dreamie

+ Any pronouns × 18+ x Clown in the Streets, Clown in the Sheets, Clown with the Meats Got that OCD!!! ( obsessive clown disorder ) But also, I may reblog and unreblog some points if they make me brain buzz wrong.

[shitpostingkats]

I know a lot of games have you playing as ✨️superhuman badasses✨️ but the way it's being presented in Devil May Cry is especially entertaining to me. We've got these demon boys, and they're duct taping jet engines to their swords. The item description is like "yeah this is a stupid idea but by virtue of its wielder being stronger than a frieght train its somehow working as intended. No one else would think of this because most people live in a world of normal physics." Other characters have to learn spells and do little tricks to upgrade their movement tech, but when Dante wants to run faster, he simply runs faster. Doublejump is a state of mind. I almost feel bad for these demons I'm fighting, because I too would fly into an enraged state if I tried to throw a car at this white haired brat and he walked it off by doing a little comedy skit about it. This one family is running around with nigh unlimited physical power and instead of styling themselves in the image of gods they're channeling the immortal legacy of Bugs Bunny.

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[isabelopaque]

when the character is genuinely unsaveable and was doomed from the start

[fattributes]

Pistachio Ricotta Cake

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[localfriendandcrab]

I actually think the god wanted to be a basketball as a form of enrichment but yeah

[chasing-caws]

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

[chasing-caws]

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

[july-19th-club]

[preserving-tiktok]

[orpheuslament]

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

[orpheuslament]

cant even refute this ive been straight up doing that

[orthoscheme]

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shixiong: most normal thing in the world. in fact if you don’t have an evil shixiong you need to really carefully consider the possibility that you might be the evil shixiong

having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.

having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that

having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety

having an evil disciple: come on man. this one’s on you

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shimei: stop what you’re doing RIGHT now. as of this moment, your one and only mission is to unconditionally support your evil shimei, no takesie backsies

having an evil shijie: ccan i get yuor shijie’s number. please

[onceuponawhine]

Your maternal grandfather:

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

[onceuponawhine]

Your paternal grandfather

Fuck that dude

Meh (leaning negative)

Meh (leaning positive)

Love that dude

I don't know her

Another nuance

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

[angelstills]

Marta Braun explains the history of the jockey featured in The Horse in Motion by Eadweard Muybridge in the Nope (2022) special featurette, Mystery Man of Muybridge.

[vibrantstarfire]

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

[definitely-not-iorveth]

Wanted to warn you!

Laurierose, the person you reblogged from is a terf. I just checked through her blog and inform you since I was "yeah valid" and then looked at the reply in that post

which blog/post is this about? i went through my recent reblogs and couldn't find it and now idk if i missed something or if it's too far down to scroll to 😭 and when looking up a blog with laurierose handle it comes up empty

[cannibalfogdreams]

oop! Sorry, i misspelled, its laurierrose. Im up a super late scrolling through tumblr

this post!! 🫡

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[kittystar39]

this is the official pokemon tumblr account posting the origin of shocked pikachu