Ore sanjou!

[bombasticbrave]

>Hank: Get Motivated

It would seem that Elsu was doing well in his world; Hank thought that was good. Honestly, he was happy that his buddy was able to get along with his snake friends. Despite his joyfulness, Hank could not muster up a smile. In Hank’s situation, smiling just wouldn’t feel right. The bright side was that Hank had finally stopped tumbling downwards. . He wanted to move, to get up and go, but his body just would not listen to him. “Man…” The only thing Hank could do at this point was to look up at the clouded sky, watching it disperse a never ending supply of rain. Hank was getting drenched, but what could he do? He was in pain, far too much pain to get back on his feet. The scenery wasn’t doing him any good either. The whole environment was just gloomy, there was no sunshine to brighten up the day. The clouds were blocking the blue sky, or at least Hank assume that the sky was blue in his world. The ground was muddy, and Hank was in pain of course. There was just nothing to give Hank motivation to continue on, until he said those words.

“….I have to pee.”

Hank’s body reacted when he said those words. At first it was just a little wiggle of the fingers, then the toes, and finally the whole foot. It wasn’t long until his legs tried to move. There was hope yet. Hank’s foot dragged along the mud, trying to get into position. The body was wearing out, moving was wasting energy and delivering pain; this pain was like a needle dipped in a venom then dug into the flesh. Despite this agony, Hank continue to get back on his feet. Hank was not going to lay here, Hank would allow himself to be in this grim place. Slowly Hank arisen from the ground, and surely Hank was back on that his feet. The muscles within the legs were tightening, throbbing, but Hank was going to ignore this. He had to ignore all of it, he refused to let it end here. He was going to drain the dragon, and nothing was going to stop it.

“Come on, move. Go. Accelerate, Go! God dammit I did not wasted minutes getting up, feeling good for a brief moment just to piss my pants. I will not piss my pants. No.  Just no. Now go! GO”

He took a step, then another, and another. Soon Hank was limping and walking through the hard rain.  The broken arm of Hank dangled around as Hank continued onwards. He wasn’t really sure if the thing was actually broken, for all he knew it could have been fractured. Though, Hank wasn’t a doctor. If it was up to Hank, he would just say that it was a baby bruise and went on with his day. Once Hank completes his mission and drain the snake, he would have to look into fixing this arm.

[affablebarista]

Elsu: Check in with Hank.

Hank and Elsu check in with each other right after entering their first gates. Elsu follows a trail of blood to a town and finds Auntie about to kill the sheriff. (might go back and make a solo post about it later)

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[bombasticbrave]

Hank: Pester Rita and go through the First Gate

The connection went dead after a while, you blamed it on the heavy raining on your world, but soon it went back up! You decided to talk to your good friend Rita once more!

[10:35] -- bombasticBrave [BB] began pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 22:35 --

[10:36] BB: Riiita!!! 83 Hiya

[10:37] CC: Hello again!

[10:38] CC: I see you're as excited as always.

[10:38] BB: Of course! I get to finally go through the first gate! Get to your land, and we're gonna dance!

[10:38] CC: Sure sure!

[10:39] CC: Das is gut!

[10:39] BB: I'll teach ya how to master the fine arts of twerking

[10:41] CC: Oh my.

[10:41] CC: Is that some kind of ethnic thing.

[10:43] BB: Naaah

[10:43] BB: I don't think anyone can twerk!

[10:44] BB: Kinda like shimmying

[10:44] BB: except with the booty

[10:45] CC: Remarkable!

[10:45] BB: Hows that stairway to heaven going by the way O:

[10:47] CC: Almost there! You could probably start climbing if you're not still bleeding to death.

  You had to admit, Rita did a lot better job at building things than you did with Kamen Rider D. These stairs looked safe enough for you to walk on. You wanted to take your time since you were in an incredible amount of pain, and injuries that could still open at any given moment.

  [10:49] BB: No worries, the blood stop for the most part! 8D I just need to be careful!

[10:51] BB: And I'm always careful :3 Buuut

[10:51] BB: Do you know if it's still thundering and raining out

[10:53] CC: Sure you are!

[10:53] CC: Well... hm... yes, tho.

[10:54] CC: It looks to be a permanent feature of your land.

[10:54] CC: But I'm not a fancy-pants wearing scientist who knows these things.

[10:55] BB: Awwwww. But I gotta walk up there though DX

[10:57] BB: You think we can wait tilll like I don't know >w> Morning

[10:58] CC: Of course we can. I'm sure the ogres would really love some Hank for breakfast.

[10:58] BB: I already defeated two! I can defeat a third DX

[11:00] CC: And it was very heroic. If you want to wait that long then, I can not really stop you can I, ahaha!

[11:00] CC: But who knows when morning will come!

[11:00] CC: *waves hands about mysteriously*

[11:04] BB: You really think it was heroic? O: hehehehe! Well it wasn't much, got my arm broken, but I still won!

[11:04] BB: Alright! I'll walk those stairs~!

[11:10] BB: I am regretting this Dx

[11:12] CC: I don't know what you mean, you look like you're handling this really great.

[11:13] BB: Yeah your not the one climbing up in a storm >.> And I'm really high

[11:13] CC: Oh, I see now ;)

[11:14] CC: Hehehe, all joking aside! Achtung! Let's hope the rain doesn't open any of your cuts, ya?

[11:15] BB: What does Achtung means???! And no worries! Even if it does bleed I'm immortal 8D

[11:18] CC: Achtung barely means anything, don't worry your little head about it.

[11:18] CC: You need to invest all of your energy in that immortality.

[11:19] CC: Be careful to also not slip!

[11:20] CC: Or get struck by lightning!

[11:20] CC: ;)

[11:20] BB: NOW YOU TELL ME

[11:20] BB: DX

[11:21] BB: I'll just

[11:21] BB: walk on all four

[11:21] BB: or threee

[11:21] BB: Come on Rita that's not funny!

[11:22] CC: Oh, ehehe, sorry sorry!

[11:22] BB: You are totally enjoying this right now

  Why did your land have to be full of storms. Why did your land have to have harsh rain when you were climbing upwards, why was there thunder...wait thunder? OH GOD THERE WAS THUNDER.

  [11:22] BB: EEP!

[11:25] CC: Just keep going, I'm sure it won't hit you.

[11:26] BB: You think so?

[11:26] CC: If you're hearing thunder that means the lightning isn't hitting you! :)

[11:27] CC: True fact.

[11:28] CC: I'm not sure how to describe what you're doing right now, but just keep on doing it!

[11:28] BB: o-okay okay! I'm heading up there

[11:28] CC: Go go!

[11:29] BB: I think I see the gate!

[11:29] CC: Already!

[11:30] BB: I think I don't know there's like clouds! And thunder and can I cme down now DX

[11:31] CC: Sure thing, exit's right over here.

[11:31] CC: A comfy little drop down to some lovely house chunks.

[11:32] BB: You're not making this better! Dx

[11:32] BB: Okay Fine! I'll climb

[11:33] CC: Do you really really want to come down?

[11:36] BB: Kinda too late now! H-hehe, might as well go through with no regrets right?

[11:37] CC: I certainly have none.

[11:39] BB: Well. If the wind picks up and I fall to my doom and all! Do me this one favor will ya :3 Lars got me a code for some baked potatoes

[11:39] BB: and I still haven't tried them yet, soooo if you speak to him! Tell him I fucked loved them! Cause I bet ya there good

[11:39] BB: their* They're* whatevahs

[11:45] CC: Aye aye.

[11:46] CC: I'll mark it on your grave.

[11:47] BB: Make my grave look badass!

[11:47] CC: Here lies Hank: Baked Potato 10/10 score, would reccommend.

[11:48] BB: Awe yeah! Died as I lived!

[11:48] BB: As an Epic badasss!

[11:49] CC: Culinary critic extrodenaire.

[11:50] BB: ;) expect anything less?

[11:51] CC: Not at all!

[11:52] CC: Since you're not making any progress towards death... how close do you think you are to the gate ;)

[11:52] BB: REally close! I can actually see it! Just a few more, okay! I'm gonna try and make a run fo rit

[11:53] BB: fo rit haha that makes me laugh but anyways

[11:53] BB: Gonna bolt it in 3

[11:53] BB: 2

[11:53] BB: 1

  Despite your condition, you stood up and made a run for it! It was probably a bad idea since your ankle was only getting worse by the second, but no fear! Everything was going to be worth it once you get through that Gate! You’ll be with Rite! You’ll be warm! You’ll have food! And you’ll have a friend with you! You closed in on the gate, and leaped straight through it....

  [11:54] CC: Go go! Ahaha how fun!

[11:56] BB: OH FUUUUUUC

 [11:56] -- bombasticBrave [BB] ceased pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 23:56 –

......and once you passed through it, you found yourself STILL in your land. Not only that, but you are now located on in a glen (A wooded/forest infested valley for those who don’t know!) and started to roll and tumble straight down it. Why? Well it was your bright idea to jump through the gate, and it’s quite easy to slip up and fall straight down...good going.

[bombasticbrave]

Hank: Pester the most awesome server player ever!

Once you felt like you rested enough, you begin to slowly walk through the forest. You thought it would be a good idea to check in with Rita to see how the building was coming along.

[10:43] -- bombasticBrave [BB] began pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 22:43 --

[10:44] BB: Riiiiitaaaaaaaaa

[10:44] CC: Oh!

[10:44] CC: Hank, hello.

[10:45] CC: Your message popping up kind of surprised me there ehehe.

[10:45] BB: It's beeen forever! Ahahaa! ungh I'm glad!

[10:46] CC: Yes yes, sorry about that! I've been... busy!

[10:46] CC: ;)

[10:48] BB: Same here! What you been busy with? everything going fine in your world?

[10:48] BB: :3

[10:49] CC: Well, mostly fine. It has certainly been fun, regardless!

[10:50] CC: Though it would be even better if I could hear from dear frau CC again!

