Capn Insanity

Art Mercenary

[beangoblinvt]

Art of the Bean, by the amazing @melvincrt

[beangoblinvt]

Art of the Bean, by the amazing @capn-insanity

[melvincrt]

this place is scary, where am i

[capn-insanity]

sup fuckers. im back on this account only to make sure i still have it.

[capn-insanity]

hallo

how does one do a fucking tumblr again jfc.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying” “eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer” “…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.” “yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”

[toodeepforyou]

religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion

“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”

“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”

“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”

[rorytelling]

Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing

[rannulfr]

When I first started playing Pathfinder I thought “craft” meant like “watercraft” and I gave a ton of it to my Barbarian so I wouldn’t be useless running with the two pirates in our group.

Mid game my DM was like “No… Like… Arts and crafts.”

And I was like “Fuck it he knits, is there any yarn on the ship?”

DM: *Rolls dice* … *Looks up* This shipment is nothing but yarn.

Me: I’m going to knit a sweater.

DM: What’s your craft score again? *Looks at page*………………. Don’t even roll…

DM: So you all pull into port wearing sweaters beautifully knitted by our goddamned Barbarian.

Ragtag group of scoundrels & assassins: Yay!

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this

[true0neutral]

@thessalian

[captainhardy]

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

URSULA 

by Joey Chou

[vintageeveryday]

34 vintage funny Halloween costumes can make you laugh.

[outofcontextdnd]

Player: “We have to check on whether our friend is still alive. He still owes me a lot of money, so you know he’s incentivised to hold on for us.”

NPC ally they just recruited: “Yes, that is definitely how that works.”

[fhtagn-and-tentacles]

CTHULHU CONCEPTS 

by Austen “LordNetsua” Mengler

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we were eyeless we’d be unaware of color. What if we’re missing some part of reality because we don’t have the organ to detect it?

[miskatonicaquarium]

Various Lovecraftian monsters by Scott Purdy

[just-shower-thoughts]

If vampires are okay with moonlight, and moonlight is just sunlight reflecting off the moon, then maybe NASA’s Apollo program was just a bunch of super-rich vampires checking to see if moonrocks could be used as an ingredient for vampire body lotion

[norse-witchery]

Unknown artist.

Remember folks, The Elder Priest Kthon (Cthulhu) is waiting for your questions, and prayers. 

-Hail Cthulhu

[capn-insanity]

SLYTHERIN PRIDE!!

[gregamiah]

I feel like we need to talk more bout America Chavez.

She’s a teenage latino gay superhero from another dimension. Like, how could you not just love her? Oh, and she’s a member of the Young Avengers.

Yes. As in THOSE Young Avengers. Did I mention she’s incredibly bad-ass?

You wanna talk powers? This lady has powers up the wazoo. We’re talking super strength and durability, flight,

as well as bullet-proof skin.

Is Loki checking out her ass? goddamn it Loki she will kick you so hard in the face. Oh yeah, there’s another thing.

She can literally kick holes between dimensions to allow for instant travel across worlds. So, basically…

America Chavez is essentially the ultimate superhero and someone we DEFINITELY need to be talking about more often.

[marstheworld]

Her parents ar a pair of lesbians too so there’s that.

[captainamericaisbisexual]

we need at least 4 movies about her right now

[homelanders]

she’s … a bulletproof lesbian, the one whe’ve been waiting for