even the sweetest plum has only got so long @cannibananabalism - Tumblr Blog

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

kragehund-est

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

kingcatnine

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

mariacallous

sparkylurkdragon

greelin

oh everyone shut the fuck up. I’ve just remembered Lee Pace

6’5….

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

bumblebeebats

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

riddler-apologist

fellas is it gay to be excited to dismember your best friend's body from another dimension?

frwalkwithme

hello . does anyone gaf about this show anymore

plutellida3

i was crying, he crew too, we both crode

the-hellbound-heart

dollhouserabbit

god hearing bludworth's goodbye words made me just so fucking emotional. the fact they literally took out what they originally scripted and let tony say what he wanted to say to everyone watching, telling them to enjoy their lives and make the most of what we have. it breaks me. i miss him so much.