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I write fanfiction sometimes over on the good ol' Archive (mostly Helluva). This is an alt blog, so don't take it personally if you don't see me liking/following you :)
If you have a suggestion or request for a fic, drop it in my asks. I can't promise I will follow through with it or when that will happen, but please don't stop you from entering an idea <3
One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.
This was my thought process for the end of Into the Candlelight btw
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I think Stolas would love Project Hail Mary. And blitz would watch it with him because he wants to support Stolas's interests and then he would become fiercely and violently protective of Ryland Grace for No Particular Reason and they would both cry at the end of the movie.
Also: Stolas would be SOBBING at the fact that Rocky was alone in space for as long as he was. And also that line about Adrian. About "it's not enough." Do you see what I'm putting down here.
I think Stolas would love Project Hail Mary. And blitz would watch it with him because he wants to support Stolas's interests and then he would become fiercely and violently protective of Ryland Grace for No Particular Reason and they would both cry at the end of the movie.
realizing a headcanon of yours happens to make an element of canon even more heartbreaking when you hadn't even considered it from that angle previously
[ID from alt: emoji rubbing their hands together and grinning evilly. End ID.]
Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo
I know I say my inbox is for fic requests but yall I am ALWAYS down to yap about my blorbos. If u have a question u can drop it in as well 🥰
I found you through “Work Song” and your Blitz-Millie dynamic scratched a deep-rooted itch I have for more content of them.
I had a fic request/idea revolving around them (and Moxxie by proxy) where following Full Moon, Blitz decides that the best thing to do after essentially getting dumped is to drag himself to his happily married coworker’s home. Obviously after the concerns about their livelihood are dismissed with the revelation of the crystal, Millie does her best to distract Blitz from the disastrous night.
So I didn't really follow the request super closely, I ended up wandering off into my own little angst world, but I do think part of what you're looking for is something that doesn't develop in Millie & Blitz's relationship until Ghostfuckers. That said, I hope you enjoy anyway, and I will be sure to include more Millie & Blitz in my future fics. They are so fun to write.
The Afterparty (3795 words) by capncrunchin Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Blitzo & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Millie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Loona (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Loona & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss) Characters: Millie (Helluva Boss), Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Loona (Helluva Boss) Additional Tags: Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, with a little sprinkling of hurt no comfort at the very end, Ambiguous/Open Ending, by which I mean the rest of the Helluva series takes place after this, so they'll figure it out, … eventually - Freeform, Post-Episode: s02e08 The Full Moon (Helluva Boss), Post-Episode: s02e09 Apology Tour (Helluva Boss), Pre-Episode: s02e10 Ghostfuckers (Helluva Boss), Millie hasn't yet had her "oh shit Blitz really needs my help doesn't he?" moment yet, Canon Compliant, Missing Scene, This probably didn't happen but there's nothing saying it DIDN'T, Platonic Relationships, Best Friends, Team as Family, Post-Break Up, Quote: "IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP! You need a relationship for one of those and we never had that. And we never will." (Blitzo), No that's not an actual tag but I formatted it like one, Blitzo Has Issues (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Has Abandonment Issues (Helluva Boss), Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss), So does Stolas but this isn't about him rn, Hurt Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Sad Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Worried Millie (Helluva Boss), Worried Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Minor Millie/Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Good Friend Millie (Helluva Boss), Good Friend Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Caring Millie (Helluva Boss), Asmodean Crystal (Helluva Boss), Song: All 2 U (Motherfucker) (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Being Blitzo (Helluva Boss), go read a fluff fic after this, The Author Regrets Nothing, based on a request from Tumblr, Angst, Everyone is Bad at Feelings, brought to you by, Song: I Don't Wanna Live Forever (Taylor Swift & ZAYN), Quote: "Wonderin' if I dodged a bullet or just lost the love of my life." (Taylor Swift), I Wrote This While Listening to Taylor Swift's Music, Two Shot, Blitzo's Name Spelled as Blitz (Helluva Boss), POV Third Person Limited, POV Millie, POV Outsider Summary: "Something's wrong with Blitz." Loona's voice doesn't have the usual disaffected flatness. Instead, she's a little pitchy, the hint of a whine in her tone. Millie sits upright and scrubs at her face. "What?" she asks, her voice hoarse. Moxxie looks up at Millie. "What's wrong, honey?" he asks. "Something's wrong with Blitz," Loona repeats. --- What happened after the Fuck Blitz party?
