God of Grain

nicki, she/her, '99. foremost sea bishop of the popery

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[dogpuppy]

[mrsterlingeverything]

I feel like the systems in place want to punish me for being crazy unreliable hateful antisocial avoidant and paranoid which is kind of stupid to me. But whatever

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dykeisagender-deactivated202305]

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

[getalittlemoreclosetome]

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how do you feel about men who rub cocaina on the tips of their condoms so they girl they get with end up addicted to "them"

I hope you made this up just to fuck with me and no one is this stupid

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cocaine is a topical analgesic that not only numbs but also restricts blood flow, I feel like intravaginal route would be the exact opposite of sexy unless the woman is really into edging

[gunsandfireandshit]

[deadpowol]

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[jothwip]

bunny yuri. Spread the news

[puppiesthoughtsgobrrr]

Bunny yuri!

[lieutenant-sappho]

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[gothic-little-caesars]

[the-professional-despiser]

[darkspaceboytoy]

🎵And I’m proud to be an American, where I eat in my car like a piiig🎵

[lakemojave]

If you try to eat in your car in Bosnia they kill you. They just kill you.

[bogleech]

the dmv in silent hill

(*actually mold storage at a sex doll factory)

[captain-price-returns]

*jumps at you with a wet thud*