I'm The Guy The PTA Moms Warned You About

Fluffy/Jay, he/him, 30 Absolute Bastard on main. (Avatar done by @KillShields on Twitter)

[ouroborosorder]

at the point and click adventure club straight up unsure what to do next

[aulerean]

everyone always says wherewolf, but nobody ever asks how wolf...

[vile-things]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal]

[ftvs-cm45]

Happy Birthday, Nora Valkyrie!!

[lleyksie]

black bears ʕ-ᴥ-ʔ

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

lets All lock in starting Right Now

[virusgeist]

how i feel about locking in

[definitely-not-a-plant]

how i feel about locking in

[chronocrump]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[truetgirl]

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

[nathanheadphotography]

Ember Island Conservatory

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[thelesbianthespianposts]

starting a series I’m calling “Stuff I like in Baseball”

The big stretch the first baseman has to do to catch the ball and remain on base

When a pitch rolls away and the catcher has to look all threatening at the base runners when he gets it

When the batter strikes out so bad and he can tell

When the fielder gives up trying to catch the home run ball

When the second baseman tries to catch a ball twenty feet above him

more to come