[10:50] CC: *omg not cc

[10:50] CC: *TI

[10:51] CC: How have things been on your end?

[10:51] BB: haha, yeah lonami is a cool person to chillshitbut! don't worry! when she comes on you two can party!

[10:53] BB: welll it's best if you didn't know haha

[10:54] BB: b-but have you uh, build a thing to the gate?

[10:56] CC: Are you in trouble or something?

[10:56] CC: I haven't had a chance to get any major progress on that, but... I could get cracking on it if you'd like ;)

[11:00] BB: Haha naaah, I ain't; Kamensprite saved me. But yeah take your time on that! I got all day, I'll just lay on the grass

[11:00] BB: before I get home

[11:03] CC: Oh good! :)

[11:03] BB: 83 oh man what if I get transported to your world

[11:04] BB: can we eat all the cakes!

[11:05] CC: That is indeed a thing we could do, but I don't think there's anything here to bake with!

[11:05] CC: Unless we took imps and ground up their bones to make our bread! Hehehe!

[11:06] BB: We can do that?! for realie?!

[11:06] BB: you think it'll taste good?

[11:17] BB: Can you really do that with imps?! Do imp bread even taste good?

[11:20] CC: Sure, sure! I bet you can make shale bread or amber bread! All kinds!

[11:21] CC: Aside from the fact that they dissapear when you kill them. Minor detail, really.

[11:22] CC: We can probably fashion something out of their grist, though ;)

[11:23] BB: Can we?! oh man that sounds so good! Hahahaha oh man don't make me laugh!

[11:23] BB: xD it hurts

[11:24] CC: Hmhm. You're sure you're okay?

[11:26] BB: Course! You should know I'm super okay!

[11:30] CC: Of course! How could I have thought to doubt you :)

[11:30] CC: I am sorry for doubting you, Hank.

[11:31] BB: Awe yeah :3 You can make it up to me with hugs!

[11:32] BB: And possibly become my pillow

[11:34] CC: Hehehe yes yes, very well.

[11:34] CC: I hope you aren't coming on to me!

[11:36] BB: UUhhh hahaa! Rita! Haha S-such a kidder Haaa!

[11:36] CC: Hehehehehe!

[11:37] BB: None of that! XD

[11:38] CC: Fine, fine.

[11:38] CC: In any case!

[11:38] CC: Shall I build this staircase?

[11:39] CC: Or whatever kind of contraption this game can manage.

[11:39] BB: Sure! We can always do the slingy thingie idea!

[11:40] CC: It does sound pretty efficient! But what if you miss your target?

[11:41] BB: Wellll! we just gotta hope I don't miss 8D

[11:41] CC: How endearing!

[11:42] CC: You're really, really sure that you're in good enough shape to do that???

[11:42] BB: You saying I'm fat D;

[11:45] CC: Well you HAVE been going on about cake quite a lot.

[11:46] BB: Oh hey! Cake is gooood! And I have you know I got buns of steel Rita!

[11:46] BB: Buns of Steel!

[11:46] CC: Ohoho!

[11:46] CC: Well, now.

[11:46] CC: "Cheeky", aren't we? Hehehe!

[11:48] BB: Pfffft!! Hahaha! Oh man..haha Ritaaaaa please xDD

[11:50] CC: Right!

[11:50] CC: Perhaps it'd be best if just left you alone to, uh... collect yourself.

[11:50] BB: wait what does that even mean!

[11:51] CC: You seem like you're literally falling apart with these giggling fits.

[11:52] BB: I'm fineee! Your just hitting my funny bone really hard, I'm walking back to the house with gusto!

[11:54] CC: Huh! Whatever you say! :)

[11:55] BB: ;) Don't you worry I'll be there soon!

[12:05] BB: We're gonna need lots of wood! GRists! And PIE

[12:09] -- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[12:09] -- cannibalComplex [CC] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

[12:10] CC: What flavor, may I ask, did you have in mind?

[12:10] BB: Apple pie! The best kind!

[12:12] CC: That's one of your American symbols, isn't it?

[12:12] BB: Is it O: ?!

[12:12] BB: It be an awesome symbol!

[12:13] CC: Oh, I'm sure it is.

[12:13] CC: Considering what a great country it was.

[12:15] BB: Ah man when we make the world again wanna visit America??? I'll show you around! It'll be fun!

[12:16] CC: No no, that's okay, I think I'll be fine.

[12:16] BB: But Riiiiitaaaaa D:

[12:20] CC: Ach! Well, we'll just have to see when that happens.

[12:21] BB: Really! Promiseeee?

[12:25] CC: It's not like you wouldn't insist I go anyway if I didn't!

[12:28] BB: Yup!

[12:28] BB: :3

[12:30] CC: Ah well.

[12:30] BB: Okay I'm coming up! To the house right now too!

[12:30] CC: Excellent.

[12:31] CC: I hope you really know what you're doing!

[12:32] BB: I really hope so too!

[12:34] CC: Goodness.

[12:35] BB: So! Where's the Slinger!

[12:36] CC: Hank!

[12:36] BB: Wha!

[12:36] CC: I knew it!

[12:36] CC: Look at you!

[12:37] BB: Knew what!

[12:37] BB: Oh yeah you can see me can't ya

[12:37] CC: >:/

[12:37] BB: Kyaaaa I'm indecent though

[12:38] CC: Ach!

[12:39] CC: Yes yes, well! You're not in any shape to fly up through the air.

[12:39] CC: Don't you think?

[12:39] CC: Or is that not going to stop you?

[12:39] CC: Please don't tell me the latter.

[12:39] BB: Well since you said please

[12:40] BB: we can think of something else unu

[12:41] BB: But then what else can we do!

[12:44] CC: You could climb up the normal way! Not that you look like you'd fare much better trying to get up about a million flights of stairs!

[12:44] CC: Achhh.

[12:46] BB: You think sooo? :3 Okay We can do that! Is the Heater on in my house though? I'm really wet DX

[12:48] CC: I don't think we turned it off, if that's what you're asking.

[12:48] BB: Goood! I'm just gonna

[12:48] BB: lay down

[12:48] BB: and wait for stairs = w=

[12:49] CC: Good.

[12:50] CC: I hope you aren't dissapointed or anything!

[12:50] BB: Why! You're doing a great job!

[12:51] CC: Oh! Hah! Thank you. But I have a nagging feeling... that you really had your heart set out on that slingshot!

[12:53] BB: <W< hehehehe ow, you know me so well!

[12:55] CC: Hmhm! I try.

[12:57] BB: If this works

[12:57] BB: Or when it works

[12:57] BB: expect a super hard fantastic hug! From yours truly

[12:58] CC: Heh! That would be pretty hard considering how big you are, you know.

[01:00] BB: You can handle it! Oh man! Then we're gonna watch movies

[01:00] BB: eat ice cream!

[01:00] BB: Have popcorn!

[01:00] BB: and fish!

[05:32] -- bombasticBrave [BB] ceased pestering cannibalComplex [CC] at 17:32 --

[bombasticbrave]

Hank: Strife and Pester Andi

The ambush was an absolute success! Hank was now on top of the ogre and wasted no time in wailing punches right down on its cranium. The Ogre roared out and started to run about, trying to use its momentum to get Hank of its head, but that wasn’t going to work! Hank was holding on for dear life, and still kept up his attacks. “Can’t believe she didn’t think that I couldn’t beat an ogre, well look at me now, Andi!” Hank let out a loud “YEEEEHAWWW!” As the ogre continued to rampage about with Hank still on its head. This was going so well that Hank decided to even pester Andi to give her a step by step plan of him kicking this ogre’s prime booty.

[09:32] -- bombasticBrave [BB] began pestering incisiveMiscreant [IM] at 21:32 --

[09:32] BB: Okay! I'm doing it! Doing it!

[09:33] IM: Something dangerous or stupid?

[09:33] IM: Or both?

[09:34] BB: Hahaha... WELL

[09:35] BB: God dammit stop moving around!

[09:35] IM: Well what?

[09:35] BB: Not you Andi

[09:35] BB: I'm on a ogre

[09:35] IM: You're WHAT?!

[09:36] BB: WHY WONT YOU STAND DOWN GOD DAMMIT

[09:36] BB: Oh yeah! Fighitng Ogre Talking to you so I can prove to you! That I can defeat it

[09:36] IM: You're going to fucking hurt yourself again! Get off the ogre and get out of there!

Andi was just worrying herself to death, Hank knew he had this in the bag! The ogre wasn’t even putting up much of a fight! All it was doing was roaring in frustration and pain! One would actually think that this beast would just give up! But Ogres were tough little things, but Hank was tougher! Rather than prolonging this fight with dazzling moves, awesome catchphrases, and epic poses; Hank decided to try and wrap things up quickly. With his blade out and ready, Hank plunged it straight into the eye socket of the beast.

[09:37] BB: I am not! just gotta get OH YEAH GOT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR EYE DUMB OGRE WHAT YOU GONNA DO

Hank tried to dig the blade deeper within the ogre, feeling the blood rising up and covering his gauntlet. The ogre began to ram itself into multiple trees, while letting out another roar. Hank could only smile at the damage he had done to the enemy. If only Andi could see him now. If only she could see Hank taking on the ogre and winning the fight! Then, maybe, hopefully, she would take back her doubt in him! “Time to finish this!” Hank finally pulled his blade out of the wound and went down for another attack,

[09:38] BB: SEE ANDI I GOT THIS HAHA OH SHIT

But before his blade could penetrate the skull, the ogre reacted by grabbing Hank and threw him straight to the ground! Getting thrown face first to the ground was the least of Hank’s worries. He could only clench his teeth tightly together as his old wounds were already opening back up. The pain wasn’t welcomed at all, neither was the blood that ran down Hank’s face. He wanted to get up, but his body just wasn’t going to listen to him.

[09:48] IM: What happened?!

[09:49] BB: uuuuh i'm on the ground y'know taking a rest kinda

[09:50] BB: probably would be more of a rest if I'm feeling less dizzy

[09:50] BB: it hurts laying down too

[09:50] BB: but that's fine!