Helloo! Hope you're doing well and your writers block isn't too bad, I have another idea/request! (Again no worries about actually writing it, I know you have bad writers block atm. I just wanted to try and give you some inspo! Also I just like having somewhere I can write my ideas) Anywayy, Blitzø loses his skull pendant and freaks out, and refuses to leave the human world till he finds it, ooh and maybe when they can't find it, Stolas can use a spell to locate it, but he needs to know about the object, so Blitzø has to begrudgingly open up about his mum :)
It's a new fic request fic 😌
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Blitzo & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Millie (Helluva Boss), Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Men Crying, Blitzo Has Issues (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Has Abandonment Issues (Helluva Boss), Canon-Typical Violence, Missions Gone Wrong, Concussions, Vomiting, Panic Attacks, Blitzo is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss), Blitzo is Trying (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia is Bad at Feelings, Author makes up magic rules for plot convenience, Crying Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Crying Stolas Goetia, Pre-Episode: s02e08: The Full Moon (Helluva Boss), Post-Episode: s02e02 Seeing Stars (Helluva Boss), Put this fic anywhere in that time range, Talking About Feelings, Blitzo's Name Spelled as Blitz (Helluva Boss), POV Third Person Limited, POV Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia, Blitzo Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss), Hurt Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Mentioned Tilla (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Has PTSD (Helluva Boss), Blitzo's past, blitzo's skull charm, idea submitted on tumblr, Author should be sleeping, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
Summary:
The man screamed, ragged and raw, and flung Blitz like he was a bothersome rag. Blitz flew. The pendant flew. Blitz's head cracked against a conveyor belt, and he blacked out for a heartbeat before he managed to turn onto his side and catch sight of his skull charm flying.
"Millie!"
Blitz froze.
The pendant was on a conveyor belt leading away from Blitz, away from the fight, nestled between two packages. Moxxie's scream was guttural.
Blitz's head pounded. He turned.
One of the humans had Moxxie by the back of his coat, flailing in the air. Three other humans, including the one that had thrown Blitz, had Millie surrounded. One of them was holding Moxxie's gun and aiming it at Millie. Millie was crouched. Her axe was gone. She growled at the humans like a feral cat.
Blitz sent one last desperate look at his skull pendant. Then he bent his legs and launched himself into the air toward Millie and Moxxie.
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Blitz loses the skull pendant. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83837116
Alsooo maybe one where Stella tries to bribe Blitzø into leaving Stolas/breaking his heart in the process, and Blitzø is like fuck no, go fuck yourself, and Stolas overhears and is mildly suprised, but also touched by his loyalty
guys this is so embarrassing I posted this fic but forgot to update the title before posting so it was posted as just abc.
anyway
Stella drops a check on Blitz's desk. "I am prepared to offer you enough money for you to never have to work again, you insolent insect."
Blitz's eyes widen when he makes out the number of digits written in the amount section of the check. He squints up at Stella. "And what's the catch?" he asks slowly. He draws his hand away from the SOS buttons.
"Break Stolas's heart."
---
Stella has a business proposal for Blitz. It doesn't go well for her.
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Part 2 is posted featuring Stolas's POV of part 1!
Another fic I posted a while ago...
