I CAN DO THIS

I am overhauling this blog and making it my place to talk about life changes, including working out, eating low carb and starting my career and a Nurses Assistant! Please join me on my journey!

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

[doctor-roman]

I have maybe three minutes of internet and I apparently missed stuff yesterday, does anyone have a recap

[wind-to-your-sails]

Novels are back, there are masterpiece planeswalkers, and some Guilds of Ravnica previews.

[doctor-roman]

>masterpiece planeswalkers

mOM

[maris-solstice]

There’s some bad news tho

the masterpiece planeswalkers are gonna be in a Hasbro exclusive product, not in packs, limiting their availability to people who can drop $250 on the set.

[doctor-roman]

$5 blow jobs means I only have to give 50 of them

[canthurtme]

$20 blow jobs means you only have to give 13 and then you’ll have money for lunch too

[canthurtme]

...

I’m so lost. And depressed. I’ve been going out with friends to hide it and trying so hard to work past it but my life and my happiness is crumbling down around me and I can’t deal. I can’t make the pain go away. My heart is ground into a million little pieces and I’m so numb inside. I can’t breathe and I’m having anxiety and panic attacks 3 or 4 times a day

[scalestails]

Update! (7/16/18)

She’s home, I’ve named her Pickle, and vet appointment is Monday. She seems to be doing well aside from fleas. She took her bottle reluctantly but won’t eliminate. :( I’ll keep trying.

So long story short, she was outside and the choices were; put her back (she had wandered away from mom) and hope mom got to her before the 100F+ heat or dehydration did, take her home, or let someone put her down.

Obviously we know what choice I went with, so viola! She will live with me until I can get her into a forever home. I hope she does well, she’s very small and vulnerable.

Mom is a calico too, everyone’s trying to catch her to fix her but she’s been tricky, apparently. :( Really hope we can get her because this is her third litter, at least.

[canthurtme]

Used to be a groomer. Blue dawn soap for the fleas. It’s safe and gentle for a baby pickle

[doctor-roman]

I was straightening up the lobby and

There was a cap???

Under the pillows?????

With Barack Obama’s name on it?¿?¿?

[canthurtme]

Film in it?

[canthurtme]

I am bored. I need help

I want to start moving forward with my life. I want to be forward in my health. I want to be way farther in my career than I am, despite promises from multiple bosses I will be moving I’m not. I want to go to school but I have no idea what I want to commit my life too. HELP

[canthurtme]

Fantastic dinner after a hard day and a harder workout!!

[canthurtme]

Had pizza for dinner, brownies are baking for dessert, all of it delicious, and all of it less than 10 carbs. Loving my new Woe!! Down 17 pounds in 2 weeks and 100 more to go! Daunting but exciting

[canthurtme]

Also, I’m gonna leave this here for your enjoyment. Meliodas has claimed this basket

[canthurtme]

Day 5 and the PT test

So, C and I have been low carb for almost a week, and I’m already noticing huge changes. I feel great, I’m standing up straighter and walking faster

Tonight, instead of doing our regular work out, we took a page from C’s military background and decided figure out what our baseline is with a PT test. Do each exercise for a minute and see how many reps you can do. Here’s where I landed

Pushups: 11

Sit-ups: 19

Squats: 26

Jumping jacks: 42

I know it may not seem like much to some of you 4 hour a day meat heads whose blood is made of protein shake, but it’s a hell of a start for me and I’m proud of myself!

[canthurtme]

Day 2 of low carb.

I don’t remember what day it is of us starting to work out but we are both feeling pretty good! We are starting the morning off a little heavy carb with an egg and chorizo burrito. Low carb tortilla of course. I truly enjoy being low carb because it makes me feel really good, and it’s the only thing I’ve tried that really works for me.

[doctor-roman]

I,

1) do not have the money to make a new EDH deck, and

2) wouldn’t know who to make anyway

…but I STILL want to make an EDH deck

[canthurtme]

Come over to my house and make one with my cards

[best-shower-thoughts]

In the future we are going to have tweets in us history textbooks. (source)

[canthurtme]

In the future we are going to have Donald trumps tweets in US history books .....

[annasellheim]

The only way we’re going to get through this new administration is by leaning on each other.

[annasellheim]

SIX👏THOUSAND👏NOTES👏

[annasellheim]

7,000!

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[canthurtme]

Pay no attention to the man behind the acronym

[kimpossibooty]

‪Podcast idea: a D&D campaign with same characters, same story, same everything, but different comedians picking it up each week and trying to deal with what the players of the past week put their characters through

[kimpossibooty]

Working title: Roll Reversal

[kimpossibooty]

So there’s actually a really solid chance of this becoming a thing. Can you reblog this post if you’d have interest in listening to this?