==> Talk to your awesome Monk Bro
[11:56] BB: How you doing badass monk bro!
[11:56] NL: i am doing quite well, thank you for asking.
[11:56] NL: may i ask you the same?
[11:58] BB: Yeah! I'm wet as a motherfucker, but that's okay
[11:58] BB: Hey question for you my brotha
[11:58] BB: You like cookies?
[11:59] NL: i've only had the sugar cookie ones my mother used to make.
[11:59] NL: and asian pastries...
[11:59] NL: but i do like sweets, so yes?
[12:00] NL: is the question relevant somehow?
[12:00] BB: Yes! I got something for you then ;D
[12:00] NL: i am under the impression you're giving me cookies.
[12:00] NL: are you giving me cookies?
[12:01] BB: This is the code for cookies 83
[12:01] NL: oh goodness, that's very generous of you.
[12:01] NL: i gratefully accept.
[12:02] BB: It's fresh baked
[12:02] BB: Chocolate chip
[12:02] BB: be careful though it may be hot
[12:02] BB: If you had some milk it'll be even better!
[12:02] NL: unfortunately i still don't have a punch designix deployed, but i shall get to alchemitizing them as soon as the machine is available.
[12:03] NL: um, i am afraid i don't have fresh baked goods to return your favor.
[12:03] NL: just an awful lot of stored rations.
[12:03] NL: would you like some vegetables and grains?
[12:04] NL: i was thinking of perhaps making some roasted potatoes while waiting for riziee to be available again.
[12:04] NL: if you'd like those instead, or chestnuts, i can cook them now.
[12:07] BB: Oh no it's fine! You don't have to
[12:07] BB: I would like them
[12:07] BB: but haha I'm nowehre near my house now!
[12:07] NL: might as well, right? you may encounter another chance later.
[12:07] NL: it's just letters and numbers now.
[12:07] BB: Awwwwwww Lars!
[12:08] BB: If you were here I would be hugging you right now
[12:08] BB: Probably noogie too
[12:08] BB: but hugging you down like the bro you are!
[12:10] NL: i do not mind the hugs, what what is a noogie?
[12:10] BB: A noogie is a bonding technique
[12:10] BB: Where I put you in a headlock
[12:10] BB: and rustle your hair
[12:10] BB: uvu get it nice and messy
[12:10] BB: make you look like a badass!
[12:11] NL: a headlock is a bonding technique?
[12:11] NL: i suppose us monks did used to spar for bettering our bonds, but i had no idea the headlock was a specific technique.
[12:12] NL: i will be certain to give you the swiftest and most effective headlocking if we do meet in the future.
[12:16] BB: You think so? I think I got the best headlock since Hulk Hogan buddy
[12:16] BB: >w> Think you can handle this ~
[12:18] NL: i will do my best.
[12:18] NL: though, since you said you are wet, does this mean you have ventured out into your land?
[12:19] NL: because i am planning on crossing the first gate soon myself.
[12:19] NL: after i get some better equipments, of course.
[12:19] BB: Yeaaah I'm out an about trying to see if I could like find some more imps for grists!
[12:19] BB: or maybe an apple
[12:19] BB: I would kill an ogre for an apple
[12:19] BB: but apparently I can't fight them anymore unu
[12:24] NL: and um, would you like the code for a barrel of apples?
[12:24] NL: they were supposed to go into soup.
[12:24] NL: so they're rather sour.
[12:25] BB: Well kinda got punched off a cliff by one and everyone was just OH NO YOU CANT DO THAT ANYMORE
[12:25] BB: I'm all like please
[12:25] BB: I can fight four ogres at once but nooooo
[12:25] BB: Anyways uvu apples would be divine!
[12:25] NL: ogres are rather strong... but not that strong, right?
[12:25] NL: or perhaps you had encountered a particularly powerful one.
[12:25] BB: I guess, but you know more strengths in numbers right?
[12:26] NL: i did notice that they change difficulty based on their color or prototyping.
