dreamie

+ Any pronouns × 18+ x Clown in the Streets, Clown in the Sheets, Clown with the Meats Got that OCD!!! ( obsessive clown disorder ) But also, I may reblog and unreblog some points if they make me brain buzz wrong.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[yourl0calqueer]

[koiagain]

hello universe Please stop kicking me i PROMISE i am already down actually i have been down since the first kick evenPlease stop

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, tortoise edition

Source

[feyburner]

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[c0gwizard-v2]

Some Ithakan brothers interaction

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[lilaccatholic]

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[calyxestra]

Thanks, @trulycertain, for your ask, which inspired this comic!

EDIT: Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | epilogue

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

🐭🦶

[shitpostingkats]

I know a lot of games have you playing as ✨️superhuman badasses✨️ but the way it's being presented in Devil May Cry is especially entertaining to me. We've got these demon boys, and they're duct taping jet engines to their swords. The item description is like "yeah this is a stupid idea but by virtue of its wielder being stronger than a frieght train its somehow working as intended. No one else would think of this because most people live in a world of normal physics." Other characters have to learn spells and do little tricks to upgrade their movement tech, but when Dante wants to run faster, he simply runs faster. Doublejump is a state of mind. I almost feel bad for these demons I'm fighting, because I too would fly into an enraged state if I tried to throw a car at this white haired brat and he walked it off by doing a little comedy skit about it. This one family is running around with nigh unlimited physical power and instead of styling themselves in the image of gods they're channeling the immortal legacy of Bugs Bunny.

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[isabelopaque]

when the character is genuinely unsaveable and was doomed from the start