[northirish]

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

[fairycosmos]

its going to get better once i work out the social dynamics of everyone in the world. bear with me

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

[daz-e]

[sexhaver]

[taraxippos]

[radio-fry]

I've obtained a new hobby

[taujr-resort]

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]

[hooved]

sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[cannibalsfishing]

idea of going back to normal life when achieving my dreams has basically gone out the window… for once I want something to go my way. I feel like I’m begging at the feet of a statue that is crumbling and burying me in the rubble

[kosmogrl]

friday the 13th of doom and despair

[littlemsterious]

“who would win in a fight, jon archive or cecil nightvale?”

jon’s power is asking questions and cecil’s power is gossiping. they cancel each other out.

[aro-antic]

i couldn't help myself i drew it (the world-saving yap cycle)