FOOD iTEM LOOKS PRETTY ROCK SOLiD
TI: i DONT KNOW iF iTS SOLiD ENOUGH TO BRE@K SOMETHiNG OPEN BUT i THiNK iLL THROW iT @T iT @NYW@Y
CC: We'll just have to see, now won't we?
TI: ER OK TH@T DiDNT WORK SORRY! BUT iTS OK i H@VE @ B@CKUP PL@N
TI: YOUR REFRiGER@TOR LOOKS SUPER HE@VY SO i THiNK iLL JUST USE TH@T iNSTE@D OK?
TI: UNLESS YOU H@VE @ BETTER iDE@ DONT YELL @T ME OK?
TI: @@@@@ND HERE iT iS! iLL TRY TO @iM iT SO i DONT BRE@K @NYTHiNG iMPORT@NT
TI: LOOK iTS BUSTED OPEN!
TI: iT WORKED! NOW YOU GOTT@ USE @ JUMBLE TH@T ME@NS TH@NK YOU OR ELSE iLL BE VERY UPSET!
TI: WHO@@ iTS FL@SHiNG MORE TH@N YOUR N@ME ON THE TROLLi@N LiST! (@ @ @)
TI: @ND YES! THOUGH TH@TS NOT RE@LLY @ BiG JUMBLE SO YOU SHOULD M@KE UP @ BETTER ONE FOR TH@NK YOU
TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
CC: Okay, I'll just put that on my to-do list.
TI: OK SO OBViOUSLY iT W@NTS SOMETHiNG WH@T DO i DO NOW?
TI: C@N i GET LiKE @ BRE@K OR SOMETHiNG THiS iS VERY HiGH PRESSURE!
CC: We need to put something around here in it.
CC: That's what BB did, I believe.
CC: Can I trust you with that task?
TI: TH@TS WH@T iM C@LLiNG YOU JUST NOW OK?
TI: YOU C@N TRUST ME WiTH @NYTHiNG! (⌒▽⌒)☆
TI: iT LOOKS PRETTY USEFUL TO ME!
TI: SO iTS @ LOT LiKE ME BEC@USE iM NOT DUMB EiTHER! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
CC: Okay, maybe you could run this by me first so I can check?
TI: LET ME DR@G iT ON iN!
TI: SEE LOOK iT LOOKS NiCE!
TI: @CTU@LLY i H@TE TO BE RUDE BUT i DONT C@RE WH@T YOU THiNK @BOUT THiS iM PUTTiNG THiS THiNGiE iN
CC: Where did it go what are you putting in.
TI: THiS CUTE LiTTLE B@RREL THiNG!
TI: UM TH@T DOESNT M@KE SENSE SO iM GONN@ iGNORE iT!
TI: UH YE@H iM HOLDiNG iT!
TI: WiTH MY LiTTLE MOUSE THiNGiE
TI: iT LOOKS USEFUL iTS GOiNG iN!
TI: WHO@ TH@T M@DE @ WHOLE LOTT@ NOiSE!
TI: DiD YOU S@Y SOMETHiNG ELSE H@D TO GO iN iT?
CC: Here how about I pick the next thing.
TI: OK! i GUESS TH@TS ONLY F@iR
TI: C@N i PUT iT iN THOUGH?
TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
CC: I doubt I could stop you if I tried!
CC: Do me a favor and get the skull in my room?
TI: OH UH THiS LiTTLE THiNG RiGHT HERE?
TI: iM SOOOOO GL@D TH@T THiS iSNT MY @CTU@L H@ND i DONT W@NN@ TOUCH THiS!
TI: iM GONN@ JUST CHUCK iT iN @ND GET iT OVER WiTH
TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T, CC-RiN?
TI: iS TH@T SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN? TH@T THiNG LOOKS SORT@ SC@RY
CC: That's exactly what's supposed to happen. I think.
CC: We can just ignore that.
CC: If it leaves me alone, ach.
TI: OK LETS JUST KEEP GOiNG
TI: iM GONN@ THROW THiS CH@iR @T iT TO KEEP iT @W@Y
TI: SELF DEFENSE CL@SSES! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
TI: @LW@YS iMPORT@NT TO T@KE
CC: Stop throwing things! You're beind a screen, you're fine.
TI: iM PROTECTiNG YOU!!! YOU SHOULD BE GR@TEFUL
CC: Give me the pre-punched card, please!
CC: We don't have a lot of time.
TI: WH@T EX@CTLY iS TH@T?
TI: NEVERMiND i H@D TO PRESS THE @RROW THiNG
TI: YOU STiLL H@VE TO FiX TH@T ONE! BUT WERE UNDER PRESSURE SO iLL LET iT SLiDE FOR NOW
CC: You've just about helped all you can. I'm going to work this... Lathe.