[09:50] BB: I just got a wedgie is all no worries

[09:51] IM: Is the ogre near you?

  Hank turned his head around to see if the Ogre just wondered off, sadly that wasn’t the case. The ogre was staring right at Hank, showing its teeth. Hank could sense that the ogre didn’t really like that he stabbed its eye. Hank still believed it was totally worth it though.

  [09:52] BB: Oh yeah he's here

[09:52] BB: kinda pissed that I took out it's eye

[09:52] BB: you wanna say hi to ogre? let's go say hi to ogre

Once again Hank tried to get on his feet, but his arms felt numb, his strength was fading quickly. The best he could do was to roll on his back, and waited until he regained some energy. The ogre began to walk in circles, slowly, observing Hank while he did so. It would seem that the monster wanted to be sure that Hank was down and injured before it went to attack.

[09:53] IM: Let's go away from the ogre.

[09:56] BB: We're gonna say hi to the ogre

[09:56] IM: You're going to get away from the ogre.

[09:56] IM: Right now.

Honestly that wasn’t a real bad idea, but Hank wasn’t in much of a condition to just get up and go. Hank tried at the very least, but that wasn’t a very good idea. A sharp pain erupted within Hank’s body the moment he tried to move his torso. To stop it Hank simply remained still. The ogre confirmed that Hank was hurt and took advantage of this. It walked towards Hank, looking down at him with a sinister smile. Hank looked up at the creature and gave a smile of his own.

[09:58] BB: Oh hey ogre, how you doin' ....soooo does this make you a cyclops or...oh fuck

The ogre brought up its foot and tried to stomp Hank into the ground. Hank decided to endure the his injuries and rolled right out of the way. The ogre tried to squish hank with its foot once more, only to have Hank rolling away.

[09:59] IM: HANK

[10:02] BB: DODGE

[10:02] BB: ROLL

[10:02] BB: FUCK

[10:02] IM: RUN

[10:02] IM: FLEE

[10:02] IM: GET THE FUCK OUT

 The creature gave a frustrated growl, and scooped Hank up in its hands. Hank was trapped in the grip of the ogre; this wasn’t the first time Hank was put in this situation. He started to wonder if ogres like to squeeze the life out of their victims.

[10:04] BB: Y'know why you gotta squeeze me I ain't a rubber duckioh god the ribs

Hank could already feel his bones on the break of being crushed. All Hank could do was thrash his legs about violently, trying to escape the ogre’s mighty grip, but it was no use. The ogre was starting to add more pressure within his grip, leaving Hank with no choice but to yell out in anguish.

[10:04] BB: crushing the ribs

[10:05] BB: Personally...this is a horrible time to want some ribs right now

Now wasn’t the time to get hungry! But Hank had to admit ribs with some honey barbeque sauce and a side of mashed potatoes did sound good right about now. Hank could almost taste it, honestly he could! What was weird to him that the taste was a bit metallic, and ribs weren’t supposed to taste like metal; they were supposed to taste like heaven in the form of ribs. It was to his knowledge that the taste in his mouth was actually his own blood.  Hank couldn’t take much more of this, Hank was either going to die by punctured lungs, or have the breath squeezed out of him, or just choke on the blood that was flooding in his mouth. “No!” Hank shook his head violently. He didn’t want to die, and so with that in mind Hank wasn’t going to die! He wouldn’t allow himself to be defeat in a place like this. That’s when he realized that his gauntlets still had their blades sticking out. That was his ticket out of this grip of death.

Trying to put a blade into an ogre’s hand while constricted was hard. Hank kept wiggling his arm, hoping to get the blade in position. It took a while, but hank manage to place the tip of the blade up against the ogre’s palm.

[10:07] IM: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[10:08] IM: Get out of there NOW.

[10:08] IM: Hank I swear to the gods you had better get away from that ogre!

[10:09] BB: GET YOUR DIRTY HAND OFF. OF. ME.

Hank drove the blade into the ogre, causing it to cry out in pain and released Hank! He felled to the floor, and went to a knee. Gathering his strength, Hank stood back up and tried to escape for now! There was no way he could beat this ogre in his current condition. Running was out of the question as well, Hank just had to limp away very quickly!

[10:10] BB: Okay FREEDo oh god dammit

The ogre wasn’t going to let Hank go free after that little stab to the hand. Oh no, the ogre was still standing and was pissed beyond belief. In retaliation the ogre smacked Hank with its oversized hand, sending the young man flying and crashing into a tree. Hank felt the bone in his arm snapping in two like a twig upon impact. It broke, Hank’s arm completely broke. It took a few seconds just to come with this realization, and then he yelled at the top of his lungs; reeling in pain. Hank tried to resist crying out further, but the pain was too much even for him. His breathing was starting to get erratic, his head was spinning. If it wasn’t for the peeping of his pesterchum, Hank would have passed out from the shock.

[10:10] IM: MOVE.

[10:12] BB: I AM

[10:12] BB: kinda

[10:12] BB: okay no I'm not oh man

[10:12] IM: I mean move AWAY from the ogre.

[10:12] IM: What do you mean you're NOT moving?!

[10:14] BB: Tripped!

[10:14] BB: Tired

[10:14] BB: Strong need to take a nap right now

[10:14] IM: Can you take a nap somewhere, oh I don't know, SAFE?!

[10:17] BB: Ugh your making me work you know that

[10:18] IM: You could be killed, you know that?

Andi was speaking the truth yet again, the ogre was walking up to Hank; ready to finish the job. Hank looked straight into the Ogre’s eye. “So, I’m gonna die huh....not how I imagined going out....thought I was going to have a heart attack from bacon..” That wasn’t the best humorous line, but it was all he got so he laughed; or to be specific he chuckled, laughing would just cause him pain.

[10:18] BB: Well that's gonna be bad, soooo OH KAMENSPRITE WHERE YOU BEEN

Hank thought he was going to meet his end, but out of nowhere his sprite flew straight in, giving a punch that just sank into the face of the ogre! Looks like Hank was spared from stepping into death’s door thanks to his personal hero! Kamensprite wasn’t letting up his attacks; soon as the ogre became dazed by the first punch, a second punch was driven right to its stomach. Then another to the face, and another to the face again! Kamensprite was just, as Hank would put it, laying down the smackdown on the ogre’s butt.

[10:19] BB: Yeah! Punch him again!

[10:20] BB: GO FOR A RIDER PUNCH! oh wait Andi you gotta check this out

[10:20] BB: my sprite is like totally kicking some butt right now

[10:21] IM: Can you just get out of there already?

  It took a while, but Hank stood right back on his feet and began to walk towards his sprite. The ogre was pretty much finish thanks to Kamensprite, but Hank wanted to have the final hit. After getting his arm broken, being crushed, and getting a wedgie, Hank deserved to have this final blow.

[10:23] BB: No way! ungh I gotta finish this remember. Yo Kamensprite give a boost!

Kamensprite looked at Hank, there was a brief hesitation, but Hank gave his sprite the thumbs up. Kamensprite took Hank’s good arm, and tossed him with all his might. Hank was soaring right at the ogre, his hand balled up into a fist;  he gathered all of his strength into this one attack! His Hissatsu!

[10:24] BB: Here it comes! MIRACULOUS BOMBER!!

His punch drilled right into the ogre’s face and poof! The ogre turned into a shower of grists, and Hank crashed down on the ground. Despite the injuries he did it. He had won.

The ambush was an absolute success! Hank was now on top of the ogre and wasted no time in wailing punches right down on its cranium. The Ogre roared out and started to run about, trying to use its momentum to get Hank of its head, but that wasn’t going to work! Hank was holding on for dear life, and still kept up his attacks. “Can’t believe she didn’t think that I couldn’t beat an ogre, well look at me now, Andi!” Hank let out a loud “YEEEEHAWWW!” As the ogre continued to rampage about with Hank still on its head. This was going so well that Hank decided to even pester Andi to give her a step by step plan of him kicking this ogre’s prime booty.

[09:32] -- bombasticBrave [BB] began pestering incisiveMiscreant [IM] at 21:32 --

[09:32] BB: Okay! I'm doing it! Doing it!

[09:33] IM: Something dangerous or stupid?

[09:33] IM: Or both?

[09:34] BB: Hahaha... WELL

[09:35] BB: God dammit stop moving around!

[09:35] IM: Well what?

[09:35] BB: Not you Andi

[09:35] BB: I'm on a ogre

[09:35] IM: You're WHAT?!

[09:36] BB: WHY WONT YOU STAND DOWN GOD DAMMIT

[09:36] BB: Oh yeah! Fighitng Ogre Talking to you so I can prove to you! That I can defeat it

[09:36] IM: You're going to fucking hurt yourself again! Get off the ogre and get out of there!

Andi was just worrying herself to death, Hank knew he had this in the bag! The ogre wasn’t even putting up much of a fight! All it was doing was roaring in frustration and pain! One would actually think that this beast would just give up! But Ogres were tough little things, but Hank was tougher! Rather than prolonging this fight with dazzling moves, awesome catchphrases, and epic poses; Hank decided to try and wrap things up quickly. With his blade out and ready, Hank plunged it straight into the eye socket of the beast.

[09:37] BB: I am not! just gotta get OH YEAH GOT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR EYE DUMB OGRE WHAT YOU GONNA DO

Hank tried to dig the blade deeper within the ogre, feeling the blood rising up and covering his gauntlet. The ogre began to ram itself into multiple trees, while letting out another roar. Hank could only smile at the damage he had done to the enemy. If only Andi could see him now. If only she could see Hank taking on the ogre and winning the fight! Then, maybe, hopefully, she would take back her doubt in him! “Time to finish this!” Hank finally pulled his blade out of the wound and went down for another attack,

[09:38] BB: SEE ANDI I GOT THIS HAHA OH SHIT

But before his blade could penetrate the skull, the ogre reacted by grabbing Hank and threw him straight to the ground! Getting thrown face first to the ground was the least of Hank’s worries. He could only clench his teeth tightly together as his old wounds were already opening back up. The pain wasn’t welcomed at all, neither was the blood that ran down Hank’s face. He wanted to get up, but his body just wasn’t going to listen to him.

