Canon Deserved Better

Main Tags: Shitpost Kanda and Discord Screenshots Mason | 25 | NonBinary | Current Hyperfixations: D.Gray-Man, Obey Me, No.6 and Kingdom Hearts

[canon-did-us-dirty]

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[meraki-sunset]

Commission for @canon-did-us-dirty

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[emerald-polaris]

Ch 214 ❤️

[canon-did-us-dirty]

Sephiroth: Who are you?

Yu Kanda: I'm you, but canonically alive and not evil

So uh, how we doing after the announcement that Travis Willingham is voicing Sephiroth

As I'm making this post I'm realizing more similarities and FUCK Kanda was the good ending huh (being made/raised in a lab, being forced into being a weapon for a more powerful group, etc)

Is now the time to mention that I haven't played Rebirth,,,,

[itsmemordred]

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[romana-colasour]

Dhfusoaidnandbeishssihwhuiabjbiucbibsy I’M SO SORRY!!! I JUST HAD TO SHITPOST! THE CLOWN INSTINCT POSSESSED ME AND WOULDN’T LET GO I’M SO SORRYYYYYYyYyyYyy

[spiccanart]

Day 3 - Inktober - Ship of Fools

Perfect chance to draw one of my favourite polyships. Allen/Lavi/Tyki would be utterly ridiculous, and no one can tell me Tyki wouldn’t be like a big puppy.

[marshidoesart]

One handed duo :p

[mysticcopfriendegg]

[the-specters-stag]

[emerald-polaris]

Ch 214 ❤️

[liketolaugh-writes]

Allen's Injury Tally: Invasion Arc

No one asked for this but here it is in full anyway. Obviously we don't know for real what injuries he took, but I assigned some injuries that seemed logical based on the hits he takes during this arc.

Total: severe concussion, a minimum of six broken ribs (one of which is a compound fracture), severe whiplash, many many internal injuries, broken ankle/pelvis/vertebra, punctured lung, assorted lacerations, sprained knee/wrist

Breakdown under the cut.

Facial lacerations (upper right side)

Burns I guess? I'm gonna say just on the parts not covered by his Innocence

Head injury (right side)

Let's call that four broken ribs, assorted internal bleeding, big gash from impact

Secondary impact: head injury for sure, whiplash, cracked pelvis, one of his broken ribs pops out, bruised lung, miscellaneous internal injuries

Let's call this more internal injuries, poor boy is gonna bleed out from the inside.

Combo attack! Let's say one of Allen's broken ribs punctures his lung at this point (bad!) and he gets two more, and he also gets assorted lacerations from Being Punched Really Hard, plus a sprained knee. But it's fine because he's using his Innocence to move that anyway!

Another head injury for the tally, and he breaks his ankle and a vertebra. Good thing his Innocence is stabilizing his back, eh? Let's say the mask and hood are stabilizing his neck too.

Oops he sprained his wrist. Barely registers at this point tbh.

I'll give him a pass here tbh, the level four really just needed to smack him around a bit to bring him down again. He's gonna be bruised all to hell though.

Final note: bandages on his right arm afterward.

Total (repeated): severe concussion, a minimum of six broken ribs (one of which is a compound fracture), severe whiplash, many many internal injuries, broken ankle/pelvis/vertebra, punctured lung, assorted lacerations, sprained knee/wrist

These injuries are a little severe for the healing timeline given, but I think it's fine to extend that a little past what's explicitly said (maybe two weeks instead of a few days) and then I think it's a decent balance between enhanced healing times, the environmental damage seen, and him being 'too injured to move.'

[candy-crackpot]

This is all on top of Allen going without sleep because Link had been interrogating him into the night, possibly still not fully recovered from the Ark fight (plus the hole in his heart that we don'tknow how much it hurts him) and throwing up his breakfast once he saw the Level 4's soul btw so he wasn't even fully rested/in top shape 😭

[looniecartooni]

Hi everyone- sorry to do this again, but I need to move out of my current living situation and according to my little understanding about rent, I need to prove that I make at least 2.5 to 3 times the rent of an apartment. Currently with my part time job that rarely gives me more days, my on-call job, and my art business, I make about enough to cover at least a small rental barely, but way below what is considered low income. I keep being told over and over that I am not eligible unless I make 2.5-3 times the rent and am able to prove it with bank statements and pay stubs.

I don't necessarily need the money, I do need the proof of income. I am on the brink of being kicked out or just storming off, but I was really hoping a job would fall through. I am willing to do commissions in exchange for donations or money and I also have a Shopify: Welsome's Creative Pursuits – Welsome's Creative Pursuits with stuff I've already made.

My main business income is pet portraits that I can paint from pictures, but I do have- as you may have seen in the past- experience with fan art- though that tends to take longer, especially when I am unfamiliar with the fandom. Please no NSFW or gore requests though. I am also open to help on writing projects and create doll commissions (likely out of scrap materials). Payment can be discussed via Pay Pal DM'd.

If you would like to just donate out of the kindness of your heart or to help me continue my creative business so that I can expand, please consider checking out my KoFi:

https://ko-fi.com/welsomescreativepursuits

I feel extremely guilty about this and will continue just applying for better positions on whatever an Art History degree can get me. I understand times are tough right now- so there is no pressure. I just want to be able to move and restart my life so that it's more peaceful and that maybe I can even be considered for Affordable Housing. Please help if you can!

[homiehopper4life]

Can’t stop thinking about these two. Send help…

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[moonpie2405]

Thinking about it a little, I don't believe it's that hard to figure out where Allen had sent Kanda and Alma off to - all you need is a place that Allen has visited before, a place where he thinks that the Order won't be able to easily reach, and most importantly, a place that has emotional ties to both him and Kanda. Mater is like, the only place that really satisfies all these conditions.

And I'm not saying that anyone from Central can easily figure it out, because that bunch has all the emotional understanding capability of a rat's ass and could not begin to understand Allen or Kanda as people if it killed them, but Komui? Komui could definitely figure it out, he was the one who paired those two up and sent them off to that mission in the first place. All I want is Komui sending Central personnel in wild goose chases for three months to ensure that Kanda and Alma's actual resting place does not get discovered.

[valiantpoisonart]