TI: EHH? iF YOURE TELLiNG ME TO L@THER MY H@iR, i L@THER RiNSE @ND REPE@T EVERY TiME i SHOWER! SO NO REMiNDERS NEEDED
TI: BUT OK! GOOD LUCK i GUESS? iM @LW@YS HERE TO HELP SO LET ME KNOW! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
CC: This is how it works, I believe...
TI: DO i H@VE TO DO THiS iN THE FUTURE TOO? @LL BY MYSELF?
CC: You should study. You're going to have to do this soon.
TI: i H@TE STUDYiNG! i NEVER H@D TO STUDY FOR MY SCHOOL @ND i W@S @T THE TOP OF MY CL@SS @NYW@Y!
TI: iLL P@SSiVELY W@TCH @ND HOPE FOR THE BEST
CC: Whatever. it's your life on the line, pal.
TI: HW@@@@@@H! HOW CRUEL!
CC: I'm putting the totem in the Alchemiter.
CC: Shoes are not was I was expecting.
TI: THiS G@ME GiVES YOU @ P@iR OF SHOES FOR PL@YiNG?
TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
CC: BB broke the item he recieved.
CC: Do I have to break in these shoes?
TI: WELL YOU COULD BRE@K THEM iN?
TI: TH@T W@Y THEYRE MORE COMFORT@BLE!
CC: Do you really think I should put them on?
CC: That seems to simple...
TI: BUT iT COULD TOT@LLY WORK? i ME@N WH@T ELSE @RE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WiTH SHOES?
CC: They don't look like my size.
TI: @ND YOURE SUPPOSED TO BRE@K THEM?
TI: M@YBE YOU COULD STiCK THEM iN @ MiCROW@VE! TH@T BRE@KS EVERYTHiNG
TI: DOES YOUR R@CE H@VE MiCROW@VES?
TI: HOW S@D! TH@T WOULDVE BEEN E@SY!
TI: STOP WiNKiNG @T ME iTS WEiRD!
CC: Ach. You're so thick.
TI: EEEK! @M NOT! MY FiGURES SLiM @ND WELL M@iNT@iNED!
TI: OK TH@TS STUPiD BEC@USE YOU DiDNT EVEN SL@M YOUR HE@D ON YOUR DESK
CC: It's a figure of speech. Would you like me to slam my face into my phone.
TI: iF iTLL M@KE YOU FEEL BETTER @BOUT BEiNG @ Li@R!
CC: I might as well just put these on.
TI: W@LK @ROUND FOR @ BiT!
TI: DO YOU H@VE @NY @CiD @ROUND? iT MiGHT HELP
CC: Why? Do you think we should get high?
TI: HUH? NO! GiVE HUGS, NOT DRUGS!
TI: LiKE THE BURNY STUFF!
CC: Yes, I know what you meant.
CC: Here I'm doing the thing.
CC: Did something happen?
CC: Something should happen.
TI: i THiNK SOMETHiNG H@PPENED? BUT i C@NT KNOW FOR CERT@iN
TI: LET ME LOOK OUTSiDE YOUR HiVE RE@LLY QUiCKLY
TI: SUPER BRiGHT @ND BURSTiNG WiTH @ BUNCH@ LiKE
TI: ELECTRiCiTY!!! iS THiS WH@T YOUR PL@NET LOOKS LiKE?
TI: i HOPE TH@TS SUPPOSED TO H@PPEN BEC@USE
TI: YOU MiGHT W@NN@ T@KE @ LOOK
TI: JUST @ HELPFUL HiNT FROM YOURS TRULY!
TI: iT HURTS MY OCUL@R RECEPTORS! W@@@@@@H!
CC: Maybe you should go work on not dying while I go check this development out.
TI: OH!! YE@H SHOOTiE! i NEED TO DO THiS NOW DONT i?
TI: @ND THE OTHER PERSON WiLL HELP ME RiGHT?
TI: MY HiVE iS RE@LLY HOT RiGHT NOW OK (´∩｀。)
CC: There aren't any meteors coming here so I'm pretty sure I'm safe, at least.
TI: TH@TS @LL i NEED TO KNOW! GOOD LUCK CC-RiN!
TI: FiND @ P@iR OF SUNGL@SSES iF YOU C@N
TI: HELPFUL @DViCE FROM LON@-RiN!
TI: ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
TI: YOURE SUPER DUPER WELCOME!!!!!!!
TI: T@LK TO YOU L@TER OK?
-- tidalIdol [TI] ceased pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 00:04 --
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