[12:26] NL: maybe your land simply has less enemies, but stronger?
[12:26] NL: and for the sack of apples...
[12:26] NL: give me a moment to extract them.
[12:27] BB: Meeeh that's too much work to think about I'll just kick all their asses regardless!
[12:27] BB: And THANK YOU!
[12:27] NL: you're welcome.
[12:27] NL: and just be careful.
[12:27] BB: I am careful!
[12:28] NL: maybe it would be helpful to let you know that the ogres' weakpoints are mostly on their heads?
[12:28] NL: they have very weak knees too, granted.
[12:28] NL: i would suggest attacking from somewhere higher than them, but it might be difficult on your land with so much rain.
[12:29] BB: I'll give it a shot!
[12:29] NL: what is your strife specibus?
[12:29] BB: I use guantlets O:
[12:29] NL: hand to hand combat?
[12:29] NL: that might not be the smartest against ogres.
[12:29] BB: It works though uvu
[12:30] NL: if you jump, yes.
[12:30] NL: perhaps you need to alchemitzer some sort of strengthened boots.
[12:30] NL: just so you won't pulverize the bones of your legs when you land.
[12:30] NL: perhaps... what are those called...
[12:30] NL: bouncy balls?
[12:30] NL: the fun rubber toys that flies all over the room if you throw it?
[12:30] BB: Bouncy balls! But Lars! I'll be fine!
[12:31] NL: maybe you can merge that with shoes...
[12:31] BB: I mean come on I'm Kamen Rider Miracle
[12:31] NL: gosh, i wish i have a superball.
[12:31] NL: and uh, miracle?
[12:31] NL: miracles are either granted by divine power or they are simply acts of such extraordinary power the normal folks can't understand.
[12:32] NL: miracles doesn't mean you should just close your eyes and hope for the best like a blind sheep to the slaughter house, hank.
[12:32] NL: i wish you'd be more mindful about getting into danger.
[12:32] BB: My eyes are wide open bro!
[12:32] BB: Relax and watch me make the impossible possible!
[12:32] NL: you know what i mean.
[12:33] NL: i can't do that.
[12:33] BB: I dooo, but what's the worse that could happen to me >w>
[12:33] NL: will you be able to relax if i told you to relax while i jump off some horrible cliffside?
[12:35] BB: Well why would you be jumping off a cliff?? O:
[12:35] NL: why would YOU?
[12:36] NL: the cliff is the metaphorical dangerous situations, by the way.
[12:36] NL: i am not sure if i am paraphrasing this properly.
[12:36] BB: I would jump off a cliff
[12:36] BB: just to get to the other side most likely
[12:36] NL: jumping off a cliff gets you splattered to the ground.
[12:37] NL: looking for a bridge, however, gets you to the other side.
[12:38] NL: hank, imagine this:
[12:38] NL: you are standing on top of a mountain, while i am standing on the side road at the side of the mountain.
[12:38] NL: you can see further than i can, alright?
[12:39] NL: and here i am, on the edge of a steep cliff, saying that i should jump down to get across.
[12:39] NL: you tell me no, that there is a bridge ahead of me of an undetermined distance that would be safer.
[12:39] NL: and likely not kill me.
[12:39] NL: but since i can't see the bridge, nor do i know where it is, i tell you to relax and just watch.
[12:39] NL: while i prepare to jump to what could be my end.
[12:39] NL: how would you feel?
[12:40] BB: I would tell you to hold off on it
[12:40] BB: and let me go first
[12:40] BB: to see if it's dangerous or not
[12:40] NL: no, no. you can't move from your mountain top.
[12:40] NL: be it because you are stuck, or because someone else depends on you there.
[12:41] NL: you can't help me beyond verbal speeches.
[12:41] NL: you would be helpless, and watch.
[12:41] BB: Welll why can't I move? That be pretty silly if I was just standing there
[12:41] BB: I can't let you have all the fun now can I
[12:41] NL: well, i can't move to where you are right now, can i?
