Oh, scry me a river.

28. Female. Hufflepuff. Designer. Tabletop gamer. Dirty blue player.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch I’ll live to WRITE it

[rosegardendeprofundis]

Source: @laceypaigepoetry on Instagram

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I would like to add,, strawberry finches

They’re dating🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[basil-bird]

*materializes out of a murder of crows, covered in blood* hey guys, there’s a sale at bob’s discount furniture right now. buy one get one free.

[basil-bird]

the fact that this has no notes is, quite frankly, tragic. i found it in my drafts and it’s the funniest thing about crows that i can come up with. what more do you people want.

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

gay sex?

[basil-bird]

whatever.

[metal-stina]

[owners-bimbomaid]

My life

[tachonis]

hello this is my magnum opus ive peaked at 22

[dragon-in-a-hoodie]

that’s a yes from me

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[icebats]

Women on twitter are sharing weird things theyve seen in bathrooms at guys houses and im fucking screaming why are men like this

[icebats]

ONE OF THEM HAD A GARDEN HOSE INSTEAD OF A SHOWERHEAD BYE

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

Why do women hate innovation?

[patchesthegreat]

me: caring for my pet lobster, Pinchy

my judgmental gf: lol wtf is this

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[brianseamus]

My cat:

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[nyctoheart]

     What ties us together     even when we’re apart.

[larcenygrand-deactivated2025042]

I cant fault Mr. Darcy for going to parties and not talking to anyone, because that’s exactly what I do at parties. Following around the one person I know, and insulting everyone else while I’m at it, either intentionally or not? Sounds like a blast

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[local-disaster]

this is one of the greatest exchanges of words in television history.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

We were raised in, and exist in, a racist society.

Under these conditions: racism isn’t something you simply abstain from. Racism is something you must actively unlearn. 

[ghost-cassette]

And continually self-check for

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

And continually self-check for