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akindplace

Anna Laura

adactaaries

This is what happens when you are traveling with an urchin

mistercrowbar

“Leaving a fang out is vampire blepping” lead to “astarion yawns like a cat”

traveller-of-the-knight

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

saint-vagrant

my sign for a protest a couple days ago. grateful to be there— and won't stop for nothin!

palestine will be free.

climbdraws

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies

beaft

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

lesbianralzarek

you then go "yanno, maybe thats a more recent gig. lets keep looking" and check out his character background and its ALSO Professional Liar

but he also also was a magistrate once. that wasnt a lie. hes lying about being alive

myrfing

blogging

sunsbleeding

l0verseyes

simon!!

i'm here to save you!

fr33ride

Bunnicula 1979-1999

verbosemoth

orin isn't recruitable because the world isn't ready for the kind of havoc the bhaalsiblings would wreck with mr enabler ancunin

mephostophilis

“it is what it is” and “what will be will be” convey the same sort of feeling in present and future tense but there’s no good past tense counterpart

mephostophilis

past tense is “fucked that up a little bit”

vang0bus

“what’s done is done”

mephostophilis

……….. fucked that up a little bit

coffinvows

some guy

caecilii

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

callmebliss

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?