[09:48] IM: What happened?!

[09:49] BB: uuuuh i'm on the ground y'know taking a rest kinda

[09:50] BB: probably would be more of a rest if I'm feeling less dizzy

[09:50] BB: it hurts laying down too

[09:50] BB: but that's fine!

[09:50] BB: I just got a wedgie is all no worries

[09:51] IM: Is the ogre near you?

  Hank turned his head around to see if the Ogre just wondered off, sadly that wasn’t the case. The ogre was staring right at Hank, showing its teeth. Hank could sense that the ogre didn’t really like that he stabbed its eye. Hank still believed it was totally worth it though.

  [09:52] BB: Oh yeah he's here

[09:52] BB: kinda pissed that I took out it's eye

[09:52] BB: you wanna say hi to ogre? let's go say hi to ogre

Once again Hank tried to get on his feet, but his arms felt numb, his strength was fading quickly. The best he could do was to roll on his back, and waited until he regained some energy. The ogre began to walk in circles, slowly, observing Hank while he did so. It would seem that the monster wanted to be sure that Hank was down and injured before it went to attack.

[09:53] IM: Let's go away from the ogre.

[09:56] BB: We're gonna say hi to the ogre

[09:56] IM: You're going to get away from the ogre.

[09:56] IM: Right now.

Honestly that wasn’t a real bad idea, but Hank wasn’t in much of a condition to just get up and go. Hank tried at the very least, but that wasn’t a very good idea. A sharp pain erupted within Hank’s body the moment he tried to move his torso. To stop it Hank simply remained still. The ogre confirmed that Hank was hurt and took advantage of this. It walked towards Hank, looking down at him with a sinister smile. Hank looked up at the creature and gave a smile of his own.

[09:58] BB: Oh hey ogre, how you doin' ....soooo does this make you a cyclops or...oh fuck

The ogre brought up its foot and tried to stomp Hank into the ground. Hank decided to endure the his injuries and rolled right out of the way. The ogre tried to squish hank with its foot once more, only to have Hank rolling away.

[09:59] IM: HANK

[10:02] BB: DODGE

[10:02] BB: ROLL

[10:02] BB: FUCK

[10:02] IM: RUN

[10:02] IM: FLEE

[10:02] IM: GET THE FUCK OUT

 The creature gave a frustrated growl, and scooped Hank up in its hands. Hank was trapped in the grip of the ogre; this wasn’t the first time Hank was put in this situation. He started to wonder if ogres like to squeeze the life out of their victims.

[10:04] BB: Y'know why you gotta squeeze me I ain't a rubber duckioh god the ribs

Hank could already feel his bones on the break of being crushed. All Hank could do was thrash his legs about violently, trying to escape the ogre’s mighty grip, but it was no use. The ogre was starting to add more pressure within his grip, leaving Hank with no choice but to yell out in anguish.

[10:04] BB: crushing the ribs

[10:05] BB: Personally...this is a horrible time to want some ribs right now

Now wasn’t the time to get hungry! But Hank had to admit ribs with some honey barbeque sauce and a side of mashed potatoes did sound good right about now. Hank could almost taste it, honestly he could! What was weird to him that the taste was a bit metallic, and ribs weren’t supposed to taste like metal; they were supposed to taste like heaven in the form of ribs. It was to his knowledge that the taste in his mouth was actually his own blood.  Hank couldn’t take much more of this, Hank was either going to die by punctured lungs, or have the breath squeezed out of him, or just choke on the blood that was flooding in his mouth. “No!” Hank shook his head violently. He didn’t want to die, and so with that in mind Hank wasn’t going to die! He wouldn’t allow himself to be defeat in a place like this. That’s when he realized that his gauntlets still had their blades sticking out. That was his ticket out of this grip of death.

Trying to put a blade into an ogre’s hand while constricted was hard. Hank kept wiggling his arm, hoping to get the blade in position. It took a while, but hank manage to place the tip of the blade up against the ogre’s palm.

[10:07] IM: What the HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

[10:08] IM: Get out of there NOW.

[10:08] IM: Hank I swear to the gods you had better get away from that ogre!

[10:09] BB: GET YOUR DIRTY HAND OFF. OF. ME.

Hank drove the blade into the ogre, causing it to cry out in pain and released Hank! He felled to the floor, and went to a knee. Gathering his strength, Hank stood back up and tried to escape for now! There was no way he could beat this ogre in his current condition. Running was out of the question as well, Hank just had to limp away very quickly!

[10:10] BB: Okay FREEDo oh god dammit

The ogre wasn’t going to let Hank go free after that little stab to the hand. Oh no, the ogre was still standing and was pissed beyond belief. In retaliation the ogre smacked Hank with its oversized hand, sending the young man flying and crashing into a tree. Hank felt the bone in his arm snapping in two like a twig upon impact. It broke, Hank’s arm completely broke. It took a few seconds just to come with this realization, and then he yelled at the top of his lungs; reeling in pain. Hank tried to resist crying out further, but the pain was too much even for him. His breathing was starting to get erratic, his head was spinning. If it wasn’t for the peeping of his pesterchum, Hank would have passed out from the shock.

[10:10] IM: MOVE.

[10:12] BB: I AM

[10:12] BB: kinda

[10:12] BB: okay no I'm not oh man

[10:12] IM: I mean move AWAY from the ogre.

[10:12] IM: What do you mean you're NOT moving?!

[10:14] BB: Tripped!

[10:14] BB: Tired

[10:14] BB: Strong need to take a nap right now

[10:14] IM: Can you take a nap somewhere, oh I don't know, SAFE?!

[10:17] BB: Ugh your making me work you know that

[10:18] IM: You could be killed, you know that?

Andi was speaking the truth yet again, the ogre was walking up to Hank; ready to finish the job. Hank looked straight into the Ogre’s eye. “So, I’m gonna die huh....not how I imagined going out....thought I was going to have a heart attack from bacon..” That wasn’t the best humorous line, but it was all he got so he laughed; or to be specific he chuckled, laughing would just cause him pain.

[10:18] BB: Well that's gonna be bad, soooo OH KAMENSPRITE WHERE YOU BEEN

Hank thought he was going to meet his end, but out of nowhere his sprite flew straight in, giving a punch that just sank into the face of the ogre! Looks like Hank was spared from stepping into death’s door thanks to his personal hero! Kamensprite wasn’t letting up his attacks; soon as the ogre became dazed by the first punch, a second punch was driven right to its stomach. Then another to the face, and another to the face again! Kamensprite was just, as Hank would put it, laying down the smackdown on the ogre’s butt.

[10:19] BB: Yeah! Punch him again!

[10:20] BB: GO FOR A RIDER PUNCH! oh wait Andi you gotta check this out

[10:20] BB: my sprite is like totally kicking some butt right now

[10:21] IM: Can you just get out of there already?

  It took a while, but Hank stood right back on his feet and began to walk towards his sprite. The ogre was pretty much finish thanks to Kamensprite, but Hank wanted to have the final hit. After getting his arm broken, being crushed, and getting a wedgie, Hank deserved to have this final blow.

[10:23] BB: No way! ungh I gotta finish this remember. Yo Kamensprite give a boost!

Kamensprite looked at Hank, there was a brief hesitation, but Hank gave his sprite the thumbs up. Kamensprite took Hank’s good arm, and tossed him with all his might. Hank was soaring right at the ogre, his hand balled up into a fist;  he gathered all of his strength into this one attack! His Hissatsu!

[10:24] BB: Here it comes! MIRACULOUS BOMBER!!

His punch drilled right into the ogre’s face and poof! The ogre turned into a shower of grists, and Hank crashed down on the ground. Despite the injuries he did it. He had won

.[10:27] BB: So

[10:27] BB: Andi

[10:28] BB: I won 8D

[10:30] BB: told you I can do it

[10:42] IM: You didn't do ANYTHING except get hurt!

[10:43] IM: Your sprite did all the work!

[10:43] IM: You just nearly got KILLED!

[10:43] BB: I took out it's eye though and softened it up for Kamensprite! UGh and I came in with the finisher

[10:45] IM: It'd be pretty pathetic if you couldn't land at least ONE blow. But you just had to try to show off and end up getting even MORE injured!

[10:45] IM: Do you ever use your BRAIN for thinking?

[10:45] IM: It's supposed to be very good at that, but I guess YOURS is DEFECTIVE.

[10:46] BB: Is this...a rhetorical question

[10:46] IM: YES FARTBRAIN.

[10:47] IM: If your sprite hadn't come along and you still tried to fight that thing, you'd be DEAD.

[10:47] IM: D-E-A-D. Say it with me. DEAD. Death, permanent!

[10:47] IM: Okay, well, technically not permanent.

[10:47] IM: BUT STILL NOT GOOD TO THROW AWAY.

[10:52] BB: Sorry Andi

[10:52] IM: Wha- wait, really?

[10:54] BB: haha yeaaah. Seriously, sorry I uh...it won't happen again

[10:55] IM: Yeah, it probably will.

[10:55] IM: The thought is nice though, I guess.

[10:56] BB: haha yeah, welll, you got a point

[10:56] BB: fartbrains maan, we can do some silly thing right!

[10:57] BB: hahahahahaah ow

[10:57] IM: Gods, do you have anything to tend to your injuries?

[10:59] BB: nooot really

[11:00] IM: Can you at least get back to your house?

[11:01] BB: yup!

[11:01] BB: Crawling!

[11:01] IM: Please tell me the door is only a few feet away from you.

[11:02] BB: uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

[11:06] IM: Great. Are you bleeding a lot from anywhere?

[11:06] BB: You want the truuuth, orrr

[11:07] IM: Do you want some medical advice? Then tell the truth.

