∇Die young and save yourself.∇

∇You never worked well with our group Not with the faults we found So we fixed you with cement galoshes No one can save you now Unless you have friends among fish There'll still be no air to breathe You could drink up the entire ocean I'll still find someone to be everything we know that you'll never be∇ - 💙✯Taken✯💙

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schnellonline]

LOVE those ultra modded skyrim screenshots where someone’s character is this honey select demoness succubus thing and in the background is a regular skyrim guy doing his thing

[schnellonline]

[saman-the-iconoclast]

I can see his expression despite his helmet

[manybirdsinatrenchcoat]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[creek-nymph]

[somanypetals]

[1000drawings]

[cieled]

Howl’s bathtub

[rinsuokah]

 Sophie, your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.

[squareclocks]

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[canweplsjust]

Go check the fire

https://open.spotify.com/album/3GpCNo1MNSb4fsMJzXEpAG EVERYONE GO CHECKOUT MY BOY Connor Gibbonns ON SPOTIFY his new album Heartbreaker just dropped and its fire. #music #rap #hiphop #fire #album #heartbreaker #spotify #viral #lit #turnt #letsgo #checkitout

[kumagawa]

[cybershorty-deactivated20210118]

[martinekenblog-deactivated20180]

[canweplsjust]

Aesthetic

[jacovital]