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Helluva Boss obsessed late-30-something. Stolitz is currently eating my brain. I'm into art, writing, karate, kandi crafting, and more. Also here to follow Furby and aesthetic stuff. @CaldellaCrafts on Insta. I'm most active therewhen it comes to posting art. @Caldella on Cara and BlueSky
Asks are open but please keep them purposeful. Asks/messages that are invasive or a vague "Hey/Hi," I'll assume your intentions are bad.
Stolas and his "Foolish Fantasies" - An Examination of the Reasons Behind them
Sex, Love, Violence, and Autonomy - A Breakdown of Stolas' fantasy/nightmare and its implications from the June 2026 teaser
Mission: Zero's visual storytelling on Blitz's leadership skills
Stella: Pawn, Perpetrator, Perpetuator
Blitzø & Verosika: 7 Deadly Similarities
Stolas, Via, & Prophecies: A Future Destined to be Misread
Personal - Stolas and Why I Relate to Him
Mini Analysis of Blitz's eye animation RE family resemblance
How Vox predicted his own S2 downfall in Brighter
Fanfic
Princes, Pirates, and Portals (HB Pirate AU, WIP, up to chapter 4)
Cash Only (HB fic, completed)
Definitely Not Divorced (HB comedic pre-Circus fic, completed)
Stolen Songs (HB Vassago & Stolas, one chapter for now)
Memes I've Made
Mastermind Memes Part 1 and Part 2 and technically Part 3, "Horny Jail"
Sinsmas Memes Part 1 and Part 2
Crack Plot/Theories/HB Headcanons
S3 Crack Theory: Loona, Stolas, & Alcoholism
The "Mission" HB Shorts and their callbacks/hints
Post made after the Bad Drivezo short aired
Why Blitzø Fell for Stolas
Look I just want Cash to get sassed right out the door
Blitzø & Eye Trauma - A Deliberate Setup
Crack fan theory on Stolas having a parallel scene to Mastermind
This is my emotional support Andrealphus crack theory, and I will keep it until canon proves otherwise, okay?
Another crack theory on how Stella's "couples only" party specifically created the right environment for the Stolas independence/Stolitz plot to kick off
Wally, You're a Lovable Little Shit
I got hit with Apollo's dodgeball and guessed the April Fool's merch
An Overarching End-of-Season Crack Fan Theory
My Sinsmas post about how important Stolas laughing is to Blitzø
A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.
#the idea that someone can simultaneously be a bad parent and a good person is one that seems to escape a LOT of people#I see far too many people who insist that if someone is a bad parent they're also a bad person#because being a bad parent MAKES them a bad person#“well they never should have had kids if they were going to be bad at it!” cool cool so I don't know if you know this but#not everyone is able to see how things will play out before they happen#also someone may be a GREAT parent for one kid but a mediocre one for another kid#because (and I know this is another pretty alien idea to a lot of tumblr) everyone is different#what one child needs is not necessarily the same as what another child needs#anyway#it's much more fun to explore this concept in fiction than in reality#when it happens IRL at least one real person gets screwed over; in fiction it's an interesting story to explore
So fucking true
I know people who are great as friends for example, but they shouldn't be parents.
The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...
Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?
I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.
Request a meme based on a theme/prompt related to me blog/hobbies/interests
"Would you rather:" (make me choose between two things)
Send characters (TV/movies/comics/manga/etc.) for hot or not
Would I ship _______ with _______ ?
Headcanons (give me a topic)
Ask me for advice
Ask for a random factoid (give me a broad topic)
Ask for a mildly interesting story (picking a time period or theme/concept will help)
Ask something about me
A quick story about one of my pets (past/present - we've had tons, so pick an animal type and we've probably had it)
Would you rather..?
Would I ship ___ with ___?
Unpopular opinions (maybe pick a broad topic)
Ask for advice and I’ll do my best to be helpful (nothing massively serious, please)
Send me a uquiz/picrew link and I'll do it and post my result
Send me headcanons and get my opinion
Send me puns, jokes, and memes
Your favorite fictional character (pick a genre/category) and why you love them
Tell me about your pet (or post pics of them and tag me) :D
FIC RELATED QUESTIONS
What fic of yours would you recommend to someone who had never read any of your work? (In other words, what do you think is the best introduction to your fics?)
What are some tropes or details that you think are very characteristic of your fics?
What detail in [insert fic] are you really proud of?
What do you wish someone would ask you about [insert fic]? Answer it now!
What’s one fact about the universe of [insert fic] that you didn’t get a chance to mention in the fic itself?
Any worldbuilding you’re particularly proud of?
What song would make a great fic (to either write or read)?
If you wrote a “missing scene” in [insert fic], what would it be?
Are there any easter eggs in [insert fic], and if so, what are they?
What other websites or resources do you use most often when you write?
How long did it take to write [insert fic]? Describe the process.
What songs would be (or are) on a playlist for [insert fic]? Explain your choices if you want!
Have you ever written something that was out of your comfort zone? If so, what was it, and how did it affect your approach to writing fic thereafter?
What aspects of your writing are inspired by/taken from your real life?
What aspects of your writing are completely unlike your real life?
Is any aspect of your writing process inspired by other writers or people? If so, who?
Do you tend to reread fics or are you a one-and-done kind of person?
Have you ever received a comment that particularly stood out to you for whatever reason?
What’s something you’ve improved on since you started writing fic?
Do you prefer writing on your phone or on a computer (or something else)? Do you think where you write affects the way you write?
If [insert fic] was a pair of shoes, what kind would it be? Describe the shoes.
What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!
Rookanis Leyendecker study for @datvcompanionweeks Lucanis week!
After all, it is the Year of the Horse.
Hope it's ok to use that free day prompt a little early~
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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
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