[11:07] BB: Then yep! oh yeah, I'm like a fountain of blood

[11:10] IM: Alright, then sit down and stop moving so much. Try to slow down the bleeding first. Do you know how?

[11:10] BB: pressing against the wound right

  [11:41] BB: I am pressing it with my raincoat that count??

[11:41] IM: Sure, why not. Try to keep it elevated.

[11:42] BB: You think I can do this

[11:42] BB: while walking or crawling?

[11:44] IM: Probably be better to try it walking, but would you actually pause and try to think things through. The last thing we need is for you to bleed to death or have a rib puncture your lung or something.

[11:45] BB: I will try! 8D

[11:46] IM: What other injuries did you sustain?

[11:46] BB: Uuuuh let me just

[11:47] BB: OKay

[11:47] BB: yeah

[11:48] BB: think my ankle sprained or somethin'

[11:48] BB: uh my arm ain't doing too good

[11:48] BB: and I still have wegie

[11:48] BB: wedgie

[11:48] IM: What do you mean "isn't doing too good?" Is it broken?

[11:49] BB: uuuuuuuuuh maybe?

[11:50] IM: Well, okay, as long as you don't move it you should be fine for now. Any others?

[11:51] BB: My stomach

[11:51] BB: is really hungry

[11:52] IM: Right, so the only thing to really worry about was the bleeding. Carry on with the crawling or whatever. And from now on, keep a first aid kit captchalogued.

[11:52] IM: We can't have you crawling back to your house every time you get your ass kicked. Which is pretty frequent.

[11:53] BB: R-ri...yeah, okay

[11:57] IM: Good. Alright, how far are you from your house anyways?

[11:58] BB: Uhhh getting close I think? I Can't tell there's rain and trees

[11:58] BB: Kamensprite thinks we're going the right way though

[12:05] IM: Alright, that's not too bad then.

[12:13] BB: How fix broke arm Doctor Andi!

[12:20] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] is now an idle chum! --

[12:26] IM: Just don't move it. Stint it if you have to.

[12:26] BB: stink it?

[01:19] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 01:19 --

[bombasticbrave]

>Hank: Prove his friend wrong

Hank started to climb up the tree he was resting on, though the process was slow and painful. Every time Hank tried to ascend up the tree he could feel his ankle swelling up; or a sharp pain coming from his ribs. His teeth clenched together as he tried to do everything in his power to hold back the cries of pain. Finally Hank made it the top, and rested upon the trunk of the tree. Now all he had to do was wait for an ogre to come to him. Yes, waiting for the ogre to appear and get its ass kicked. Waiting for the ogre to come and prove to Andi that he was indeed strong enough to defeat it. Waiting....waiting....waiting.... “Come on!” Hank yelped. It hasn’t even been five minutes and the young man was already growing impatient. “Come on out ogre! Pleaaaase!” Saying please usually helped, Hank thought so at least, but still there were no signs of an ogre. And so Hank remained on the tree top, cold and wet from the rain. Kamensprite was nowhere to be found, which meant that Hank was all alone with no one to talk to.

Slumping over, Hank just watched the ground getting rained on, his every glowing smile curved down into a small frown. Andi’s words were still weighing on him hard. “I can keep my promises,” he muttered. “You really don’t.” Hank could just hear what he thought was Andi’s voice ringing in his head. Hank believed he could keep his promises! Sure he was hurt by an ogre, but he had no choice but to fight, at least he ran away when his friends told him to. Then again, he already broke a promise when Agriel died. That memory was still locked away in the far corners of his mind, so Hank didn’t know if he actually said the promise; or made a silent vow. Either way he couldn’t keep Agriel alive. With that in mind, Hank really didn’t know how he could actually keep his promises. Maybe Andi was right; Hank wouldn’t want to think it was true, but maybe...

Suddenly there was a thud echoing through the forest. Hank looked around, trying to pinpoint the source. The noise kept getting louder, and louder. The blades extracted out of Hank’s gauntlets, he knew what was coming. All of his doubts were pushed aside for now, he was focusing on just this. The ogre came into view, walking around like it was no one’s business. “just a little closer...” The ogre was almost in position, all it had to do was to walk a few more steps. Hank’s heart started to beat rapidly, sweat began to pour down his face slowly, or that could have been rain he didn’t know. All he needed now was a good battlecry....crap he needed a battle cry! “Shit uh....let’s see....what...what would Yamcha do...oh shit he died...okay...um...um...what would the Tick do?!” Then it came to him! The Ogre was right below Hank. It was now or never, Hank jumped down and yelled out with all his might. “SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!”

[bombasticbrave]

>Hank: Pester Andi!

[04:09] BB: ANDI!

[04:09] BB: It's been forever!

[04:09] BB: kinda

[04:09] BB: How are you?!

[04:10] IM: Yeah, sorry, I had an uninvited guest.

[04:10] IM: I'm alright, given the circumstances.

[04:10] IM: What new injuries do you have?

[04:11] BB: Oh okay! Um well

[04:11] BB: It hurts to walk! I think my ankle is swollen aaaand my arm hurts!

[04:11] BB: I get new cuts 8D

[04:11] BB: and a bruised face!

[04:12] IM: What did you do?

[04:13] BB: Promise you won't get maaad?

[04:14] IM: No.

[04:14] BB: Hmmm welllll

[04:14] BB: there was an ogre

[04:14] BB: and it didn't go well xD

[04:14] BB: but I'm still kickin

[04:14] IM: You moron.e

[04:15] BB: Heeeey I could have beat it!

[04:15] BB: if it wasn't squeezing me to death

[04:15] IM: At least you had the sense to flee before it killed you.

[04:16] BB: Didn't you and bobi told me to go if I couldn't handle it?? 83

[04:17] IM: Technically we told you to not even try.

[04:17] BB: I thought I could handle it!

[04:19] IM: I knew you couldn't.

[04:19] BB: I could though! I totally can!

[04:21] IM: You got your ass kicked, you idiot ass clown.

[04:22] BB: I messed up once! I can ttoally kick an ogres' booty

[04:22] IM: You messed up a lot.

[04:22] BB: No ! Watch I'm gonna find it and have a rematch!

[04:23] IM: We so need to put you on a leash.

[04:23] BB: I ain't a dog tho!

[04:23] BB: or am I...

[04:23] BB: woof!

[04:24] IM: Bad dog.

[04:24] BB: Grrrr woof woof! Bark! Awoooooo!!!!

[04:25] IM: Shut up.

[04:25] BB: But really watch me! I'm gonna totally beat the ogre this time!

[04:25] IM: No you're not.

[04:25] BB: Why not D:

[04:28] IM: Because you've said that a lot, and the results are you getting your ass kicked.

[04:29] BB: I can though! I really Can! Trust me!

[04:30] BB: They got the jump on me but I'm gonna b going after it and then I'll kick it's ass just you watch and then I'achooo, excuse me

[04:30] IM: I trust you to get hurt again.

[04:30] IM: ...Did you just type in your sneeze?

[04:31] BB: I can't help it this is voice modulated shit going on ehre I can like say pogipogi and there it is

[04:31] IM: Oh, right.

[04:32] BB: And besides I've been out in the rain for like

[04:32] BB: an hour or so

[04:32] BB: so I'm cold 8P

[04:33] IM: Are you wearing a rain coat or did the idea of alchemizing your clothes with waterproof substance occur to you?

[04:35] BB: Yes! It was working until like downpour started happening

[04:35] BB: and now I'm in a forest

[04:35] BB: and I 'm kinda lost

[04:35] BB: so I'm just sitting down

[04:35] BB: getting wet

[04:36] IM: If you're in a forest, you have resources to build a shelter.

[04:38] BB: After I beat an ogre!

[04:41] IM: You can't beat an ogre.

[04:41] IM: Is there anyone you'll listen to?

[04:44] BB: I think I can! If I try hard enough!

[04:44] IM: If you try hard enough, you'll hurt yourself harder.

[04:45] BB: I won't! I promise!

[04:46] IM: You make a lot of promises.

[04:46] BB: And I keep all of them!

[04:47] IM: You really don't.

[04:47] BB: I-I do though!

[04:48] IM: Name one you've kept so far. Especially when I or someone else told you the opposite would happen.

[04:53] BB: No! That's not true! Watch I'm gonna prove it to you that I can beat an ogre!

[04:54] IM: I highly doubt it. You should be much more sensible about your priorities.

[04:57] BB: I am! I just got D through the gate!

[04:57] BB: See my priorities are top notch!

[04:57] IM: What else have you done? Besides injure yourself.

[04:59] BB: Things!

[04:59] BB: I've done a whole lot of things!

[04:59] IM: Such as?

[04:59] BB: That were sooo important I can't even remember

[05:00] IM: Right, you've been as useful as a rectum clot.

[05:00] IM: Good to know.

[05:00] BB: I am more useful than that DX

[05:00] IM: I've yet to see evidence of that.

[05:00] BB: I'll show you then!

[05:01] IM: You say that a lot.

[05:01] BB: Fine! Give me a moment then!

[05:01] -- bombasticBrave [BB] ceased pestering incisiveMiscreant [IM] at 17:01 --

[occultprisoner]

In which Demon harasses Hank again in order to get himself through the first step to recovery, in convenient gate form.

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[bombasticbrave]

>Answer Kamen Rider D

[06:23] -- occultPrisoner [OP] began pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 18:23 --

[06:23] OP: ((★))WHAT DOES 'TRUST' MATTER, EXACTLY?

[06:24] OP: ((★))I EXIST WHERE NONE WOULD OTHERWISE. I COMPLY TO MY DUTIES UNTIL MY HOST IS REVIVED.

[06:24] OP: ((★))YOUR SENTIMENT IS UNNECESSARY.

[06:24] BB: But what if you decided to keep the body, double cross us, steal my food, and try and kill us????

[06:24] BB: Hmmmmmmmmm?

[06:24] BB: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[06:26] OP: ((★))YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWED.