[12:41] NL: do you see where i'm drawing the examples from?
[12:41] NL: or are you fleeing from understanding?
[12:42] NL: i can't do much, and i realized that i can do very, very little since this game started.
[12:42] NL: i can't help any of the players, and i can't even help riziee who seems to be alone and in a bit of predicament on her land.
[12:43] NL: i can only try and make you understand why recklessness is a poor choice, a fool's route.
[12:43] NL: sure, you may be invincible.
[12:43] NL: you might be lucky.
[12:43] NL: but there is no 100% in anything.
[12:43] NL: if in that 0.00001% change out of a million that you died, what will happen to your co-players?
[12:43] NL: how would this affect the game?
[12:44] NL: we already lost someone, right? agriel?
[12:44] NL: i just don't want something to happen to you, if you could have prevented it somehow.
[12:44] NL: and telling me 'don't worry' with your kitten face doesn't change the fates.
[12:44] NL: i hope i am not being harsh.
[12:45] NL: i am just... a little terrified imagining what could happen by simple mistakes or lack of foresight.
[12:45] BB: Nah it's cool, you're just worried and all. No harm done dude, speak your mind!
[12:45] BB: Sounds scary don't it????
[12:45] NL: i have spoken my mind.
[12:45] NL: thank you for listening.
[12:45] NL: but, um. how much of that are you processing?
[12:46] BB: and I have to saaay
[12:46] NL: you are not going to tell me 'it's going to be fine'.
[12:46] NL: or 'don't worry'.
[12:46] NL: the world ended, and i have my mother's ghost as my guide.
[12:47] NL: this is not a 'it's going to be ok' situation.
[12:47] NL: this is mayhem.
[12:47] NL: this is some horrible karmatic retribution of the universe and i-
[12:47] NL: my mother just told me to stop being a dramatic teenager.
[12:47] NL: was i being dramatic?
[12:47] BB: I was going to say I don't see why can't do much?
[12:48] BB: Like I get it
[12:48] BB: it's hell on earth right now and everything
[12:48] NL: aha, there isn't even an earth left...
[12:48] BB: But we're still alive
[12:48] BB: We can rebuild earth
[12:49] NL: if we all stay alive.
[12:49] NL: do you see where i am going?
[12:49] NL: you need to stay alive, not by the power of miracle, but by your own carefulness and strength.
[12:49] BB: My strength is the miracle silly!
[12:49] BB: I can't just sit around and plan things out
[12:50] NL: you are not a god yet, silly hank.
[12:50] NL: you can't make miracles as you are.
[12:50] BB: I don't need to be a god to make Miracles
[12:50] BB: I'm more than a God!
[12:50] NL: of course you do.
[12:50] BB: I'm a Kamen Rider
[12:50] BB: You just need to have a bid more faith in your friends
[12:50] BB: Just like how I got faith in you
[12:50] NL: i trust you, hank.
[12:50] NL: but it's not blind faith.
[12:51] BB: If you trust me, then believe in me
[12:51] BB: I won't die I made countless
[12:51] BB: and I literally mean countless promises
[12:51] BB: I can't break a promise it ain't manly
[12:51] BB: I don't want to hear that you can't do much anymore though
[12:52] NL: my mother promised she wouldn't die before, you know.
[12:52] NL: i really can't do a lot, it's the truth.
[12:52] NL: it doesn't mean i won't try to do as much as i can.
[12:52] BB: That's what I wanted to hear now! There you go!
[12:53] BB: When you try you won't believe the things that you can do
[12:53] BB: And with a little more unf! You won't believe the things you'll accomplish!
[12:53] NL: i get this odd feeling this is only the start of my many attempts to have you understand that i wasn't losing faith.
[12:53] NL: see... i can say i am rather strong, and the reason i can say it was because of the years of training i have had as a child.
[12:53] NL: i won't say -and can't say- that i'm strong simply because i believe.
[12:54] BB: I'll do it for you uvuv
[12:54] NL: i have no rights to say that, it would be insulting to someone that had put in a lot of effort in physical training.