I realize I forgot to share that I posted this fic back in March, but it is one of my old brain children that has been lurking in my Obsidian vault of fanfiction for quite some time. If you've already read it and got excited about seeing a post from me, stay tuned, got something coming soon <3
The Real Monsters (18289 words) by capncrunchin Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Blitzo & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Loona (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Loona & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Blitzo & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), Fizzarolli & Stolas Goetia, Stolas Goetia & Loona Characters: Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Stolas Goetia, Millie (Helluva Boss), Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Loona (Helluva Boss), Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), Asmodeus | Ozzie (Helluva Boss), D.H.O.R.K.S. Agents (Helluva Boss) Additional Tags: Whump, blitzo whump, Hurt Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Kidnapping, Torture, D.H.O.R.K.S. Organization (Helluva Boss), Self-Sacrifice, human disguises, Suicidal Thoughts, Implied Suicide Attempt, as a result of being held hostage/tortured, Angst with a Happy Ending, mentioned force-feeding, Dehumanization, POV Third Person Limited, POV Alternating, POV Blitzo (Helluva Boss), POV Stolas Goetia, Protective Stolas Goetia, Protective Millie (Helluva Boss), Protective Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Protective Loona (Helluva Boss), Protective Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss), IMP + Fizzarolli go to war against the DHORKs to rescue Blitzo, Blitzo's Name Spelled as Blitz (Helluva Boss), Angst, Post-Episode: s02e12 Sinsmas (Helluva Boss), I'm tired of grieving give Stolas a gun, author plays fast and loose with the rules of Hell for plot convenience, Psychological Torture, Aftermath of Torture, Team as Family, Rescue Missions, Stolas Goetia Loves Blitzo, Blitzo Loves Stolas Goetia, Caring Stolas Goetia, Blitzo Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss), Blitzo Has Issues (Helluva Boss), Worried Stolas Goetia, Soft Stolas Goetia, Men Crying, Boys In Love, Talking About Feelings, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, Mentioned Striker (Helluva Boss), Purring Imps (Helluva Boss), Purring Blitzo (Helluva Boss), Imps Behave Like Cats (Helluva Boss), demons with animal characteristics Summary: Blitz makes a split-second decision to protect his family that lands him trapped and alone on Earth with the DHORKs and the rest of I.M.P. unable to reach him.
Alsooo maybe one where Stella tries to bribe Blitzø into leaving Stolas/breaking his heart in the process, and Blitzø is like fuck no, go fuck yourself, and Stolas overhears and is mildly suprised, but also touched by his loyalty
guys this is so embarrassing I posted this fic but forgot to update the title before posting so it was posted as just abc.
anyway
Stella drops a check on Blitz's desk. "I am prepared to offer you enough money for you to never have to work again, you insolent insect."
Blitz's eyes widen when he makes out the number of digits written in the amount section of the check. He squints up at Stella. "And what's the catch?" he asks slowly. He draws his hand away from the SOS buttons.
"Break Stolas's heart."
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Stella has a business proposal for Blitz. It doesn't go well for her.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?
Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.
an honour
an ai can't bleed its heart and soul out onto a page and throw up all its deep rooted traumas and issues into what is ostensibly a fluff fic and then post it on ao3 with an a/n that is just "I wrote this in 6 hours while drinking a Bang energy drink until 3am"
hii, I LOVE your fics btw, your writting is so slay!! I have a fic request of after True Seekers (or some point after that where Blitzø gets captured again) and the truth gas doesn't ware of as quickly as he thought, and is forced/accidently tells Stolas his real feelings and stuff. No pressure at all if you don't wanna, just thought it was a fun fic idea! I'm a sucker for truth syrum type stuff. Anyway hope you have a good day and I look forward to more of your fics in the future <3
new fic for you my beloved!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74616306
Stolas hummed. "You know, darling, you don't have to fuck me." He looked Blitz up and down. "I would be more than happy to just have you here for the evening." "After seeing that big scary bird form of yours?" Blitz shook his head. "I gotta stick my dick in something. Preferably you." Okay, well. He hadn't really meant to tell Stolas about that either, but whatever. Stolas flushed. "You found my... eldritch form attractive?" "Yeah, yeah." Blitz rolled his eyes and approached the bed, undoing his belt. "What did I say about keeping your beak shut?" he growled. Stolas's feathers fluffed; then he smirked. "I don't remember," he cooed. "Brat." --- The truth gas has totally worn off. Right?
In the Candelight
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Blitz spills over the sides of his cup when he pours the coffee pot. A little puddle forms on the counter but Blitz can't find the energy to clean it up, instead scooping ice out of the office's freezer and letting the cold bite his fingers. Cold is good. It shocks some of the numbness out of him, lets him tune into what the others are talking about. They have a hit on a more important target than usual, one with a security detail. Blitz curses himself for not checking the schedule for today himself. He's known today was coming. He always knows. Blitz walks into the conference room, sipping his coffee, and stares dully at the whiteboard. He's supposed to come up with a plan, a strategy. Moxxie and Loona are arguing about whether it's better to be sneaky or to be fast, and then he hears his name, and the conversation tapers out. He blinks the room back into focus. Everyone is looking at him. He clears his throat. "What?" --- Blitz is having a no-good, very bad day.
randomly found a fic I forgot about so have some angst on this lovely Friday <3