[06:27] OP: ((★))NAMELY IN THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT INHABIT AN EMPTY CORPSE LONGER THAN NECESSARY AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOUR MEAT CONCOCTIONS.

[06:29] BB: Well since you pout that way, aight! I'll give you a benefit of a doubt

[06:29] BB: but if you think about anything bad to do to us I will kick your butt >.>

[06:29] OP: ((★))I DO NOT POUT.

[06:30] OP: ((★))AND I THOUGHT I HAD EXPLAINED THAT I DO NOT POSESS A BUTT.

[06:30] BB: I think your pouting~

[06:30] OP: ((★))CEASE THE UTILIZATION OF THAT TILDE AT ONCE.

[06:30] OP: ((★))THERE WAS NO POUTING.

[06:30] BB: Ahhhh it feels good getting your goat~~

[06:31] OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

[06:32] BB: You could just say please with a cherry on top and whip cream D

[06:33] OP: ((★))WE WENT OVER THIS.

[06:33] OP: ((★))YOU ARE WASTING TIME.

[06:33] OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

[06:33] BB: Say please get back to work then = v=

[06:33] OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK OR ELSE WHATEVER INCARNATION MY HOST CAN BE FOUND IN WILL PERISH, AS WILL I.

[06:34] BB: I'll take that as a please then

[06:34] OP: ((★))YOUR SESSION WILL SUFFER A BLOW OF ONE OF THE FEW COMPETENT PLAYERS. IT WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD.

[06:34] OP: ((★))GET BACK TO WORK.

[06:34] BB: Woooorkiiiiiiing

[06:34] OP: ((★))GOOD.

[06:35] BB: Alrighty the Tower of Awesomesauce is closer to the gate than I thought O:

[06:36] OP: ((★))IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE CALLING THIS ABOMINATION?

[06:37] BB: We could call it the Tower of D after you

[06:37] OP: ((★))NO.

[06:39] BB: TOWER OF D

[06:40] BB: So you sure you can climb up these platformthingies

[06:40] BB: You won't fall right?

[06:42] OP: ((★))LIKELY NOT.

[06:42] OP: ((★))I AM MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IT SIMPLY SNAPPING.

[06:43] OP: ((★))YOU MADE IT RATHER SPARSE NEAR THE TOP.

[06:43] BB: I can just make more platforms then! If you want me to

[06:43] BB: Or like a Super Dragon Mega Ultra ladder

[06:43] OP: ((★))JUST MAKE SURE IT'S STABLE.

[06:44] BB: I'm pretty sure it issss

[06:50] OP: ((★))I WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

[06:50] BB: Go on and try it!

[06:55] OP: ((★))I TOLD YOU THESE WERE TOO THIN.

[06:55] BB: FUCK DUDE HANG ON UH

[06:55] BB: I can make like a platform under you

[06:55] BB: um

[06:55] BB: Let me get this up right

[06:56] BB: uh

[06:56] BB: You're gonna have to jump

[06:56] BB: if you can climb back up

[06:56] BB: if not

[06:56] BB: jump

[06:57] OP: ((★))VERY WELL.

[07:00] OP: ((★))YOU COULD HAVE EXECUTED THIS BETTER.

[07:01] BB: SORRY DX

[07:01] BB: But hey you made it

[07:01] BB: So yeah :3

[07:01] OP: ((★))THIS IS TRUE.

[07:02] BB: Good! Now clmb!

[07:02] OP: ((★))IN A MOMENT. DIRECTING THIS CORPSE CONSUMES A GREAT DEAL OF ENERGY.

[07:02] OP: ((★))I REQUIRE TIME TO RECUPERATE.

[07:02] OP: ((★))THEN I SHALL CONTINUE.

[07:06] BB: I did not want to hear that

[07:06] BB: Ewww but you need food?

[07:06] BB: You got food?

[07:07] OP: ((★))I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. I DO NOT HAVE A DIGESTION SYSTEM TO UTILIZE TO MAKE USE OF IT AS A LIVE MORTAL WOULD.

[07:07] OP: ((★))AND WHAT WOULD SUSTAIN ME IS PRESENTLY UNAVALIABLE. MY SOLE RESOURCE IS TIME AT PRESENT.

[07:08] BB: I

[07:08] BB: Have no idea what you are talkin' bout

[07:08] BB: but I got some cookies

[07:08] BB: o.o want some cookies

[07:08] OP: ((★))SAVE THEM FOR MY HOST.

[07:09] OP: ((★))HOWEVER, LONG STORY SHORT, I NEED TO WITHDRAW MY ENERGIES.

[07:09] OP: ((★))WOULD YOU WATCH THE BODY TO MAKE SURE THE DARK ONES DO NOT EAT IT?

[07:09] OP: ((★))I REQUIRE REST.

[07:09] BB: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[07:09] BB: Okay!

[07:09] OP: ((★))YOU HAVE MY THANKS.

[07:09] OP: ((★))IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL BECOME INANIMATE.

[07:09] OP: ((★))FAREWELL.

[07:09] -- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 19:09 --

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[8bitsquirrel-deactivated2018121]

[thenugu]

[bombasticbrave]

Hank: Take a Rest

===>

BB: Hmmm…..give me five more minutes….

Kamensprite: It isn’t safe to sleep in the rain

BB: But Kamenspriteeeeee

Kamensprite: You’ll catch a cold! Or worse, you could die!

BB:…..:(

Kamensprite: Do you want to be the quickest Kamen Rider to have met his end?

BB: ….nooooo

Kamensprite: Then what are you going to do?

BB: I’m gonna get up and continue on

Kamensprite: Good!

BB: But I got my butt kicked! That ogre was way stronger than last time.

Kamensprite: Then you must become stronger than the ogre.

BB: And how do I do that?

Kamensprite: I don’t know.

BB: eeeeeh? Then how do I even get stronger if you don’t know?!

Kamensprite: It is not for me to know, I don’t have the answer. That is something you yourself must figure out.

BB: Hmmm, sounds like a lot of work.

Kamensprite: A Kamen Rider must never give up. Isn’t that right

BB: …..Well you got me there!

Kamensprite: So are you ready to continue?

BB: You but your sweet nonexistent booty I’m ready!

Kamensprite: Then let’s go!

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[bombasticbrave]

===>Strife

The imps already took the first strike by piling on you. You struggled to release yourself, but they were putting up a fight. This left you open for an attack! One of the imps went in and gave out a punch, but you barely felt any damage. It was like getting slapped by a piece of paper; no really it felt just like that. The imp tried again and again, but the worse you could possibly get from the attack was a paper cut. You began to struggle harder and wiggled your arm free from the imp’s grasp. Then you took that arm, curled your hand into a fist and proceeded to punch the other imp that was holding you down still. “Get. Your. Five. Dolla. Ass. Off. ME. Before I make change!” The imp began t take a hint with the relentless punches to the face and baked off. Once you were free, you got back on your feet, and smashed your fist straight into the paper imp’s face and boom! Instant grists! You couldn’t even collect it yet as there were two more imps to deal with.

You were so ready for a fight after being brought down by a punch of imps. You were gonna show them what happens when you mess with a Kamen Rider. The imps didn’t think that they were up for a battle, since they were backing away. “Running away huh? Yeah that’s right, can’t handle this can ya.” You boost about your greatness as the imps continued to retreat. Then suddenly Hank heard a familiar Thump noise booming from a distance and coming closer. “You have got to be shitting me.”  The imps’ back up had arrived, which was an ogre wearing some canine skeleton mask. “You’ve got to be shitting me!” You stomped on the ground in frustration, now wasn’t the time to be dealing with some ogre. Your friends didn’t want you to deal with that, but then again it was just one ogre and Lars did told you how to properly defeat one.

So your options were to run, or fight. It didn’t take you long to decide on what to do. You ran straight for the ogre, letting out an awesome battle cry; your fists were up and ready to pound some enemies. Awe yeah boy, it was gonna be one of those mid boss battles! The ogre threw out a punch, but you weren’t going to fall for the same thing twice! You lunged off to the side, dodging the attack, you went in close and gave an uppercut straight into the abdomen. Your tried dig your fist straight in there, in efforts to bring out more damage, or something you didn’t know if that would actually work, but you had to try. The ogre looked to be in pain, but not enough to actually K.O. it. The creature didn’t waste any time in grabbing you and lifting you up.

The ogre started to squeeze the life out of you, literally. You clenched your teeth in pain, feeling the bones in your body on the verge of breaking. Oh man this was the worse pain you been in, in a while; where was Kamensprite, he should be helping right? Wrong. He was watching off on the sidelines. God dammit. So Kamespirte is no help, guess that means that you need to handle this on your own. Was going to be difficult since you were being squeezed to DEATH. Your body was about to give out on you, this was going to be it was it? This was gonna be the end….WRONG! All you had to do was to rely on your natural instincts! You opened your mouth and CHOMPED down on the ogre’s finger with all your might! You heard the beast roared out in pain, and threw you straight to the ground.  You crashed on the ground hard, and rolled on your stomach. You breathing was heavy, you felt blood oozing out of your mouth. Still you manage to get up, and prepared yourself for round 2. The ogre looked angry, you looked angry, everyone in this fight was angry! You clenched your fists to bring out the blades. “Oh you’re gonna need some water to handle this hot sauce baby!” You ran straight towards the ogre again, ready to attack.

You went in low, avoiding the hands reaching out for you. You punctured the ogre’s ankle with your blades, making it off balance. You were going to do the same to the other ankle, but the ogre smacked you with its hand and you were sent crashing into the ground again. You pretty much ate the dirty with that last attack. Getting up was way more painful, but you got up nonetheless. Your arm felt numb, you’re pretty sure that you shit yourself, shades were still intact thank god. It really hurt to stand, you wondered if you broke anything. This ogre wasn’t as weak as the first one you fought. You couldn’t defeat them right now. So you went with Bobi’s plan. You turned tail and started to abscond; despite the pain in your legs you kept on running.

