"What? What?! What happened to my hair?!" His hands are running all over and through it for a minute before Ryuji realizes it's a quip. Scowling, he pockets his hands and huffs, the grumble of, "-Well, your face is super messed up," tailing under his breath.
She calls him loud and annoying, which is annoying of her to do, but the tick in Ryuji's jaw is suppressed because - well, shit, he really wants to know what happened to her face!
"I didn't-" A palm is up and groping at his hairline, finding it JUST where it should be, "-actually deal with 'em, but receding hairlines sounds exactly like the kinda bullshit they're capable of, so don't even mess around like that!"
She's done with her phone, which he's only mildly regretting immediately giving back to her right away, and finally says the cause.
"Uhhhh, nevermind me, did you just fuckin' say you fought an alien?!" His stance widens in his disbelief, shoulders hunching over. "Last I heard, there's no invasion goin' on, so where the hell'd you even find one of those?! And-and, well, you're here now, so does that mean ya took it down, too?! What'd it look like? Did it shoot you with laser beams or some shit? FUCK, did it take your eye out?!"