[12:54] NL: i suppose you'll understand eventually.
[12:54] NL: just believing isn't always enough.
[12:55] NL: you can't just believe and wish an apple tree would magically grow from your front doors, you have to go plant the seed yourself.
[12:55] NL: whichever the case, have you tried alchemitizing weapons yet?
[12:57] BB: Course I have
[12:57] BB: how else would I have these badass gauntlets right here
[12:57] NL: do you have any advices?
[12:58] NL: what kind of item combinations seem to work, for one.
[12:58] NL: and for two, maybe ways to make a laptop 'more portable'?
[12:58] NL: i can't imagine what to do, i don't wear glasses.
[12:58] NL: and i don't like the idea of having a screen so close to my eyes while fighting.
[12:58] NL: i wish i can have it on a monitor on my arm, or something.
[12:59] BB: Like a wrist band or something
[12:59] BB: you got one of those right?
[12:59] BB: What if you combined the two
[12:59] BB: and the computer works like a hologram
[12:59] NL: a wrist band... like the ones tennis players wear?
[12:59] NL: we don't have those.
[12:59] NL: i can sew one, i suppose, but i don't have the time.
[01:00] BB: No like a wrist gautnlet armor thing!
[01:01] NL: there used to be old armors in the vault, but they didn't get transported over to the medium.
[01:04] NL: i have those.
[01:04] NL: do you think it'll work?
[01:04] NL: it's not like i can read what's on my forehead, right?
[01:04] NL: i should have prototyped a computer.
[01:05] NL: what do you have for a computer?
[01:05] NL: perhaps a phone?
[01:06] BB: I got an iphone and I already fused my laptop
[01:06] BB: with my shades
[01:06] BB: talking to you hands free baby!
[01:06] NL: oh, that's convenient.
[01:06] NL: can you see ahead of you, though?
[01:07] BB: Yeah the screen is transparent soooo
[01:07] BB: 8D It makes things easy
[01:08] NL: i wonder what happens if i merge it with my headphones?
[01:08] NL: some sort of talking device, i suppose.
[01:08] BB: You could try!
[01:09] BB: Better than nothing ye?
[01:10] NL: i hope it's not too grist-consuming.
[01:11] NL: i've heard experimenting could be wasteful.
[01:11] BB: yeee that's why I just did my computers and my shades
[01:11] BB: and my gauntlets uvu
[01:12] BB: Just to be on the safe side
[01:13] NL: i will try with what i have, i suppose.
[01:13] BB: Let's do it! Well you do it!
[01:13] BB: You can do it Kamen Rider New Meteor!
[01:14] NL: is that my name?
[01:14] NL: oh, is that a nickname?
[01:14] BB: Your Kamen Rider title!
[01:14] NL: what does that mean, though?
[01:15] NL: meteors don't really have the best significance in our current situation, right?
[01:15] BB: There was a Kamen Rider like yourself
[01:15] BB: that practiced in techniques at a dojo! Named Kamen Rider Meteor
[01:16] BB: You are the new Meteor
[01:16] BB: Kamen Rider New Meteor
[01:16] NL: i didn't study at a dojo.
[01:16] NL: alright, if you think it's suitable.
[01:17] BB: It's super suitable~!
[01:17] BB: Your special attack
[01:17] BB: METEOR SHOWER EXTREME BLAST ATTACK
[01:18] NL: that sounds very powerful.
[01:18] NL: not quite sure it's physically possible, but the name is exciting.
[01:19] BB: Do it! That's your new attack
[01:20] NL: i'll try my best to live up to that extravagant title, then.
[01:22] NL: oh another note, i best get going.
[01:22] NL: seems like i will have plenty of chances to try achieving that special attack now.
[01:22] BB: Imps coming your way???
[01:23] NL: i really, really hope my weapon holds out.
[01:23] BB: Kick their asses
[01:23] -- nelumboLoom [NL] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 01:23 --