[bombasticbrave]

>Hank: Explore LOSAF

This was the beginning of an adventure, you could feel it! A long journey awaited you, and you were all up for it. Well almost; truth be told you would have a better time if the rain wasn’t there. Even after the storm the rain just kept going, and your pants was already getting soaked. Sadly there was nothing you could do about it, so you had to endure it all. You made your way down the cliff and ventured east! Or at least what you believed to be east. There wasn’t an accurate way of knowing if the direction you were going was east, however you didn’t have any doubts. Kamensprite was based off your hero, and heroes would never lie! Speaking of Kamensprite, he was up ahead of you; scouting the area as he floated along. Never know when monsters could appear, and if they did you’ll just kick their ass. That was your plan on doing things, but you started to think about Lars’ lecture. It was tough sitting through that, and you felt kind of bad for acting like you didn’t know what he was talking about. However, being careful wasn’t your style, you try, but you were the type of guy that would rather plunge into it head first and still make it out in one piece!

That was the kind of guy you were, and it would be hard to change your lifestyle. But there wouldn’t be any harm in taking those words into consideration, after all Lars just didn’t want you to die; and you didn’t plan on dying any time soon at the very least. That was enough dwelling on the negative things, the rain wasn’t making things better so you decided to move on to more positive subjects! Like them apples!

Oh man the thought of those apples were the only thing that made walking in the rain bearable. “When I get back, oh man I’m gonna make me an apple pie!” Oh the thought was just heavenly!

You continued to venture through your land, and eventually you ended up crossing through a forest. The trees were tall enough to block out the light that the clouds offered; you couldn’t even tell where the forest ends. Kamensprite didn’t seem to mind, then again Kamensprite was a sprite; then again Kamensprite was a sprite, you didn’t even know if he could even get cold. You also started to wonder if sprites could use to bathroom, maybe you should ask?

Before you could ask Kamensprite you heard a noise. A loud THUMP came about, followed by another. The sound started to get more distinct each time, and that wasn’t good for you. Kamensprite pointed towards a tree, you quickly caught on and ran towards it. The tree was wide enough for you to hide behind. The thumping noise grew louder and louder, and then you saw the source of it. An ogre was making its way through the forest. This ogre had a freaking police hat on, you didn’t know why, and you didn’t question it. Normally you would fight it head on, but you remember that your buddies didn’t want you to. Might as well do as you’re told and wait till it was gone.

You practically held your breath, trying not to make any sudden movements in the process. You didn’t know if sweat was rolling down your face, or if that was just the rain. The ogre didn’t seem to take a hint that you were in the area, and kept moving along. You kept waiting till the ogre was far away before taking a breath of relief. Now that the enemy was gone, you could move. You came out of your hiding spot only to see that there were a few imps standing before you. You looked at them and they looked at you. After a long pause you finally broke the ice by yelling out. “FUCK.”

[bombasticbrave]

==> Talk to your awesome Monk Bro

[11:54] BB: Laaaaaars!!!

[11:55] NL: hello there.

[11:56] BB: How you doing badass monk bro!

[11:56] NL: i am doing quite well, thank you for asking.

[11:56] NL: may i ask you the same?

[11:58] BB: Yeah! I'm wet as a motherfucker, but that's okay

[11:58] BB: Hey question for you my brotha

[11:58] BB: You like cookies?

[11:59] NL: i've only had the sugar cookie ones my mother used to make.

[11:59] NL: and asian pastries...

[11:59] NL: but i do like sweets, so yes?

[12:00] NL: is the question relevant somehow?

[12:00] BB: Yes! I got something for you then ;D

[12:00] NL: pardon?

[12:00] NL: i am under the impression you're giving me cookies.

[12:00] NL: are you giving me cookies?

[12:01] BB: 984COK1

[12:01] BB: This is the code for cookies 83

[12:01] NL: oh goodness, that's very generous of you.

[12:01] NL: i gratefully accept.

[12:02] BB: Awesome!

[12:02] BB: It's fresh baked

[12:02] BB: Chocolate chip

[12:02] BB: be careful though it may be hot

[12:02] BB: If you had some milk it'll be even better!

[12:02] NL: unfortunately i still don't have a punch designix deployed, but i shall get to alchemitizing them as soon as the machine is available.

[12:03] NL: um, i am afraid i don't have fresh baked goods to return your favor.

[12:03] NL: just an awful lot of stored rations.

[12:03] NL: would you like some vegetables and grains?

[12:04] NL: i was thinking of perhaps making some roasted potatoes while waiting for riziee to be available again.

[12:04] NL: if you'd like those instead, or chestnuts, i can cook them now.

[12:07] BB: Oh no it's fine! You don't have to

[12:07] BB: I would like them

[12:07] BB: but haha I'm nowehre near my house now!

[12:07] NL: might as well, right? you may encounter another chance later.

[12:07] NL: it's just letters and numbers now.

[12:07] BB: Awwwwwww Lars!

[12:08] BB: If you were here I would be hugging you right now

[12:08] BB: Probably noogie too

[12:08] BB: but hugging you down like the bro you are!

[12:10] NL: i do not mind the hugs, what what is a noogie?

[12:10] BB: A noogie is a bonding technique

[12:10] BB: Where I put you in a headlock

[12:10] BB: and rustle your hair

[12:10] BB: A lot

[12:10] BB: uvu get it nice and messy

[12:10] BB: make you look like a badass!

[12:11] NL: a headlock is a bonding technique?

[12:11] NL: i suppose us monks did used to spar for bettering our bonds, but i had no idea the headlock was a specific technique.

[12:11] NL: interesting.

[12:12] NL: i will be certain to give you the swiftest and most effective headlocking if we do meet in the future.

[12:16] BB: You think so? I think I got the best headlock since Hulk Hogan buddy

[12:16] BB: >w> Think you can handle this ~

[12:18] NL: i will do my best.

[12:18] NL: though, since you said you are wet, does this mean you have ventured out into your land?

[12:19] NL: because i am planning on crossing the first gate soon myself.

[12:19] NL: after i get some better equipments, of course.

[12:19] BB: Yeaaah I'm out an about trying to see if I could like find some more imps for grists!

[12:19] BB: or maybe an apple

[12:19] BB: I would kill an ogre for an apple

[12:19] BB: but apparently I can't fight them anymore unu

[12:21] NL: why not?

[12:24] NL: and um, would you like the code for a barrel of apples?

[12:24] NL: they were supposed to go into soup.

[12:24] NL: so they're rather sour.

[12:25] BB: Well kinda got punched off a cliff by one and everyone was just OH NO YOU CANT DO THAT ANYMORE

[12:25] BB: I'm all like please

[12:25] BB: I can fight four ogres at once but nooooo

[12:25] BB: Anyways uvu apples would be divine!

[12:25] BB: Heavenly!

[12:25] NL: ogres are rather strong... but not that strong, right?

[12:25] NL: or perhaps you had encountered a particularly powerful one.

[12:25] BB: I guess, but you know more strengths in numbers right?

[12:26] NL: i did notice that they change difficulty based on their color or prototyping.

[12:26] NL: maybe your land simply has less enemies, but stronger?

[12:26] NL: and for the sack of apples...

[12:26] NL: give me a moment to extract them.

[12:27] NL: 001dt100

[12:27] BB: Meeeh that's too much work to think about I'll just kick all their asses regardless!

[12:27] BB: And THANK YOU!

[12:27] NL: you're welcome.

[12:27] NL: and just be careful.

[12:27] BB: I am careful!

[12:28] NL: maybe it would be helpful to let you know that the ogres' weakpoints are mostly on their heads?

[12:28] NL: they have very weak knees too, granted.

[12:28] NL: i would suggest attacking from somewhere higher than them, but it might be difficult on your land with so much rain.

[12:29] BB: I'll give it a shot!

[12:29] NL: what is your strife specibus?

[12:29] BB: I use guantlets O:

[12:29] NL: hand to hand combat?

[12:29] BB: Yeeeeeep

[12:29] NL: that might not be the smartest against ogres.

[12:29] BB: It works though uvu

[12:30] NL: if you jump, yes.

[12:30] NL: perhaps you need to alchemitzer some sort of strengthened boots.

[12:30] NL: just so you won't pulverize the bones of your legs when you land.

[12:30] NL: perhaps... what are those called...

[12:30] NL: superballs?

[12:30] NL: bouncy balls?

[12:30] NL: the fun rubber toys that flies all over the room if you throw it?

[12:30] BB: Bouncy balls! But Lars! I'll be fine!

[12:31] NL: maybe you can merge that with shoes...

[12:31] BB: I mean come on I'm Kamen Rider Miracle

[12:31] NL: gosh, i wish i have a superball.

[12:31] NL: and uh, miracle?

[12:31] NL: miracles are either granted by divine power or they are simply acts of such extraordinary power the normal folks can't understand.

[12:32] NL: miracles doesn't mean you should just close your eyes and hope for the best like a blind sheep to the slaughter house, hank.

[12:32] NL: i wish you'd be more mindful about getting into danger.

[12:32] BB: My eyes are wide open bro!

[12:32] BB: Relax and watch me make the impossible possible!

[12:32] NL: you know what i mean.

[12:33] NL: i can't do that.

[12:33] BB: I dooo, but what's the worse that could happen to me >w>

[12:33] NL: will you be able to relax if i told you to relax while i jump off some horrible cliffside?

[12:35] BB: Well why would you be jumping off a cliff?? O:

[12:35] NL: why would YOU?

[12:36] NL: the cliff is the metaphorical dangerous situations, by the way.

[12:36] NL: i am not sure if i am paraphrasing this properly.

[12:36] BB: Well

[12:36] BB: For meeee

[12:36] BB: I would jump off a cliff

[12:36] BB: just to get to the other side most likely

[12:36] NL: uh.

[12:36] NL: jumping off a cliff gets you splattered to the ground.

[12:37] NL: looking for a bridge, however, gets you to the other side.

[12:38] NL: hank, imagine this:

[12:38] NL: you are standing on top of a mountain, while i am standing on the side road at the side of the mountain.

