Disney Princess Dennis bringing home a random animal while Jack and Robby aren't home.
DISNEY PRINCESS DENNISSSS
Robby getting a text while he's at the store of "hey can you pick up mussels? Or just fish in general?"
He frowns at it because Dennis-well he doesn't dislike seafood but he doesn't typically request it for meals. So it sets off a slight alarm bell but he shrugs it off and grabs the requests.
Jack gets questions about cleaning supplies which is odd because he just deep cleaned the kitchen over the weekend. So Dennis shouldn't need any of these things. Then the picture comes through and he doesn't even hesitate before pressing the call button.
"Where in the fuck did you even-"
"I didn't do anything, I swear, it just found me!"
"Otters don't just find people, Dennis!"
"This one did!"
There's some rustling and a squeak on the end of the line and Jack hears Robby cooing something which makes him groan. "Michael. No. Don't look at it. Do not touch it. That thing probably has germs and needs to go back to the river."
"She's fine, Jack," Robby calls. "She's sweet too. You should see these little paws."
"She's going to the vet in the morning," Dennis promises. "Pebble's only staying tonight, I swear."
"...you named it?"
"Well we can't just call her the otter for the next twelve hours."
"You better start calling it the reason I die early. Oh wait, that thing's name is Dennis."