[12:38] NL: you can see further than i can, alright?

[12:39] NL: and here i am, on the edge of a steep cliff, saying that i should jump down to get across.

[12:39] NL: you tell me no, that there is a bridge ahead of me of an undetermined distance that would be safer.

[12:39] NL: and likely not kill me.

[12:39] NL: but since i can't see the bridge, nor do i know where it is, i tell you to relax and just watch.

[12:39] NL: while i prepare to jump to what could be my end.

[12:39] NL: how would you feel?

[12:40] BB: I would tell you to hold off on it

[12:40] BB: and let me go first

[12:40] BB: to see if it's dangerous or not

[12:40] BB: 83

[12:40] NL: no, no. you can't move from your mountain top.

[12:40] NL: be it because you are stuck, or because someone else depends on you there.

[12:41] NL: you can't help me beyond verbal speeches.

[12:41] NL: you would be helpless, and watch.

[12:41] BB: Welll why can't I move? That be pretty silly if I was just standing there

[12:41] BB: I can't let you have all the fun now can I

[12:41] NL: well, i can't move to where you are right now, can i?

[12:41] NL: do you see where i'm drawing the examples from?

[12:41] NL: or are you fleeing from understanding?

[12:42] BB: Uhmmmm

[12:42] BB: Kinda?

[12:42] NL: hank.

[12:42] NL: i can't do much, and i realized that i can do very, very little since this game started.

[12:42] NL: i can't help any of the players, and i can't even help riziee who seems to be alone and in a bit of predicament on her land.

[12:43] NL: i can only try and make you understand why recklessness is a poor choice, a fool's route.

[12:43] NL: sure, you may be invincible.

[12:43] NL: you might be lucky.

[12:43] NL: but there is no 100% in anything.

[12:43] NL: if in that 0.00001% change out of a million that you died, what will happen to your co-players?

[12:43] NL: how would this affect the game?

[12:44] NL: we already lost someone, right? agriel?

[12:44] NL: i just don't want something to happen to you, if you could have prevented it somehow.

[12:44] NL: and telling me 'don't worry' with your kitten face doesn't change the fates.

[12:44] NL: that's all.

[12:44] NL: i hope i am not being harsh.

[12:45] NL: i am just... a little terrified imagining what could happen by simple mistakes or lack of foresight.

[12:45] BB: Nah it's cool, you're just worried and all. No harm done dude, speak your mind!

[12:45] BB: Sounds scary don't it????

[12:45] NL: i have spoken my mind.

[12:45] NL: thank you for listening.

[12:45] NL: but, um. how much of that are you processing?

[12:45] BB: Alllll of it

[12:46] BB: and I have to saaay

[12:46] NL: no.

[12:46] NL: you are not going to tell me 'it's going to be fine'.

[12:46] NL: or 'don't worry'.

[12:46] NL: alright?

[12:46] NL: the world ended, and i have my mother's ghost as my guide.

[12:47] NL: this is not a 'it's going to be ok' situation.

[12:47] NL: this is mayhem.

[12:47] NL: this is some horrible karmatic retribution of the universe and i-

[12:47] NL: my mother just told me to stop being a dramatic teenager.

[12:47] NL: was i being dramatic?

[12:47] NL: i am sorry.

[12:47] BB: I was going to say I don't see why can't do much?

[12:48] BB: Like I get it

[12:48] BB: it's hell on earth right now and everything

[12:48] NL: aha, there isn't even an earth left...

[12:48] BB: But we're still alive

[12:48] BB: We can rebuild earth

[12:49] NL: if we all stay alive.

[12:49] NL: do you see where i am going?

[12:49] NL: you need to stay alive, not by the power of miracle, but by your own carefulness and strength.

[12:49] BB: My strength is the miracle silly!

[12:49] BB: I can't just sit around and plan things out

[12:50] NL: you are not a god yet, silly hank.

[12:50] NL: you can't make miracles as you are.

[12:50] BB: Pfft

[12:50] BB: I don't need to be a god to make Miracles

[12:50] BB: I'm more than a God!

[12:50] NL: of course you do.

[12:50] BB: I'm a Kamen Rider

[12:50] NL: uh.

[12:50] BB: You just need to have a bid more faith in your friends

[12:50] BB: Just like how I got faith in you

[12:50] NL: i trust you, hank.

[12:50] NL: but it's not blind faith.

[12:51] BB: If you trust me, then believe in me

[12:51] BB: I won't die I made countless

[12:51] BB: and I literally mean countless promises

[12:51] BB: I can't break a promise it ain't manly

[12:51] NL: ...

[12:51] BB: I don't want to hear that you can't do much anymore though

[12:52] NL: my mother promised she wouldn't die before, you know.

[12:52] NL: i really can't do a lot, it's the truth.

[12:52] NL: it doesn't mean i won't try to do as much as i can.

[12:52] BB: That's what I wanted to hear now! There you go!

[12:53] BB: When you try you won't believe the things that you can do

[12:53] BB: And with a little more unf! You won't believe the things you'll accomplish!

[12:53] NL: i get this odd feeling this is only the start of my many attempts to have you understand that i wasn't losing faith.

[12:53] NL: see... i can say i am rather strong, and the reason i can say it was because of the years of training i have had as a child.

[12:53] NL: i won't say -and can't say- that i'm strong simply because i believe.

[12:54] BB: I'll do it for you uvuv

[12:54] NL: i have no rights to say that, it would be insulting to someone that had put in a lot of effort in physical training.

[12:54] NL: well.

[12:54] NL: i suppose you'll understand eventually.

[12:54] NL: just believing isn't always enough.

[12:55] NL: you can't just believe and wish an apple tree would magically grow from your front doors, you have to go plant the seed yourself.

[12:55] NL: whichever the case, have you tried alchemitizing weapons yet?

[12:57] BB: Course I have

[12:57] BB: how else would I have these badass gauntlets right here

[12:57] BB: awe yisss

[12:57] NL: do you have any advices?

[12:57] BB: For?

[12:58] NL: what kind of item combinations seem to work, for one.

[12:58] BB: Well

[12:58] NL: and for two, maybe ways to make a laptop 'more portable'?

[12:58] NL: i can't imagine what to do, i don't wear glasses.

[12:58] NL: and i don't like the idea of having a screen so close to my eyes while fighting.

[12:58] NL: i wish i can have it on a monitor on my arm, or something.

[12:59] BB: How about

[12:59] BB: Like a wrist band or something

[12:59] BB: you got one of those right?

[12:59] BB: What if you combined the two

[12:59] BB: and the computer works like a hologram

[12:59] NL: a wrist band... like the ones tennis players wear?

[12:59] NL: we don't have those.

[12:59] NL: i can sew one, i suppose, but i don't have the time.

[01:00] BB: No like a wrist gautnlet armor thing!

[01:01] NL: there used to be old armors in the vault, but they didn't get transported over to the medium.

[01:03] BB: Ouch

[01:03] BB: Well

[01:03] BB: Headband?

[01:04] NL: i have those.

[01:04] NL: do you think it'll work?

[01:04] NL: it's not like i can read what's on my forehead, right?

[01:04] BB: Hmmmm

[01:04] NL: i should have prototyped a computer.

[01:05] NL: what do you have for a computer?

[01:05] NL: perhaps a phone?

[01:06] BB: I got an iphone and I already fused my laptop

[01:06] BB: with my shades

[01:06] BB: talking to you hands free baby!

[01:06] NL: oh, that's convenient.

[01:06] NL: can you see ahead of you, though?

[01:07] BB: Yeah the screen is transparent soooo

[01:07] BB: 8D It makes things easy

[01:08] NL: i wonder what happens if i merge it with my headphones?

[01:08] NL: some sort of talking device, i suppose.

[01:08] BB: You could try!

[01:09] BB: Better than nothing ye?

[01:10] NL: yeah.

[01:10] NL: i hope it's not too grist-consuming.

[01:11] NL: i've heard experimenting could be wasteful.

[01:11] BB: yeee that's why I just did my computers and my shades

[01:11] BB: and my gauntlets uvu

[01:12] BB: Just to be on the safe side

[01:13] NL: i will try with what i have, i suppose.

[01:13] BB: Yeah!

[01:13] BB: Let's do it! Well you do it!

[01:13] BB: You can do it Kamen Rider New Meteor!

[01:14] NL: is that my name?

[01:14] NL: oh, is that a nickname?

[01:14] BB: Yep!

[01:14] BB: Your Kamen Rider title!

[01:14] NL: what does that mean, though?

[01:15] NL: meteors don't really have the best significance in our current situation, right?

[01:15] BB: Because!

[01:15] BB: There was a Kamen Rider like yourself

[01:15] BB: that practiced in techniques at a dojo! Named Kamen Rider Meteor

[01:15] BB: This means

[01:16] BB: You are the new Meteor

[01:16] BB: Kamen Rider New Meteor

[01:16] NL: i didn't study at a dojo.

[01:16] BB: shhhhh

[01:16] BB: Shhh

[01:16] BB: it's staying

[01:16] BB: uvu

[01:16] NL: alright, if you think it's suitable.

[01:17] BB: It's super suitable~!

[01:17] BB: Your special attack

[01:17] BB: will be

[01:17] BB: METEOR SHOWER EXTREME BLAST ATTACK

[01:18] NL: that sounds very powerful.

[01:18] NL: not quite sure it's physically possible, but the name is exciting.

[01:19] BB: Do it! That's your new attack

[01:20] NL: i'll try my best to live up to that extravagant title, then.

[01:22] NL: oh another note, i best get going.

[01:22] BB: You better!

[01:22] NL: seems like i will have plenty of chances to try achieving that special attack now.

[01:22] BB: Imps coming your way???

[01:23] NL: ogres.

[01:23] NL: i really, really hope my weapon holds out.

[01:23] NL: until later.

[01:23] BB: Kick their asses

[01:23] -- nelumboLoom [NL] ceased pestering bombasticBrave [BB] at 01:23 --